[Colonol Dekker]

I got a snowflake in my eye

[Solatar]

It's ok! I'm certified for first aid!

*checks everything*

Ok, it might sting, but if you wait a few seconds the snowflake will melt. Prognosis is good. 

[Titan]

They're... they're everywhere!

They've been coming at me for a week straight!

Wait, hang on... yes! It's stopped!

Lake effect snow has let off for the moment in western new york.

[Colonol Dekker]

It's ok! I'm certified for first aid!

*checks everything*

Ok, it might sting, but if you wait a few seconds the snowflake will melt. Prognosis is good. 

 
Me too, but nothing ever prepares you for . . . . . . The terror.
 
 
Hopefully, snow day tomorrow.

[TESLA]

Well im in Dublin, Ireland

And the snow has me off work tomorrow!!!!
Time to build a mega snowman

or giant set of male genitalia

[Colonol Dekker]

Combine the two and entertyain/offend the locals....to be sure

[Nuclear1]

Snowing here too.  It's nice having a truck while everyone in their RWD sedans get stuck in the parking lots

[watsisname]

Booo, I miss my two feet of snow.
Though we should get about an inch here tomorrow. :3

[IceFire]

Pffft.... just ONE snowflake?

[Colonol Dekker]

Not 'just one' snowflake. . . . A WHOLE snowflake i'm gonna risk opening the eye again tomorrow. Hopefully the scars will have gone

[BengalTiger]

[FUBAR-BDHR]

It's ok! I'm certified for first aid!

*checks everything*

Ok, it might sting, but if you wait a few seconds the snowflake will melt. Prognosis is good. 

You think Dekker would have known to run when you pulled out the gloves and said drop trow. 

[Kosh]

I got a snowflake in my eye

We could always rip out your eye. No eye, no problem.

[Killer Whale]

How do you think the snowflake feels? If anything we should be trying to work out a way to save the snowflake, not comfort dekker.

[Kosh]

Yes, in fact we need to found a new organization: PETS. People for the Ethical Treatment of Snowflakes.

[headdie]

we i think me and a goupe of my mates should be on PETS wanted list for

1) Having a massive snowball fight
2) building snowmen and other snow sculptures
3) building igloos
4) generally being irresponsible with snow

edit extra crimes

5) applying hot water to a snow covered car
6)shoveling and sweeping snow from the front patch

[watsisname]

You should add the use of rocksalt and windshield wipers to that list there.

[Colonol Dekker]

As much as I prefer cold weather to hot weather, snow doesn't deserve your pity it deserves your wrath. Stick it in the same boat as vasudans. . . Let em all burn together.

[Solatar]

You should add the use of rocksalt and windshield wipers to that list there.

I suspect my neighbor has rock salt in his basement.

I should bomb his house...he obviously has WMDs...those poor snowflakes...

[Titan]

"And in other news the Snowflake Liberation Group has led another series on the U.S. Transportation system. In a devastating series of roadside assaults, numerous civilian drivers were found in ditches and on highway medians, evidently forced off the streets by SLG booby traps. President Obama has responded to the threat with strengthened demands for increased rock salt production and deployment.

More at 11."