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Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Can Shepard get drunk?

 

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
On the Citadel yes. On Omega I had my favourite renegade conversation moment. So far. . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
I played ME2 for about 12 hours now. Really great game, but RPG? Rather an 3rd person shooter with great dialogs and movies.

 

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
RPG stands for role playing game. ME2 has plenty of that. I'd say it qualifies.

I'm trying to bang yoeman Kelly redhead at the moment.
Spoiler:
She dies. Unless you've got like everything all together immediately before you do the Reaper thingie. Which isn't possible since Legion has a loyalty quest.
Spoiler:
I managed to save her, but I went through the relay immediately after the staff was kidnapped. I got the impression that if you don't react right away they get harvested.

 

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Well i have finished the game as a goodie female Shepard and everbody lives! WOW WOW WOW what a game!! the acting is awesome (i didn't know Claudia black was also in this game) and the cutscenes are brillant esp towards the end. I also love the star trek references(theres a lot of them) with the Scottish engineer, mainly cos am Scottish as well and its nice to Scottish characters, you don't seem to get that many in games. Plus all the other film and game references are brillant. I think Legion is a brillant character and if you leave him standing for while he starts doing the robot! my only gripe was the lack of armor options, when customising your armor, i didn't get that many choices of how mine looked, maybe i just didn't find all the options and i wish you could alter the Blood Dragon Armor so you could remove the helmet. Also the game keeps telling me theres new content to download despite the fact i have got all the downloads. Does it just always display that there is new content?
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
"Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2"

Engineer 1: Forward tanks are full and ready
Engineer 2: Are you talking about Miranda or the ship?

Serious convo in ME2 (abridged)

Spoiler:
I LOST GRUNT!
« Last Edit: February 03, 2010, 04:58:08 pm by Locutus of Borg »
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
RPG stands for role playing game. ME2 has plenty of that. I'd say it qualifies.

I'm trying to bang yoeman Kelly redhead at the moment.
Spoiler:
She dies. Unless you've got like everything all together immediately before you do the Reaper thingie. Which isn't possible since Legion has a loyalty quest.
Spoiler:
I managed to save her, but I went through the relay immediately after the staff was kidnapped. I got the impression that if you don't react right away they get harvested.

Spoiler:
You get precisely 2 missions after you get legion before the collectors harvest the ship.  Provided you talk to him immediately, and have all other recruiting and loyalty missions done already, that's 1 mission, then he'll talk to you about the virus, you do his mission, and they attack.  That way you can go directly to the relay.  If you do anything other then head directly for the relay after their abductions, half your crew gets the blender - in vivid detail for Chambers

 

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
oh alright fine....


 

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Onoz. Genetic enhancement is too far away. . .
Do want now. You most make estimate science people . . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
miranda is one of the most annoying characters in the game, apart from whiney mc*****ity***** ("jack") and... that yeoman something.


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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
I fine her particular accent grating. But that's what gags are for.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
How on Earth can you find Kelly annoying? She is adorable.

 
Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Agreed, Kelly is so cute.

Spoiler:
It was an interesting twist about the geth, about how they aren't all Reaper-worshiping monsters hell-bent on wiping out all organic sentient races.  I hope the quarians and them can come to some sort of a reconciliation in the third installment.  Its going to be easier now that I've re-written those heretics so the geth can be one big happy family.
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
How on Earth can you find Kelly annoying? She is adorable.
i find her very irritating and completely useless. what can i say, tali ftw.
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
miranda is one of the most annoying characters in the game, apart from whiney mc*****ity***** ("jack") and... that yeoman something.

The romance scene for paragon courting Jack is one of the most uplifting scenes in a game that really needs more of them.

i find her very irritating and completely useless. what can i say, tali ftw.

Spoiler:
Your loss; you save her and reject the other options, you get a striptease from her in one of the Asari stripper outfits.
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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
lol singing salarian
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Just finished. Loved the characters to death. Loved the story: actually liked the loyalty quests even more than the main story, especially Tali and Samara. Really moving stuff.

Managed to bork up every romance for Ellen Shepherd. Was hoping to get laid with Garrus. I think I was a bit too eager to get renegade points.  :(

Spoiler:
My first time attacking the Collectors, poor Thane bought it, but everybody else made it. When I retried the assault using ol' worthless Jacob instead of Jack for seeker swarm repulsion, Jack was torn apart by the swarms, and Legion was gunned down in front of me. His last words were pretty heartbreaking. 'No carrier...no carrier...no carrier.'

 

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Renegade points make the world turn. Without them we're as bad as the Ewoks.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Locutus of Borg

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Spoiler:
I used Jack for repulsion and she lived!!!

Maybe it was all those biotic upgrades that made her more powerful.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Miranda Lawson: The quest for bigger boobies AKA- Mass Effect 2
Spoiler:
I used Jack for repulsion too my first time through, and she kicked ass. Didn't even lose a squadmate at the 'doors of death' immediately after the seeker swarms, either. Jack is great at that, much better than Jacob.

Legion didn't die in my first, official playthrough, but it did when I ran through the final battle again with different people. Its death is heartbreaking.

Also, on another variant playthrough, Tali died. I admit I teared up a bit. Poor Tali.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2010, 01:36:40 pm by General Battuta »