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Offline iamzack

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But it's called The Emily Grace Collection. Nobody knows who this Emily Grace kid is yet, it's just publicity to tag Miley's sister to it.
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Offline Blue Lion

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Well that doesn't negate what I said, but alright.

 

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Miley's sister does dress pretty skankily. :P
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Council estate girls. What can I say except they're all Vicky Pollards.
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Offline Stormkeeper

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I might get roasted, but I don't really get why people hate Miley Cyrus so much. Or her sister.

... How old is her sister? 12? 11?
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Offline Blue Lion

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I might get roasted, but I don't really get why people hate Miley Cyrus so much. Or her sister.

... How old is her sister? 12? 11?

Nine. I think it stems from the constant influx of young tween singers. It becomes almost a social movement with little girls I think. I am not a little girl nor am I the father of one so it's speculation on my part.


 

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Nine, eh. Sounds delectable.
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 :eek2:
 
I'm glad I can pick up on a sarcy post when
I'm tired.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline S-99

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I'm not a fan of tits that can suffocate people.
Titty-****ing :nervous:
buy porn? you're on the INTERNET
The word buy with internet and porn in the same sentence just doesn't compute.
She's Palmgolian.
I think that needed fixing.
Or grab a cougar whenever possible.
Good advice :yes:
I know a 12 yr old girl who has a rather developed chest. And she's quite embarrased about it.
Reminds me of one of my more annoying friend's little sisters in a story that involves the exact opposite. The sister was less annoying than her older brother (you can only handle him in doses), but she was cool to visit with whenever i hung out with her brother. And now, it's going to be a long time before i say hi to her again.

The reason i didn't care for saying hi to her anymore is because she tried to drag me into the forest for god knows what kind of naughty business she wanted to take place at the fair away from others last time i saw her. I was 24 at the time going like, "**** THIS!!!" in my head. She called me a chicken, and i booked it. Never has a girl made me feel extremely uncomfortable before this.

Behavior i find undesirable in women that want me is a guaranteed way to make me feel uncomfortable and scare me off very fast. What i find undesirable is really pretty simple; manipulation, trying to pull a fast one on me, and just plain old damaging/unsafe behavior/habits. The fact that she's trying to skip the rest of the bases when she's 14 with someone who's 10 years older is disturbing and dangerous, which imediatley made this not worth my time for a whole **** load of reasons. I found out from her brother later in the day (at this point i was making sure i was where she wasn't, because i don't waste a 3 day pass to the fair, motto is every day all day for fair passes) that she had a crush on me when she was 13, and i deduced that crush turned into disturbingly blatant expressed infatuation when she got to 14.

This girl has been very well developed since she was 13 at least, but she was quite the opposite of embarrassed. When she turned 14, she would find out from her older guy friends if they noticed how she's developing (this was minutes before she tried shoving me into the forest). Not a great practice for the girl who's petite with a great body and beauty at 14 (just going to be honest here, she was attractive) asking older people how they notice she's different (i didn't let her ask me the question). She's bound to get herself in trouble one day easily with situations that go way above her head, because she wanted to flirt with people 10 years or even older than that before she became an adult.

Young people often more of the time don't even think of the consequences of their actions (especially the older people they know and can inadvertantly **** over). And even less for her because of her idiot parents (nice parents, but ****ing dumb), and her lazy retard older brother (lazy and retarded is her de facto older brother) that doesn't keep tabs on her at all. I hope the girl you know stormkeeper finds some middle ground so she's more comfortable with herself while of course her not becoming the extreme opposite. In the mean time, there's an easy message i figure along the lines of "put a lid on it", "stop this crap", and "think about what you're doing" needs to be told if i ever run into forest girl again.
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Re: Australia - You Must Be This Big (In Your Bra) To Ride
De-rail much?

 

Offline iamzack

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tl;dr

looked like a high max rant about women and their indecency or something

but like i said, did not read
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Australia - You Must Be This Big (In Your Bra) To Ride
Summary: Some young girls are sluts, and maybe so is S-99

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Australia - You Must Be This Big (In Your Bra) To Ride
Not really.  Basically an anecdote about a teen decidedly not embarrassed about being developed for her age.

 

Offline Rian

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Short version: teenagers are horny.

I fail to see how this is a revelation.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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God bless nineteen year olds at schooldisco.com nights in london ;)
 
 
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Rick James

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God-dammit. I need to get laid.

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.

 

Offline S-99

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Re: Australia - You Must Be This Big (In Your Bra) To Ride
tl;dr

looked like a high max rant about women and their indecency or something

but like i said, did not read
That's what happens when you don't read all of it. You don't get all of the information, which in turn you never got the real story. As far as indecency goes, i do live in alaska. Leader in america for suicides, std's, alcoholism, and incomplete families. This takes it's toll in the dating scene where guys, not just women just don't have the ability to help themselves (and don't forget, that's if these men and women have any good standards to boot). Do i want to date someone with self damaging habits and who can't help themselves? Oh god no, people who can't help themselves never get their problems fixed and drag you down with them. People who can help themselves will get their problems fixed, this also means that the help someone else is providing is not all for nothing.

I should have said it like this in my last post, but i couldn't think of a better way until now.
Basically an anecdote about a teen decidedly not embarrassed about being developed for her age.
Exactly.

Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline iamzack

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But why should a teen be embarrassed about being over developed for her age? Suggesting that she should be seems a bit.. iunno.. wrong.

Also I just went back and read, and I still don't get it. Is wanting sex at 14 what's so self-destructive? Or... does that only pertain to girls? Sounds like slut-shaming to me.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

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Re: Australia - You Must Be This Big (In Your Bra) To Ride
Also I just went back and read, and I still don't get it. Is wanting sex at 14 what's so self-destructive? Or... does that only pertain to girls? Sounds like slut-shaming to me.
No, wanting sex at 14 with someone who's 24 would be the self-destructive aspect of it.  Things can only end badly, for both parties.

 

Offline iamzack

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Not necessarily. Plenty of teenagers have crushes on older folks. Most of them just don't have enough self-esteem or courage to try at getting what they want.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.