.vp file= Core FreeSpace archives. Have all the texturing of FreeSpace, meaning lots and lots of futuristic backgrounding.
newbie= someone who hasn't been around much. You could have been here 20 years, with that post count you'd either be a newbie or a lurker. Since I tend to assume the least creepy in human nature, I guessed newbie.
Asshole= me, yes. But at least I don't get all defensive over crap posts, or overly mean when uncalled for, making me only a part-time asshole. How about you?
people who need emoticons to read a patently ridiculous post as a joke=... need I say more? You're the reason they put those damn laugh tracks in good comedies as well as bad ones. Here, you've gone and made an ass of yourself. Stop now, please, because I have a low tolerance level for humorless gits, particularly ones who put on airs (well... so that's all of 'em. And?)