[Colonol Dekker]

Well it's that time of year again tomorrow. I got two cards at work but as i'm not a teenager i'm not bothered. It's nice don't get me wrong but if they're too shy to approach me in the first place then i'm not interested.   

[JMN]

Girl said to me yesterday:
"You know, it's valentines day in Sunday... "
and I replied:
"Yup, and on Monday it's national flag of Canada day" 

[Scotty]

I got one from my Grandma, who apparently still thinks I'm four.

Not expecting any others.

[headdie]

Girl said to me yesterday:
"You know, it's valentines day in Sunday... "
and I replied:
"Yup, and on Monday it's national flag of Canada day" 

and on tuesday its pancake day 

seriously though my wife has got chocolate for me and I have got her a teddy

[TESLA]

Reasons behind the day are sound.

Modern Corporate, "buy stuff to prove you love them" I really hate! 


But the sex is always good that night 

[Dilmah G]

Girl said to me yesterday:
"You know, it's valentines day in Sunday... "
and I replied:
"Yup, and on Monday it's national flag of Canada day" 

Bah, you should've taken advantage of that.

[karajorma]

seriously though my wife has got chocolate for me and I have got her a teddy

I assume you mean the black lacy kind and not the cotton stuffed furry kind.

[JMN]

Girl said to me yesterday:
"You know, it's valentines day in Sunday... "
and I replied:
"Yup, and on Monday it's national flag of Canada day" 

Bah, you should've taken advantage of that.

Don't worry, I'm just creating some suspense for the greater good (lulz)

[NGTM-1R]

I assume you mean the black lacy kind and not the cotton stuffed furry kind.

Depends. I am pathologically no longer able to sleep without something to cuddle, so if for some reason she's ever away, Stitch is on standby.

[karajorma]

You could use a pillow.

[NGTM-1R]

You could use a pillow.

It's not as cute?

[karajorma]

Depends on the pillow.

[MP-Ryan]

My wife and I just got back from our much-delayed honeymoon in the Dominican Republic, so I got a pass on the Valentine's Day card nonsense this year... finally.    I thought I had bought myself some relief with an expensive dozen roses the first year we were dating, but no, turns out I just set the bar higher for myself from the get-go 

[BloodEagle]

My wife and I just got back from our much-delayed honeymoon in the Dominican Republic, so I got a pass on the Valentine's Day card nonsense this year... finally.    I thought I had bought myself some relief with an expensive dozen roses the first year we were dating, but no, turns out I just set the bar higher for myself from the get-go 

You should have seen that coming. 

[Blue Lion]

Yay for being single I suppose?

*pockets all my money to spend on stuff for me*

[Bob-san]

My wife and I just got back from our much-delayed honeymoon in the Dominican Republic, so I got a pass on the Valentine's Day card nonsense this year... finally.    I thought I had bought myself some relief with an expensive dozen roses the first year we were dating, but no, turns out I just set the bar higher for myself from the get-go 

You should have seen that coming. 

The solution; start dating on 15 Feb and get married by 13 Feb. That way, the only thing you have to one-up yourself on is a bit of fun.

[Scotty]

Our Winter Royalty dance was today.  I managed to work up the courage to ask the person I was hoping to to dance.  She said no.

 

[Dilmah G]

* Dilmah pats Scotty on the back.

[JMN]

Our Winter Royalty dance was today.  I managed to work up the courage to ask the person I was hoping to to dance.  She said no.

 

FTOW FTW

[Snail]

Chinese New Year.