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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #20 on: April 14, 2002, 11:54:25 am
No, they're reserved for the Assistant Senior Management Slave and higher status. You get the droppings and whatever they leave behind on the occasions where they start attacking people in their sleep.
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #21 on: April 14, 2002, 12:30:41 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Welcome to HLP. Knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of more interesting 35mm mortar duels and machete jello wrestling. You are assigned to be the personal slave of the admin who appears in the blank space below:

Thunder.

You will serve your master unto, and beyond, your untimely death, as do all others here. The giant rats in the barracks are not for eating. That will be all, we hope you will enjoy your stay.:D

:lol:OMG!:lol::lol:LMAO!:lol::lol:ROFL!:lol:
god you can be so funny at times...;)
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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Reply #22 on: April 14, 2002, 12:34:15 pm
[glow=green][SIZE=10]Welcome to the HLPBB
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Offline Assassin

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Reply #23 on: April 14, 2002, 01:08:18 pm
I didn't eat Furious Furry! I was standing still, doing absolutely nothing, when he suddenly jumped out of nowhere directly down my throat.  

And hey Shrike, :)
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #24 on: April 14, 2002, 01:31:33 pm
ITS ASSASSIN!

Yo, long time no see :D
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #25 on: April 14, 2002, 01:33:06 pm
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I didn't eat Furious Furry! I was standing still, doing absolutely nothing, when he suddenly jumped out of nowhere directly down my throat.

 
:nervous:
 
:shaking:
 
:snipe:
 

Offline Setekh

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Re: Re: Hey everyone - old veteran rejoining :D
Reply #26 on: April 14, 2002, 06:11:39 pm
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Hey man.  Old school, eh?


No kidding. ;)

Oh... no... we're going to need to replace Furry, aren't we... do you KNOW how hard it is to find Giant Barracks Rats at this time of night?! Incidentally, not very, but they do have that very nasty habit of exploding when someone is nearby... hmmm, why did we have them in the barracks again?
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Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #27 on: April 14, 2002, 09:00:00 pm
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:D:wink::)WELCOME TO THE HLPBB!:nod::p;)
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #28 on: April 14, 2002, 09:25:20 pm
...So that they could spread plague and parasites, master?
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Offline Battlecarrier01

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Reply #29 on: April 14, 2002, 10:05:24 pm
Howdy, welcome back
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Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #30 on: April 14, 2002, 10:08:06 pm
Welcome to the wonderful, twisted world of the HLPBB!
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Offline Shrike

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Reply #31 on: April 14, 2002, 11:09:23 pm
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Howdy, welcome back
Quite funny, considering where it's coming from. ;)
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Offline Battlecarrier01

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Reply #32 on: April 14, 2002, 11:18:04 pm
:p
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #33 on: April 15, 2002, 09:12:44 am
Hey, long time no see! Welcome...
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Offline Assassin

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Reply #34 on: April 15, 2002, 01:00:06 pm
My god, 30 welcome messages. I feel so spe-shul :D

Whats this about the rats exploding near people? Considering one jumped my throat I am quite alarmed here :doh:
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #35 on: April 15, 2002, 01:19:00 pm
Hey dude, I think your name may have triggered a molecule or two in my excuse for a brain... :)

Admins, I think he needs to have an avatar: :snipe: It fits so well... :D :lol:
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #36 on: April 15, 2002, 02:13:57 pm
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My god, 30 welcome messages. I feel so spe-shul :D


Oh, but you are special...

*pats Assassin's back, conducting him to the padded room*
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #37 on: April 15, 2002, 05:53:05 pm
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Hey dude, I think your name may have triggered a molecule or two in my excuse for a brain... :)

Admins, I think he needs to have an avatar: :snipe: It fits so well... :D :lol:

Yeah, and give it to Stryke 9 ;)
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #38 on: April 15, 2002, 06:00:17 pm
[hackles rise]

Grrr...

What the hell ARE hackles, anyway? I know how it's used, but that's something else...

Anyway... If I'm gettin' ANY avatars, boy, it's gonna be the Goat when I finish it!
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #39 on: April 15, 2002, 06:09:33 pm
You notice how you have the longest book in the HLP bible? :D

"The Adventures of Stryke 9" ;)
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
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