I didn't mean,
"Argggh, the girlfriend's doing her make-up for another half-hour. >_<"
"'Aye man, you should ****in' beat her head in until she bleeds all over the ****in' carpet and shiiiiiiit!"
Because that's just plain creepy.
Something more along the lines of
"Hey man, is it alright if we wait here another hour? My girl's out with her mates. >_<"
"Pfft, slap her!" *tongue firmly in cheek*
"**** you, man." *tongue is also firmly in cheek*
Regardless, actual domestic violence isn't funny whichever way you put it, and especially not in the way the video puts it.