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Offline TrashMan

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Re: JAD
Reply #40 on: March 23, 2010, 07:44:32 am
You're not missing much..it's condensed mind****. At least the last few episodes.

The guy who made it was actually admitted..had mental problems IIRC.
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Re: JAD
Reply #41 on: March 23, 2010, 11:37:16 am
Quote from: TrashMan on March 23, 2010, 07:44:32 am
You're not missing much..it's condensed mind****. At least the last few episodes.

The guy who made it was actually admitted..had mental problems IIRC.
He was depressed and used NGE as his outlet
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: JAD
Reply #42 on: March 23, 2010, 11:42:56 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on March 23, 2010, 01:36:23 am
Quote from: Nuclear1 on March 22, 2010, 10:12:23 pm
IN SPOILERS IN SPOILERS!

DAMMIT NGTM-1R YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS :(

Oh screw you! There's a statue of limitations on this ****! AERIS DIES! NICOLE KIDMAN IS A GHOST! IT WAS HIS SLED! DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD. :P

Besides, simply saying "it's an Evangelion Homage/it's an Angel" does not prepare you in any way for what that mission actually does.

Now, the only spoiler I didn't recognize immediately was the first, "AERIS DIES!" What's that from?
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: JAD
Reply #43 on: March 23, 2010, 11:43:52 am
Quote from: Kosh on March 23, 2010, 06:46:26 am
I've never heard of Evanglion.......

What rock do you live under, sir, that you have managed to completely miss out on one of the defining shows of anime?

Quote from: Thaeris on March 23, 2010, 11:42:56 am
Now, the only spoiler I didn't recognize immediately was the first, "AERIS DIES!" What's that from?

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Offline SpardaSon21

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Re: JAD
Reply #44 on: March 23, 2010, 03:03:08 pm
Condensed mind****?  NGE?  Maybe.  On the other hand if you really want to feel your brains dripping out your ears you need to watch FLCL.  Its like a bad acid trip, every single episode, and it never, ever makes any sense whatsoever.
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[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: JAD
Reply #45 on: March 23, 2010, 03:32:39 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on March 23, 2010, 03:03:08 pm
Condensed mind****?  NGE?  Maybe.  On the other hand if you really want to feel your brains dripping out your ears you need to watch FLCL.  Its like a bad acid trip, every single episode, and it never, ever makes any sense whatsoever.
Actually, FLCL makes perfect sense, and its underlying message is deceptively simple.  It just requires several re-watches to do so. :p
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: JAD
Reply #46 on: March 26, 2010, 08:23:53 pm
Quote
What rock do you live under, sir, that you have managed to completely miss out on one of the defining shows of anime?

I don't pay attention to anime. :p
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: JAD
Reply #47 on: April 13, 2010, 07:24:40 pm
Whens the next JAD coming out?
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Re: JAD
Reply #48 on: April 13, 2010, 07:45:53 pm
Obviously I'm gonna have to start making any sequels awful so people stop asking for new ones. :p
 

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Re: JAD
Reply #49 on: April 13, 2010, 08:11:04 pm
Hey, it worked for Lucas, right? :p
 

Offline Axem

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Re: JAD
Reply #50 on: April 13, 2010, 09:01:29 pm
My god, that was his plan all along wasn't it. He was so annoyed with the fan boys he just made the worse possible movies possible.

We're through the looking glass here people...

I need to sell out...
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: JAD
Reply #51 on: April 13, 2010, 09:18:05 pm
My... God, man!

You've just found a superb plot element for JAD!
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Goober5000

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Re: JAD
Reply #52 on: April 14, 2010, 01:15:57 am
Quote from: Charismatic on April 13, 2010, 07:24:40 pm
Whens the next JAD coming out?
And what is DEM, chopped liver? :p
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: JAD
Reply #53 on: April 14, 2010, 03:56:47 am
Quote from: Thaeris on April 13, 2010, 09:18:05 pm
My... God, man!

You've just found a superb plot element for JAD!

Hasn't corporate sponsorship already been done? :p
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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: JAD
Reply #54 on: April 14, 2010, 08:42:28 am
Quote from: Goober5000 on April 14, 2010, 01:15:57 am
Quote from: Charismatic on April 13, 2010, 07:24:40 pm
Whens the next JAD coming out?
And what is DEM, chopped liver? :p
Do you two share your ideas amongst each other, you could do a collaberated DEM / JAD campaign.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: JAD
Reply #55 on: April 14, 2010, 08:46:13 am
Quote from: Commander Zane on April 14, 2010, 08:42:28 am
you could do a collaberated DEM / JAD campaign.
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: JAD
Reply #56 on: April 14, 2010, 09:52:05 am
That would be a mess.  I don't think it would be a good idea. :p
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: JAD
Reply #57 on: April 14, 2010, 12:26:02 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on April 14, 2010, 03:56:47 am
Quote from: Thaeris on April 13, 2010, 09:18:05 pm
My... God, man!

You've just found a superb plot element for JAD!

Hasn't corporate sponsorship already been done? :p

Yes it has, but not corporate let-downs...
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: JAD
Reply #58 on: April 14, 2010, 01:44:37 pm
Quote from: Goober5000 on April 14, 2010, 09:52:05 am
That would be a mess.  I don't think it would be a good idea. :p
I think the mess is why it would be a good idea. :p
 

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Re: JAD
Reply #59 on: April 14, 2010, 01:56:11 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on April 14, 2010, 08:46:13 am
Quote from: Commander Zane on April 14, 2010, 08:42:28 am
you could do a collaberated DEM / JAD campaign.
DJEAMD!
No, it needs to be Just Another Deus Ex Machina, or JADEM for short.
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[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems
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