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Offline Colonol Dekker

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I just saw an ad on film four.
 
Is it any good, is it a comedy or what?
 
I like the idea of a town full of fit older (not old) women preying   on guys like me:D
 
 
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I believe the program revolves around a group of 30-55 year old women and their exploits, usually involving bedding younger gentlemen.
not dissimilar to sex and the city, I believe
not a town, not by a long shot.
(unfortunately)

 
and here I thought it was a show about a town beseiged by bloodthirsty cougars (apparently after escaping from the local zoo?) Kinda like Snakes on a Plane, but with cougars, and in a town.
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Mr_T3D that sounds like a good plot. :)
 
Apart from the sex in the city bit. It sounds like how my life's heading. Except i'm the younger man not the older woman. . . Obviously lol.
 
 
Looking forward to having a peek.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
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-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Apart from the sex in the city bit. It sounds like how my life's heading. Except i'm the younger man not the older woman. . . Obviously lol.

Are you sure?
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Offline NGTM-1R

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and here I thought it was a show about a town beseiged by bloodthirsty cougars (apparently after escaping from the local zoo?) Kinda like Snakes on a Plane, but with cougars, and in a town.

I was thinking more anthro cougars running a town kids show, personally.

Though your idea amuses me more.
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My wife watches it, and therefore I have as well.  It's mildly amusing.  Quirky.
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My wife watches it, I leave the room ;)

I think i would rather chew glass :)
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Offline TESLA

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When i was 18 I slept with a 32 year old woman.

Interesting experience,

but wouldnt do it again.


As for the show, i hear its one for the ladies, kind of like a 'sex in the city' thinge
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and here I thought it was a show about a town beseiged by bloodthirsty cougars (apparently after escaping from the local zoo?) Kinda like Snakes on a Plane, but with cougars, and in a town.

GOATS ON A BOAT!!!
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Shivans on Cain.

...wait they're supposed to be on Cains.
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and here I thought it was a show about a town beseiged by bloodthirsty cougars (apparently after escaping from the local zoo?) Kinda like Snakes on a Plane, but with cougars, and in a town.

GOATS ON A BOAT!!!
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Offline S-99

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ROFL, last time i went to the bar with my best friend. We came up with a way of getting cheaper beer. We made a lot of new hammered friends that hung out in big groups and pitched in some money in a communal effort to get a pitcher of beer multiple times (most of the time the sloshed people forgot or got distracted else where and forgot about this nice new pitcher of beer that me and my friend ended up spending $10 on 5 or 6 pitchers the whole night). He got a little more drunk than i did and spent the whole time hanging out with this 45 year old lady (she didn't have the body of a goddess). I thought everything was all goooood, until i saw him up there grinding against her huge ass a half hour later, and for the next 3 hours. Like a good friend i didn't stop him. I still remind him of how he got cougared.
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ROFL, last time i went to the bar with my best friend. We came up with a way of getting cheaper beer. We made a lot of new hammered friends that hung out in big groups and pitched in some money in a communal effort to get a pitcher of beer multiple times (most of the time the sloshed people forgot or got distracted else where and forgot about this nice new pitcher of beer that me and my friend ended up spending $10 on 5 or 6 pitchers the whole night). He got a little more drunk than i did and spent the whole time hanging out with this 45 year old lady (she didn't have the body of a goddess). I thought everything was all goooood, until i saw him up there grinding against her huge ass a half hour later, and for the next 3 hours. Like a good friend i didn't stop him. I still remind him of how he got cougared.
that's a pretty damn cool story.

 

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My mum once had a boyfriend who looked like he was in his 20s. Whole thing lasted all of five minutes and has not repeated itself thank god.
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I  know one thing. It doesn't matter how good looking the cougar is. I'm not marrying someone with 20 or plus years older than me. I mean damn, by the time i'd be 60, she'd be 80. And that is where the age difference would start to suck.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Marriage?:lol:
 
All the cougars i've 'had at' were married. They're looking for no strings fun.
 
I'm looking at a fifteen year deficit anyway.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
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-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Whole thing lasted all of five minutes

Probably the reason right there...
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Offline S-99

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Marriage?:lol:
Yes i know, laugh. Most of them aren't looking for marriage, but there are a select few that want to marry someone much younger than themselves. This small margin does exist. That's all i meant to say.
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Whole thing lasted all of five minutes

Probably the reason right there...

probably more than she was used too!
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