ROFL, last time i went to the bar with my best friend. We came up with a way of getting cheaper beer. We made a lot of new hammered friends that hung out in big groups and pitched in some money in a communal effort to get a pitcher of beer multiple times (most of the time the sloshed people forgot or got distracted else where and forgot about this nice new pitcher of beer that me and my friend ended up spending $10 on 5 or 6 pitchers the whole night). He got a little more drunk than i did and spent the whole time hanging out with this 45 year old lady (she didn't have the body of a goddess). I thought everything was all goooood, until i saw him up there grinding against her huge ass a half hour later, and for the next 3 hours. Like a good friend i didn't stop him. I still remind him of how he got cougared.