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unusually funny jon stewart :D
on: March 25, 2010, 09:42:40 pm
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 09:58:05 pm
I watched this one.  I lol'd.
 

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 10:11:46 pm
Dear lord, that was amazing. :lol:
 

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 10:19:31 pm
wait... this is the whole ep? I don't have time for this. What are the highlights?
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 10:26:26 pm
The first 10 minutes.
 

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 10:44:07 pm
Glenn Beck should be fired...

Out of a cannon, into the sun.  >.>
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #6 on: March 25, 2010, 11:49:59 pm
It was okay.
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #7 on: March 26, 2010, 12:04:51 am
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Glenn Beck should be fired...

Out of a cannon, into the sun.  >.>


We should give him to the Shivans, in the process have Shivans on a Plane. :p


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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #8 on: March 26, 2010, 12:23:20 am
I saw that... thats got to be one of his funniest scenes yet   :lol:
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #9 on: March 26, 2010, 01:15:10 am
Hahaha, oh wow.

Glenn Beck is a ****ing idiot.  :lol:
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #10 on: March 26, 2010, 09:40:59 am
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Hahaha, oh wow.

Glenn Beck is a ****ing idiot.  :lol:


What's sad is how popular he has become in recent years.......
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #11 on: March 26, 2010, 11:19:39 am
Quote from: Kosh on March 26, 2010, 09:40:59 am
Quote from: Swantz on March 26, 2010, 01:15:10 am
Hahaha, oh wow.

Glenn Beck is a ****ing idiot.  :lol:


What's sad is how popular he has become in recent years.......
It doesn't surprise me at all though; people are always looking for "exciting" news.  He gives them some conspiracy sounding junk and they eat it up, and because it's on TV, it must be real!
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #12 on: March 26, 2010, 02:32:50 pm
He is enthusiastic, I'll give him that.

...that's pretty much all I'll give him, but still.
 

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #13 on: March 26, 2010, 05:17:29 pm
I didn't actually like the skit - thought it went on too long after he'd made his point. My biggest problem now is getting the latest ones as the bloody ABC isn't putting them on iView for some reason.
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #14 on: March 26, 2010, 05:41:29 pm
the link told me to bog off as i live in the uk
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #15 on: March 26, 2010, 08:12:29 pm
Quote from: Swantz on March 26, 2010, 11:19:39 am
Quote from: Kosh on March 26, 2010, 09:40:59 am
Quote from: Swantz on March 26, 2010, 01:15:10 am
Hahaha, oh wow.

Glenn Beck is a ****ing idiot.  :lol:


What's sad is how popular he has become in recent years.......
It doesn't surprise me at all though; people are always looking for "exciting" news.  He gives them some conspiracy sounding junk and they eat it up, and because it's on TV, it must be real!


If you ever actually listen to anything the real conspiracy theorists broadcast, they will go after glenn beck whenever they have the chance. Kind of funny if you think about it.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #16 on: March 26, 2010, 08:18:07 pm
Quote from: headdie on March 26, 2010, 05:41:29 pm
the link told me to bog off as i live in the uk

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #17 on: March 26, 2010, 09:33:04 pm
Quote from: Kosh on March 26, 2010, 08:12:29 pm
Quote from: Swantz on March 26, 2010, 11:19:39 am
Quote from: Kosh on March 26, 2010, 09:40:59 am
Quote from: Swantz on March 26, 2010, 01:15:10 am
Hahaha, oh wow.

Glenn Beck is a ****ing idiot.  :lol:


What's sad is how popular he has become in recent years.......
It doesn't surprise me at all though; people are always looking for "exciting" news.  He gives them some conspiracy sounding junk and they eat it up, and because it's on TV, it must be real!


If you ever actually listen to anything the real conspiracy theorists broadcast, they will go after glenn beck whenever they have the chance. Kind of funny if you think about it.

I guess the man's stealing too much of their thunder.
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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #18 on: March 26, 2010, 10:27:55 pm
Quote from: Kosh on March 26, 2010, 12:04:51 am
We should give him to the Shivans, in the process have Shivans on a Plane. :p

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Re: unusually funny jon stewart :D
Reply #19 on: March 27, 2010, 12:34:44 am
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I guess the man's stealing too much of their thunder.[/qute]

They view him as a New World Order tool to distract people from reality and the NWO agenda. At least that's how they see it.


Personally I just think he's a ****ing idiot.
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