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Offline Thaeris

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 04:53:45 pm
I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHARF*UCKING SNAKES IN MY MUTHARF*UCKING FREESPACE!!!

 :pimp:
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Snail

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 05:03:01 pm
Should everyone hold on? Are you opening an airlock?
 

Offline TESLA

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 07:11:22 pm
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced
to talk to God.

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #23 on: April 02, 2010, 03:46:58 pm
Quote from: Fury on April 01, 2010, 07:18:55 am
Say bye bye to your moderator powers Nuke and Dekker. :p


But...................i use them to heal kittens :s
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Nuke

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #24 on: April 02, 2010, 04:31:53 pm
admit it, you only heal the kittens so you can make soup out of them later without it being a health hazard :D
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #25 on: April 02, 2010, 04:34:25 pm
Healing prolongs their suffering..........................


RAWR, now they feel my hangovers pain.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
  

Offline Nuke

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #26 on: April 02, 2010, 05:09:36 pm
im actually thinking of finishing off the booze that my sister didnt drink on her 21st birthday.
i got this problem where i keep falling asleep though, maybe i should start taking meth.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline watsisname

Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #27 on: April 02, 2010, 07:34:06 pm
DOCTOR I find I have way too much CONCENTRATION and FOCUS

and I put my keys away and then five minutes later I REMEMBER WHERE I PUT THEM

and I find that infomercials are not THE MOST AMAZING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

is there anything you can give me to help???
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #28 on: April 02, 2010, 07:54:24 pm
Cyanide.
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #29 on: April 02, 2010, 08:35:19 pm
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

Brain I/O error
Replace and press any key
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: OH MY GOD ITS A SNAKE!!
Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 10:19:35 pm
HSSSSSSSS YOU ARE POLLUTING OUR THREAD

WE MUSSSSSSSSSST FEED ON SSSSSSSSSSSPAM
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
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