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Offline iamzack

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on: April 02, 2010, 05:05:07 pm
Does anyone remember that random Asian guy I had ungood sex with over a year ago?

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Hey, girl

How are you doing? This is going to be a great long weekend this week.
I hope you are enjoying it. I don't know if you remember, we met last
year in Chapel Hill. It was so memorable to me I can't forgot you for
a moment! I will be leaving this area soon, but before I go I really
hope I could see you again, really just seeing you will make me happy.
Could you help me with that? I actually have a small gift for you, a
emerald necklace, which I think matches your beauty well. I hope you
can have it, will you?

Barry

lsfsuinhlviatc;uiosliuuuuuuuusnc

i didn't give him my real home address, i wish i hadn't given him my real email address either. -.-
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: CREEP
Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 05:09:49 pm
Ugh, do not want.

Hopefully just ignoring him will do the trick.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: CREEP
Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 05:11:52 pm
did he steal those lines out of a cheap anime or something. tell him he can go **** himself, then if he persists, tell him he has a tiny dick.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: CREEP
Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 05:17:10 pm
i've been ignoring his emails for over a year -.-
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline achtung

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Re: CREEP
Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 05:34:09 pm
Have you tried telling him to **** off yet?
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Offline Falcon

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Re: CREEP
Reply #5 on: April 02, 2010, 05:46:44 pm
Can't you block him?
 

Offline TESLA

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Re: CREEP
Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying.... lol  :ick:



Just tell him to back off or you will tell people how small his penis is.  :D

Or that he is 'inadequate'   ;)


And stop sleeping with weirdos.....
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: CREEP
Reply #7 on: April 02, 2010, 07:04:05 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
And stop sleeping with weirdos.....

This will indeed solve most of your problems...

 :rolleyes:
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It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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Everyone else takes normal damage."

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"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


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Offline TESLA

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Re: CREEP
Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 08:26:36 pm
Quote from: Thaeris on April 02, 2010, 07:04:05 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
And stop sleeping with weirdos.....

This will indeed solve most of your problems...

 :rolleyes:

Hey we have all made that mistake!

Like a crazy ex, searching every lecture hall for you in university to see if your there.....

believe me, know the person you sleep with a bit, before you hop in the sack.
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced
to talk to God.

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
 

Offline Kosh

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Re: CREEP
Reply #9 on: April 02, 2010, 08:41:42 pm
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Does anyone remember that random Asian guy I had ungood sex with over a year ago?


Why the hell would I remember that? :wtf:
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Offline iamzack

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Re: CREEP
Reply #10 on: April 02, 2010, 08:54:29 pm
several people still make fun of me in irc for it
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Hades

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Re: CREEP
Reply #11 on: April 02, 2010, 09:05:59 pm
Yep. I guess he still wants another taste. :<
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: CREEP
Reply #12 on: April 02, 2010, 09:07:05 pm
Quote from: Hades on April 02, 2010, 09:05:59 pm
Yep. I guess he still wants another taste. :<

Uncalled for, that...

 :doubt:
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Turambar

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Re: CREEP
Reply #13 on: April 02, 2010, 09:14:02 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
And stop sleeping with weirdos.....

If she did that, I'd never get any sex
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Offline BloodEagle

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Re: CREEP
Reply #14 on: April 02, 2010, 09:16:22 pm
Quote from: Turambar on April 02, 2010, 09:14:02 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
And stop sleeping with weirdos.....

If she did that, I'd never get any sex

In that case, I second TESLA's motion.  :P
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: CREEP
Reply #15 on: April 02, 2010, 09:20:29 pm
Quote from: Turambar on April 02, 2010, 09:14:02 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
And stop sleeping with weirdos.....

If she did that, I'd never get any sex

Tura can look pretty intimidating.  Have him go glare at him for five minutes.
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Offline Bobboau

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Re: CREEP
Reply #16 on: April 02, 2010, 09:59:05 pm
I have no idea the back story, so maybe that's why I feel sympathy/pity for the guy knowing only what's been said in this thread. sounds like you didn't give him a clean break, but like I said, know nothing.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: CREEP
Reply #17 on: April 02, 2010, 10:22:55 pm
Quote from: TESLA on April 02, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying....

Oh yes you can.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: CREEP
Reply #18 on: April 02, 2010, 10:29:46 pm
Tell him to **** off.

Prior experience dealing with psychotic women speaking.
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Offline Qent

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Re: CREEP
Reply #19 on: April 02, 2010, 11:45:15 pm
Be completely honest with him. In fact, link him to this thread.

Blegh, I must not be thinking straight.
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