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What's in your pocket?

Your precious
6 (15.4%)
iPhone
1 (2.6%)
loose change
7 (17.9%)
Plead the fifth
4 (10.3%)
Kitchen sink
6 (15.4%)
Other
15 (38.5%)

Total Members Voted: 39

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Offline chief1983

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What's in your pocket?
on: April 09, 2010, 09:37:33 am
So?  How bout it?
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iamzack:  i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
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Offline iamzack

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 09:40:15 am
vibrator
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline TESLA

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 09:51:40 am



Mr. Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."

Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir."
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced
to talk to God.

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 09:55:30 am
I have thin air in my pockets. :p
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Offline mister J

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 09:56:51 am
lemme check...

....

lint.

 :(
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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 09:57:44 am
It's a ruler
 

Offline el_magnifico

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 09:59:47 am
Quote from: iamzack on April 09, 2010, 09:40:15 am
vibrator
Uh, honey*, that's not for your pocket... :lol:

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Offline swashmebuckle

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 10:03:43 am
No, wait, I am just happy to see you!

Update: nvm, it was a ruler.  My mistake.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2010, 10:08:34 am by swashmebuckle »
 

Offline Angelus

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 10:08:12 am
7,12€ and my magic marble.
 

Offline chief1983

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 10:15:48 am
I have a feeling Zack voted her precious then.
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Nuclear1:  Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack:  i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper:  Platonic hips?!
iamzack:  lays
 

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 10:27:58 am
nah, that was me
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Offline Turambar

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 10:38:40 am
keys cards cellphone wallet gum receipts
« Last Edit: April 09, 2010, 10:46:56 am by Turambar »
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Offline iamzack

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 10:39:10 am
Turambar lives out of his pockets.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 11:34:49 am
My precious, of course...

...My handy Zebra pen & pencil, that is.

And there's my multiple other pockets, with awesome content such as: my knife, glasses, scientific calculator, cellular device, wallet, keys (complete with P38 can opener!), and the RMO I still tote around from my Cadet days...

Cargo pockets FTW.  :nervous:
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 12:29:42 pm
pocket knife, keys, wallet, phone.  possibly ipod.  never anything more than that.
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Offline perihelion

Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 01:12:15 pm
My wallet, my personal keys, my work keys, my iRiver iHP-120 music player, some lint, and a ten-day course of cephalexin monohydrate made entirely of free samples.

I voted "My Precious."  Now you have to guess whether I value my music player or my drugs more.

...

Ok, yeah, the drugs don't even come close.
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 01:24:19 pm
At the moment, lint.

Usually, my cell phone, my (nearly empty) wallet, my dorm keys, and lint.
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Offline redsniper

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 01:37:21 pm
Just my phone now. I unload my pockets when I get home.
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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #18 on: April 09, 2010, 01:37:24 pm
I'm still in my PJs, so I'll plead the Fifth. :p
 

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Re: What's in your pocket?
Reply #19 on: April 09, 2010, 01:44:31 pm
Quote from: Thaeris on April 09, 2010, 11:34:49 am
Cargo pockets FTW.  :nervous:
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Yes. The bigger, the better (but not too big to the point of being ridiculous).

I was thinking of pleading the fifth, but I don't think there's anything in my pockets that can be used to sue me, so I'll just not vote. :p
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