[qazwsx]

hoy knnow what? sparte ribs and sweetconr ms as a ****nigf awesmeo lunkgh

IRC giys topd me to tekk yot lor that

[Wolfy]

PANIC!

Acturally, i'm going to ask, should I PANIC! ?

[Snail]

[Admiral LSD]

PANIC!

Acturally, i'm going to ask, should I PANIC! ?

Only if there's blood on the keyboard.

[headdie]

to be fair to the guy snail, me darthgeek and a few other have something to answer for for goading qazwsx into this

[Snail]

to be fair to the guy snail, me darthgeek and a few other have something to answer for for goading qazwsx into this

Hey man it was for his own good.

[qazwsx]

fucjik Snai;

[Snail]

Man, when you sober up you are going to kill me aren't you?

[Admiral LSD]

Maybe he'll foirget all this and leave you alone?

[headdie]

qazwsx, when you catch snail send pics so we can enjoy the moment of death

[Snail]

qazwsx, when you catch snail send pics so we can enjoy the moment of death

Hey, hey! You're encouraging him to kill someone dude!

[headdie]

computer games corrupted my sense of morals back when i was 7 or 8     

[Snail]

You don't know qazwsx! He's not like the rest of us!

[Nuclear1]

You will never touch potato chips, macaroni and cheese, and hamnyurgers

[headdie]

for those wondering what is going on here is the abbreviated IRC char that sparked all this off

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<qazwsx> my arse
<Snail> qazwsx: your arse?
<Snail> what about it
...
<Snail> qazwsx: what's wrong with your arse
<qazwsx> it's dyin
<qazwsx> g
<Snail> your arse is dying?
<Snail> o_O
<headdie> well put it out of its misery then
<Snail> right between the cheeks
<Snail> your arse won't feel a thing
<Snail> you, however, will
<headdie> :p
<qazwsx> morphine GO
<qazwsx> or alcohol, in extreme doses
<qazwsx> ****, I got a bottle of 80% rum downstairs
<qazwsx> brb
<headdie> that would do the trick
<qazwsx> hell yeah
<qazwsx> stong ****
* Snail is now known as Snail_BRB
* headdie dilles qazwasx's local hospital and tells then to be ready for a drunken dissordily needing a stomach pump in a few hours
* Snail_BRB is now known as Snail
<Snail> !tstrings
....
<qazwsx> hoy knnow what? sparte ribs and sweetconr ms as a ****nigf awesmeo lunkgh
<DarthGeek> ...
<LSD> sounds like someone needs a hamnyurger
<qazwsx> bfb
<qazwsx> ceanigf face
<Snail> damn, I've never seen qazwsx drunk before
<Snail> this ought to be entertaining
<The_E> First time for everything, I guess
<Snail> i never thought of qazwsx as the type to get drunk and then go online
<DarthGeek> qazwsx: Post on HLP! You don't want Dekker to have all the drunk posts do you?
<qazwsx> fcick tat ****
<Snail> noooo
<Snail> pleeeeease post on HLP
<qazwsx> i'ff get b^
<DarthGeek> no you won't
<Snail> i promise you wont
<Snail> come on
<Snail> Dekker did it
<Snail> and he got promoted to moderator!
<Snail> it's a surefire way to get promotions man
<DarthGeek> lol
<NotAxem> POST DRUNK GET TITLE
<Snail> NotAxem: Advice dog! :D
<qazwsx> KK
<Snail> ****en awesome :)
<LSD> BW posted drunk and he's a global mod!
<qazwsx> waht thed ****l is advicw dof
<Snail> qazwsx: Uh nevermind, just go post on HLP
<qazwsx> no
<DarthGeek> yes
<headdie> plz
<Snail> please
<Snail> all of us will love you
<Snail> forever
<qazwsx> yyo go podr in glp
<Snail> when you sober up you'll be a legend
<Snail> qazwsx: We're not spontaneous and awesome like you are! Go! Only you can do it!
<headdie> just rant about something, heck rant about us heckeling you into post
<LSD> qazwsx: Go on, you know you want to!
<Snail> You're the best
<Snail> Arouuund
<Snail> nothing gonna ever keep ya down
<Snail> go qazwsx goooooooooo
<qazwsx> stfu Snail
<Snail> :(
* headdie makes a note to self, 'never get pissed while on HLP IRC channel'
* Gargantou slaps Snail around a bit with a large trout
<Snail> qazwsx: please do it man you'll never be forgotten
<LSD> slap qazwsx around for not poasting drunk!
<DarthGeek> hey qazwsx: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
<Snail> seize history by the throat
* Gargantou slaps qazwsx around a bit with a large trout
<LSD> It's a rite of passage
<qazwsx> Snail: i misht be drubk, bit u stil acr kile a prik
<Snail> sorry :(
<LSD> OK, I get the distinct idea qazwsx isn't as drunk as he wants u to think...
<LSD> us*
<Snail> probably just a bit tipsy or not drunk at all
<qazwsx> FUXJ YOI DAEKGEEK
<Snail> or on drugs.
<DarthGeek> hehe
<LSD> ?
<DarthGeek> the rickroll
<Snail> hey man, not funny!
<LSD> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoSmmkSJ2M <- I like this version
<Snail> qazwsx: pleeeease
<Snail> post on HLP
<Gargantou> you're all a bunch of tikes tbh
<headdie> ok i think thats enough now
<NotAxem> grow up snail :p
<NotAxem> if he doesnt want to post, he doesnt have to post
<Snail> he
<qazwsx> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=69028.0 fucjing dun
<Snail> **** yeah
<NotAxem> ohdear
<LSD> qazwsx: you have arrived
<Gargantou> I'm never drunk in front of the computer
<Gargantou> heck I'm never drunk.
<Gargantou> :P
<headdie> how many ppl are viewing the thread lol
<qazwsx> NotAxem: plz del if noe wan
<NotAxem> i dont hold any positions of real power on hlp :(
<NotAxem> im just a fred moderator! worthless!
<qazwsx> sht
<Gargantou> qazwsx spells awfully bad even for a drunk
<NotAxem> there's not even any flamewars there
<NotAxem> wtf am i supposed to do there
<Snail> win win win
<DarthGeek> I should go make a post about how every-time should always be used, maybe that'll start a flamewar
<Snail> DarthGeek: good idea sir
<qazwsx> Gargantou: don;r soell rigyt normalkkt
<Snail> and say that karajorma doesn't know what he's talking about
<Gargantou> can someone translate that to something I can understand?
<Gargantou> what qazwsx just wrote that is.
<Snail> don't spell right normally
<Snail> as to who doesn't spell right normally only God knows
<qazwsx> me
<Snail> oh, ok
<NotAxem> snail, next time you should post drunk :)
<Snail> NotAxem: Hey man I'm never drunk
<NotAxem> hm, then we'll have to fix this
* headdie thumbs up snail doing the next drunk post
<qazwsx> onlky haf 5 shocrts
* Spoon ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
<DarthGeek> o hai
<Spoon> hai o
<NotAxem> is spoon drunk? :o
<Snail> holy **** dude archives.volitionwatch.com is still up
<DarthGeek> npoe
<DarthGeek> nope*
* Flaming_Sword ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Spoon> Am I?
<DarthGeek> Spoon: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=69028.msg1363970#msg1363970
<NotAxem> well qazwsx is
<qazwsx> :F
<NotAxem> Snail: but freespace2.com is down
<qazwsx> :D*
<DarthGeek> derp.
<Snail> NotAxem: yeah, sad
<Snail> so is www.volition-inc.com/fs
<NotAxem> the cheat is meaningless now!
<NotAxem> MEANINGLESS!
<Snail> D:
<Snail> :(
<Snail> :'(
* Spoon doesn't get the 'fun' of posting drunk
<NotAxem> blame snail for that
<Snail> 0:)



[Snail]

A GOOD DAY

[Colonol Dekker]

Hypocrisy for the win!


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I'll see where this topic is going.

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[qazwsx]

urrrg feel sick spare ribsw was a bad idae

[Snail]

Well you sobered up pretty well.

[qazwsx]

your fault in the first place >