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Offline redsniper

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US soldiers have x-ray glasses
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/08/07/nyt.tierney/

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Some Iraqis say the soldiers take special pills that keep them cool, but the most common theory is that they have portable air-conditioners -- usually said to be inside the vests, but sometimes placed in the helmet or even the underwear.

A humorous article about Iraqi conspiracy theories and urban legends spawned by the occupation. Enjoy and please try not to turn this into a ****storm.

Oh hell, I just noticed the date on the article.... it's still funny though. :nervous:
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
I wish they actually gave us x-ray glasses :(
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
I saw a show on Discovery a couple weeks ago that showed how any regular digital camera can be tuned int a camera that can see through some objects.  All it involved was removing the inferred filter from the board and installing a filter over the lens.  Took the guy only a few minutes to do.  It could see through plastic (they showed it viewing through a cell phone to show the circuitry), some clothing, etc.  Couldn't see through dense cotton though for some reason.  Also made all the security features on money show up.   
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
Hehehe... :lol:

Ya know what the US army needs?
Terminator Power Armor. That would scare the locals s***less.
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Offline jr2

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
You mean like here?

 

Offline Vrets

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
Good find, equally funny and disturbing.

How does the army stand the heat?

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
Camelbacks. And being more badass than the average civilian. :P
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: US soldiers have x-ray glasses
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!