[Colonol Dekker]

Nice to wake up to. volcanic ash cloud about to hit the UK grounding all domestic aircraft. Two years before Aztec apocalypse day.
 
 
Oh well i'm off to loot and try to score with hot chicks before everyone else gets the same idea.
 
 
Edit- fixed bad phone typo.

[blowfish]

Isn't that the Mayans?  And isn't that December 21st?

[Colonol Dekker]

Nitpick all you want. Grounding all domestic flights in the UK hasn't happened since 911 on such short notice. This is bad.

[FUBAR-BDHR]

Well unless that arc is heading to another planet it wouldn't do anything but get loaded down with ash and sink.

[QuantumDelta]

Well unless that arc is heading to another planet it wouldn't do anything but get loaded down with ash and sink.

I think he's making a 2012 reference ;p

[ssmit132]

I'm not getting on the ark; I'll probably end up spending the next four million years stuck in a mountainside.

[Nuclear1]

Edit- fixed bad phone typo.

Hehe I know what you typo'd

[Wolfy]

*Looks out of window* Wow, nice to see no aircraft in the sky... not that i'd be able to see any anyway with this much cloud (Or is it ash? )

[Dilmah G]

True (student) pilots don't care for weather warnings!

Unless it's a crosswind.

[Wolfy]

The real main problem this causes isn't cancelled holidays, it's the lives it threatens indirectly:

Volcanic ash grounds East Midlands air ambulance

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8622596.stm

[Unknown Target]

Calm down. It's a bunch of ash, it'll settle down.

Or the volcano will blow and it'll take longer to settle down.

Or it's a super volcano and we're all doomed.

Either way, stop panicking. You're English.

[StarSlayer]

Stiff upper lip old boy

[Wolfy]

Calm down. It's a bunch of ash, it'll settle down.

Or the volcano will blow and it'll take longer to settle down.

Or it's a super volcano and we're all doomed.

Either way, stop panicking. You're English.

omg omg omg, theres Ash! We're all going to die!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks at sky* nope, still cloudy...

[headdie]

Calm down. It's a bunch of ash, it'll settle down.

Or the volcano will blow and it'll take longer to settle down.

Or it's a super volcano and we're all doomed.

Either way, stop panicking. You're English.

omg omg omg, theres Ash! We're all going to die!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks at sky* nope, still cloudy...

not even got much of that in Derbyshire

[Colonol Dekker]

London's been mustard all day. Crystal, absolutely mint.
 
 
Kept looking north, not a jot.

[TESLA]

I am meant to fly from Dublin to Berlin next week

It better be clear by then!!

Or my beer drinking, country ruining session shall be ruined!

I can hear the Brits shouting already to the people of Iceland "We said we wanted CASH not ASH!!!!" 

[Colonol Dekker]

I already heard that one today
 
 
Need more jokes.

[mister J]

what's with the (seemingly) increased volcanic/seismic activity lately? Weird...

[Colonol Dekker]

Must be Dawn French disco dancing after disasterous divorce.

[FUBAR-BDHR]

They just showed the jetstream on CNN.  Instead of going it's normal route it's doing a big turn down over GB then back out over the pond and turning over Spain and France into the Med so it may disrupt air travel in most of the countries along the Med as well in the coming days.