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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
I want one <3
 
Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=315_1272778444
 
 
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« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 03:48:56 pm by Sandwich »
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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Would you people learn how to link, already!?

 

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Meh. Neither does it make coffee, nor does it run Linux.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Wow, that **** is ****ing amazing. Can you strap it under your Type 95 as a bayonet? :P

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
SHIELD SHIELD SHIELD.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Rodo

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
I would love to have one of those with my Baldur's Gate character, that way I would be able to fight hordes of Gnolls and then after done being able to bury them all so it doesn't stink for ages to come.
el hombre vicio...

 
Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
OK, great, it's a shovel. Look at it dig.

Yeah, so it reverses and becomes a hoe. Whooo.

Big deal, it can measure things.

All right, it's a very sharp shovel. That can chop small trees.

And it's a saw.

And it slices vegetables?

Annnnd a wire cutter. Bottle opener. Can opener. Weapon. Shield.

Hammer?! Grappling hook???

Must... call... international number...

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
so its a shovel with a rotating head and a sharp edge. 
I like to stare at the sun.

 
Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Oh god. I just saw people slice vegetables with a shovel. Now I've seen everything...

Though if you're gonna use it for shoveling, I bet the sharp edge and the saw edge won't last too long.

 

Offline Rodo

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
If only it came in silver tone...
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
It does the job of lots of things in the form of one. It's much more efficient for someone in my line of work to carry the ULTIMATE SHOVEL and it's inevitable care kit (sharpener and cleaning gear) than carrying around every item it replaces.
 
 Although I do own four different Gerbers already. When you're used to a "shovel, engineer pattern" seeing this makes my bits and bobs dance.
 
Progress is good. I just wish we'd invented it :sigh:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Now to just add a clip, trigger, action, and hollow out the handle and it can fire off a few rounds too.  Just need a disclaimer against using the hammer feature while loaded.
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Offline Liberator

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
And this is different from a standard issue US Army Entrenching Tool how exactly?
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Tell me what that thing I've never heard of can do. :)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
And this is different from a standard issue US Army Entrenching Tool how exactly?
Does it have a sharp edge and moving end?

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
to be fair, your standard shovel CAN do most of the tasks shown.  maybe not as flashily or neatly, but you can certainly hack trees apart with an ordinary shovel.  probably even pop open the beers if you got inventive enough.
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Offline Liberator

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Does it have a sharp edge and moving end?
The ones I've seen, yes.  The M-1943 had different attachments so it did more than that.
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
yeah my brother in law told me this weekend that their foxhole shovels indeed have sawblades and whatnot, and double as weapons.
I like to stare at the sun.

 

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I guess China just advertises better then. :p
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