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Offline Scotty

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Are the ads at the top of the screen self-aware or something?

Discussion about Israel/Middle East ---> "Want to Learn Hebrew?"
Voice Acting Board ---> "Free Open Casting Calls"
Discussion about nuclear weapons --->  "The Great Tribulation" (Free bible pdfs)
Religious Discussion ---> "Become a Pastor!"
What are you listening to? ---> Aol Music ad.

Just a few I've noticed.

 
Google ads scan the content of the page you're viewing, then pick a related ad (AFAIK). This way, they hope, you may see an ad relevant to your interests.

 

Offline iamzack

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sometimes the ads on mibbit are really racist.

dating sites for finding your persian princess, etc.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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why is that racist? 
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline General Battuta

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posting in possible epic threadnought

 

Offline Dilmah G

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why is that racist? 
It was either a joke or she was just trolling, as per usual. :P

  

Offline Wolfy

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soooo, Google Ads check content to decide the appropriate ad? At the moment, the ad at the top of this thread is:

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2012 & Armageddon Massive destruction begins before 2012 and turns into Armageddon

I don't think Google has much fraith in this thread :P
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Offline TopAce

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It's "Reaping the Whirlwind - The Imminent Judgment for Babylon America" to me right now.
My community contributions - Get my campaigns from here.

I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.

 
Bet that's got to do with the

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Discussion about nuclear weapons --->  "The Great Tribulation" (Free bible pdfs)

But for me now, it's just "Win a weekend on vacation".

 

Offline Snail

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World Cup T-Shirts
Pizza Hut
National Shirts

:confused:

 

Offline Jabba

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Mine was saying something about the 'Antichrist' and 'who is watching?' What on earth they is doing?!?!?
Ultra sucky for announcing greatness and returning with nothing.....

 

Offline BloodEagle

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I'm getting an advertisement for a church in my city.  I think it's checking IP addresses, now.

That means that it's... learning:shaking:

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On a more serious and off-topic note: that's probably how AI will first be implemented or invented.

 

Offline Jabba

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Skynet anyone?
Ultra sucky for announcing greatness and returning with nothing.....

 

Offline Snail

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What does Booking a Table at a local restaurant have to do with the content of this page? :wtf:

 

Offline General Battuta

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Learn How to Jump Into Other Dimensions to Access higher...
www.QuantumJumping.com

 

Offline Scotty

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posting in possible epic threadnought

Threadnought denied.  Moved to Site Support.

Though I'm getting the "Armageddon" ad too now. :blah:

 

Offline Wobble73

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I'm getting a Zoosk ad, maybe cos I got Facebook open on another tab, (Zoosk is Facebooks dating service!  :nervous: But I'm married!)
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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I've been getting an awful lot of car insurance adds lately.  Better refrain from driving for awhile.
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Offline BloodEagle

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My advertisement is completely blank now....

I'm starting to get freaked out, over here.  :nervous:

 
And you think that's scary, guys? My advertisement is almost always about Colgate and their new toothpaste that relieves dental sensitivity. The thing is... the only people who knew about my dental sensitivity, until now, were my family and my dentist. I never googled it or anything like that. This is the first time I even write about it (I don't consider it embarrassing, it's a quite common medical problem). And I'm the only person who uses this computer.

I guess Google really knows everything... EVERYTHING. :lol: