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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 07:27:02 pm
And now it will be on the internet forever
 

Offline el_magnifico

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 07:55:41 pm
Quote from: Blue Lion on June 01, 2010, 07:27:02 pm
And now it will be on the internet forever
And that would be bad because...

 :confused:
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 08:13:21 pm
I'm just getting the usual game ads.  I feel kind of let down. :p
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 08:25:57 pm
Yay ad-blocking plugin :D
 

Offline el_magnifico

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #24 on: June 01, 2010, 08:28:43 pm
Quote from: Aardwolf on June 01, 2010, 08:25:57 pm
Yay ad-blocking plugin :D
But you're missing all the fun! :lol:
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #25 on: June 01, 2010, 09:39:35 pm
Quote from: el_magnifico on June 01, 2010, 08:28:43 pm
But you're missing all the fun! :lol:

Cue add for Red Dead: Redemption at the top of the page.  I've heard that's a whole lot a fun from several friends.
 

Offline Iss Mneur

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #26 on: June 01, 2010, 11:13:12 pm
Quote from: Mongoose on June 01, 2010, 08:13:21 pm
I'm just getting the usual game ads.  I feel kind of let down. :p
Ya, same here.  Though for some reason I get a lot of chrome ads as well.
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #27 on: June 02, 2010, 01:01:28 am
Quote from: Aardwolf on June 01, 2010, 08:25:57 pm
Yay ad-blocking plugin :D

Someone add Aardwolf to the must donate daily to view HLP due to blocking necessary revenue list.

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Offline Fury

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #28 on: June 02, 2010, 01:21:47 am
Anyone who blocks ads on HLP or Game Warden is a retard. They should all know very well that HLP and Game Warden depends on ads to pay monthly bills. MatthewPapa and other admins have generously paid many times whole months out of their own pockets. I wonder how many of those could have been avoided if we didn't have people blocking ads.

You don't have to click on any ads. Just letting them load properly is enough to generate income. Spam-clicking is prohibited however, so don't do that. If you do that and Google cancels current AdSense account, we'll find out your IP-address and permanently ban you.

Aardwolf refused to let ads to load on HLP despite being informed how important they are. You can do whatever you please with him. As for me, I'm editing his title.
 

Offline Scourge of Ages

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #29 on: June 02, 2010, 04:26:19 am
Quote from: Scotty on June 01, 2010, 09:39:35 pm
Cue add for Red Dead: Redemption at the top of the page.  I've heard that's a whole lot a fun from several friends.
Bingo. Creepy.

I shall edit with each update...

1. Campaign management.
2. Star sonata.
3. Allstate insurance.

I will now attempt to seed future results:

"Monkeys. Monkeys monkeys monkeys.

Monkey chow! Monkeys love monkey chow, and if there were a chow I'd buy for a monkey, it'd be Monkey Chow Brand Monkey Chow.

Pet monkeys. Monkey supplies. Monkey toys. Monkey clothes. Monkey beds. Monkey hats. All things monkeys love. Things to buy for a pet monkey. Food, or in other words, chow, for a pet Monkey whose name happens to be Chow. Chow the pet monkey.

Monkey chow. Monkey chow. Monkey chow? Monkey chow!

I am interested in buying monkey chow. If only there were a link for monkey chow."
« Last Edit: June 02, 2010, 04:29:39 am by Scourge of Ages »
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #30 on: June 02, 2010, 07:09:11 am
e-mail marketing?

:wtf:
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #31 on: June 02, 2010, 07:16:11 am
Quote from: Scourge of Ages on June 02, 2010, 04:26:19 am
I will now attempt to seed future results:

"Monkeys. Monkeys monkeys monkeys.

Monkey chow! Monkeys love monkey chow, and if there were a chow I'd buy for a monkey, it'd be Monkey Chow Brand Monkey Chow.

Pet monkeys. Monkey supplies. Monkey toys. Monkey clothes. Monkey beds. Monkey hats. All things monkeys love. Things to buy for a pet monkey. Food, or in other words, chow, for a pet Monkey whose name happens to be Chow. Chow the pet monkey.

Monkey chow. Monkey chow. Monkey chow? Monkey chow!

I am interested in buying monkey chow. If only there were a link for monkey chow."
Quote from: an ad
Join a Monkey Conservation Project Work with Orphaned Monkeys in Africa 4 weeks with board - $1195
Thank you.

Also, on some page I saw an ad for a free spell checker. And I do not wonder why.
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14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
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Offline Enigmatic Entity

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 07:29:41 am
Oops, forgot about how important ads were - in Ad-Block Plus - disable on: hard-light.net

And, I always seem to see Plenty of Fish.com - I'm not interested in online dating...
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Offline Snail

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #33 on: June 02, 2010, 07:38:43 am
Quote from: Enigmatic Entity on June 02, 2010, 07:29:41 am
And, I always seem to see Plenty of Fish.com - I'm not interested in online dating...
Same here. It must know how ****ing desperate I am.
  

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #34 on: June 02, 2010, 08:04:19 am
Hop down to the local bar or chavette hood with some weed then. Just wear a nike jacket of some sort with baggy trackpants, claim to trade marijuana for fellatio and profit.  :D
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #35 on: June 02, 2010, 08:15:30 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on June 02, 2010, 08:04:19 am
Hop down to the local bar or chavette hood with some weed then. Just wear a nike jacket of some sort with baggy trackpants, claim to trade marijuana for fellatio and profit.  :D
...

balls
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #36 on: June 02, 2010, 03:46:34 pm
On the homosexuality thread, the ad at the top of the page was just "Meet gay men near you."

 :blah:
 

Offline TopAce

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #37 on: June 02, 2010, 03:50:31 pm
That's hilarious :lol:
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I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.
 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #38 on: June 02, 2010, 04:04:49 pm
Snail should be thrilled :lol:
 

Offline FreeSpaceFreak

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Re: Ads on HLP
Reply #39 on: June 02, 2010, 04:32:13 pm
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I'm often getting zoosk ads, too. Heh, perhaps Google associates "gaming" with "people who want a date".
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