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Offline Dilmah G

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I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Or rather, you blokes over the pond are.


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THE US Navy has a raygun - and it's a big one.

In a red-letter week for the US military, its Naval Sea Systems command "successfully tracked, engaged, and destroyed” several unmanned aircraft with its Laser Weapon System, otherwise known as LaWS.

On the ground, iRobot unveiled its gift to the Pentagon - the 710 Warrior designed to clear an entire 45 square metre minefield in one blow.

But first, the raygun.

According to The Register, "it represents the first Detect-Thru-Engage laser shoot-down of a threat representative target in an over-the-water, combat representative scenario".

LaWS is fitted to the Navy's "R2-D2" robotic gun turret and looks every bit like what you'd expect a raygun to look like.



In normal operations, R2-D2 would support the Navy's Phalanx 20mm cannon, which automatically locks onto incoming missiles and blasts them out of the sky.

Unfortunately for anyone in the impact zone, that ususally results in a shower of shrapnel or the 20mm shell itself if it fails to explode.

The LaWS system simply vapourises the target.

Naval spokesman Captain David Kiel said the success test "validates the military utility of (rayguns) in a maritime environment".

"Further development and integration of increasingly more powerful lasers into Surface Navy LaWS will increase both the engagement range and target sets that can be successfully engaged and destroyed," he said.

As for iRobot's Warrior, an extremely convincing video shows how it can roll into a minefield and deploy a set of grenades to clear a large chunk of turf.

iRobot co-founder had previously told Wired that his company wasn't in the business of making weaponised robots, and it's probably sticking to its guns, so to speak.

But obviously iRobot can't tell the US military how to use its devastating metal marine...

 

Offline Snail

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Didn't they have something like this already?

 

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shut up man, be cool
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Offline mxlm

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
I'm too lazy to research, and by research I mean read the article.

So what happens to the LAZOR in bad weather?
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
I can already see the "I AM THE LaW" unit patches.
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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
That would be awesome.
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Offline Wanderer

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Heh - apart from the lazors... iRobot Warrior is pretty much reinvented Bangalore torpedo... Takes some balls to call it a 'new' invention :P
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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
what? no sharks?
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
what? no sharks?

Indeed - Screw the lasers!

...I want SEAL teams to ride into battle on the backs of minigun-wielding dolphins!

(think of the end of that "Machete" movie trailer when reading this.)
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Offline IceFire

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
I'm too lazy to research, and by research I mean read the article.

So what happens to the LAZOR in bad weather?
I could be wrong but this one has enough power to burn through bad weather at short distances.  And given that it's supposed to be a point defense weapon it doesn't matter too much.  The Phalanx 20mm is meant as a last ditch effort.  If the laser can do it better, then... literally fire away :D
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
the mine thing looks to me like just a really long string of detcord
« Last Edit: June 10, 2010, 02:35:57 pm by Klaustrophobia »
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
We've had this for quite awhile.  The big problem was making it small enough to fit on things like airplanes and tanks.  Ships have plenty of room.  No when they get it down to where they can fit it on an airborne platform then I'll be impressed (assuming we don't have it already and just aren't telling anyone). 
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
they've had a 747-mounted one for a while now haven't they?
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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
That one is for ICBM's.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
ok so they point it at something different, but still pretty much the same technology.
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Offline Kosh

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And ir was canned.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
ok so they point it at something different, but still pretty much the same technology.

Actually I imagine this is a different sort of laser, though I could be wrong. The ABL was a big chemical laser; I can't see how anything this small could be a chemical laser. It's probably some kind of solid state thing? Anyone have info?

 

Offline Bobboau

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I would imagine that the programming for the two systems could have some substantial overlap.
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