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Funniest products on Amazon
I work selling things on Amazon.com, and some of my fellow sellers have pointed me to these hilarious items. Remember to check user-submitted images, also-looked-at-links, and reviews.

My personal favorite: Fresh Whole Rabbit
Useful!: Wolf Urine
For research purposes only: Uranium Ore
Admit it; you need this: Electronic Yodeling Pickle
If I could only post this in the "What do you drive" thread: JL421 Badonkadonk
And let's finish with a good ol' fashioned internet meme: Three-Wolf Moon Shirt
« Last Edit: June 11, 2010, 02:38:06 pm by Scourge of Ages »

 

Offline Sushi

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Re: Funniest products on Amazon
I work selling things on Amazon.com, and some of my fellow sellers have pointed me to these hilarious items. Remember to check user-submitted images, also-looked-at-links, and reviews.

My personal favorite: Fresh Whole Rabbit
Useful!: Wolf Urine
For research purposes only: Uranium Ore
Admit it; you need this: Electronic Yodeling Pickle
If I could only post this in the "What do you drive" thread: JL421 Badonkadonk
And let's finish with a good ol' fashioned internet meme: Three-Wolf Moon Shirt

Your links are all broken.

 
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Links repaired, thanks for pointing it out. I blame HLP's link code; in my day we started our links with "http://

You danged kids with your starting links with www.

 

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Re: Funniest products on Amazon
I'd hit that.

 

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And it is not only the products that are hilarious, but user comments are highly recommended read also!

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If I could only post this in the "What do you drive" thread: JL421 Badonkadonk

If there ever would be a battle tank made by Daleks and if that wasn't it, I wouldn't know what would qualify.

Seriously, they are selling Uranium Ore in Amazon?
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3.0 out of 5 stars: Great Product, Poor Packaging
This review is from: Uranium Ore

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

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Seriously, they are selling Uranium Ore in Amazon?

Not just uranium ore, used uranium ore.

 
 
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And let's finish with a good ol' fashioned internet meme: Three-Wolf Moon Shirt

I know 5 people with that shirt, no joke.
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Offline Klaustrophobia

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And let's finish with a good ol' fashioned internet meme: Three-Wolf Moon Shirt

I know 5 people with that shirt, no joke.

i'm wearing one now.  no joke.  i am unaware of the meme surrounding this, someone enlighten me.  i just saw it in khol's and liked it.  (and it's sorta like an NC State shirt)
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Funniest products on Amazon
Don't know about the wolf urine but I actually purchased bobcat urine.  Supposed to keep mice away when placed around.  Never tried it yet as we found peppermint oil does the same thing an probably smells a whole lot better. 
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i'm wearing one now.  no joke.  i am unaware of the meme surrounding this, someone enlighten me.  i just saw it in khol's and liked it.  (and it's sorta like an NC State shirt)
Apparently, the Amazon reviews started the meme. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Wolf_Moon

Akin to Tuscan Whole Milk (not actually from Tuscany).

 

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well that's not too bad.  i was worried there that i might have to kill myself for unwittingly participating in an internet meme.
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I'll keep this short and sweet. We ordered one of these rabbits for our children this Easter and boy what a surprise. It is NOT a living rabbit. Someone has killed this rabbit and skinned it, I suppose for eating. Anyway, our children were traumatized and Easter is not the same holiday that it used to be for us. On the upside, we don't have to fill their Easter baskets anymore as we told them the Easter bunny was killed by Amazon.

P.S. The rabbit tasted very good.


Epic.

How the **** were they expecting them to ship a live rabbit anyway? 

Must be fake...it has to be...(the review)

 

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I'll keep this short and sweet. We ordered one of these rabbits for our children this Easter and boy what a surprise. It is NOT a living rabbit. Someone has killed this rabbit and skinned it, I suppose for eating. Anyway, our children were traumatized and Easter is not the same holiday that it used to be for us. On the upside, we don't have to fill their Easter baskets anymore as we told them the Easter bunny was killed by Amazon.

P.S. The rabbit tasted very good.


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