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Wait just one second!
Padme Amidala was queen, and then a senator for one of the more prosperous planets in the civilized galaxy. She could have easily bought and sold Anakin's mom 20 times without the royal treasury so much as blinking!

But for 8-10 years or whatever, she left the mother of the kid/jedi/manchild she loved to rot on the arse-end of the galaxy. She couldn't have spared three days to run over, buy her (for cheap too), and bring her back to the palace? She could even have sent a servant or something and a shuttle to do it!

"Happy birthday, Ani! Here's your mum!" Joy all around, no dark side, no Darth Vader.
No Emperor Palpatine, no Empire, no Rebellion(s). The Vong? Waxed before they could so much as say "Resistance is futile."

But noooooooooooo, trillions of people dead, worlds burned to glass, etc. etc. all because one little girl was too busy to rescue somebody's beloved mother from life/death on the place furthest from the bright spot in the universe.

*This random thought brought to you by the random things you think about in the shower*

 

Offline Kosh

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Re: Wait just one second!
The prequels sucked, get used to it.
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Re: Wait just one second!
 :wtf:
Why were you thinking about Padme Amidala while you were in the shower?

NOTE: No, I haven't watched Star Wars, but someone had to say it. :lol:

 

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Re: Wait just one second!
Why not.
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Re: Wait just one second!
lol, prequels

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: Wait just one second!
Perhaps she didn't think of it?

I mean, it's been, what, 11 years since the first of the prequels came out?  This is the first you've thought of it?  There were only 10 years to come up with this on her end (and she had MUCH bigger problems to worry about).

Plot-holes can generally be explained by the characters simply not thinking of doing something a certain way.  Obviously the writer didn't think of it, so the optimum solution slipping a character's mind isn't out of the realm of reason.

 

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Re: Wait just one second!
Padme Amidala was queen, and then a senator for one of the more prosperous planets in the civilized galaxy. She could have easily bought and sold Anakin's mom 20 times without the royal treasury so much as blinking!

But for 8-10 years or whatever, she left the mother of the kid/jedi/manchild she loved to rot on the arse-end of the galaxy. She couldn't have spared three days to run over, buy her (for cheap too), and bring her back to the palace? She could even have sent a servant or something and a shuttle to do it!

"Happy birthday, Ani! Here's your mum!" Joy all around, no dark side, no Darth Vader.
No Emperor Palpatine, no Empire, no Rebellion(s). The Vong? Waxed before they could so much as say "Resistance is futile."

But noooooooooooo, trillions of people dead, worlds burned to glass, etc. etc. all because one little girl was too busy to rescue somebody's beloved mother from life/death on the place furthest from the bright spot in the universe.

*This random thought brought to you by the random things you think about in the shower*

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aaarrrrrghwheardgkfflkarkdgkahrwhahraggaghrakehageioagfioea!!!

Yeah, prequels were dumb. :blah:
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Re: Wait just one second!
Republic credits were no good on Tatooine. :nervous:
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Re: Wait just one second!
Okay.  So Amidala uses her Republic credits to buy some precious gemstones or other portable, valuable goods, and then trades those for Shmi.  Do you think Watto would have turned down some gold bars if he was offered them for Shmi?
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17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

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[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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Re: Wait just one second!
Okay, now try to make a Queen/Senator who has lived in the lap of luxury for her entire life to make the logical roadmap to that point.

 

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Re: Wait just one second!
Burn the Jar-Jar; purge that foul alien from Star Wars!
Okay, now try to make a Queen/Senator who has lived in the lap of luxury for her entire life to make the logical roadmap to that point.
Padme, who seems somewhat down-to-earth judging by the fact she participated in the front lines of the assault to retake the Royal Palace in Theed, and who probably has some experience with the dirty business of reality due to her work as a Senator, should know that gold and gems can be almost as good as money.  She isn't an airhead, so she probably realizes how expensive and valuable the items she possesses are.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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Re: Wait just one second!
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It's the +1 to hit, Anakin always got sucky rolls.

Possibly because it was a sucky role...

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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Wait just one second!
Perhaps she didn't think of it?

I mean, it's been, what, 11 years since the first of the prequels came out?  This is the first you've thought of it?  There were only 10 years to come up with this on her end (and she had MUCH bigger problems to worry about).

Plot-holes can generally be explained by the characters simply not thinking of doing something a certain way.  Obviously the writer didn't think of it, so the optimum solution slipping a character's mind isn't out of the realm of reason.

She met this woman in person and was told that she had a bomb in her head and lived a life of suffering.

Unless there was some political reason she couldn't help the Hero and Savior of Naboo, brand-new Amazing Jedi Anakin Skywaler, get his mom out of slavery, there is simply no excuse for her not 'thinking of it'. She would have had months after the Naboo incident alone to think about Shmi and use her effectively limitless power (she just got the Chancellor elected) to do something. And the whole inevitable kerfuffle around Anakin would make it inevitable that she'd have near-daily reminders of his mom's position.

 

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by the same token, anakin could have gone back and done the jedi thing.  or qui-gon could have snatched her.  i'm sure we could go on, but it's a MOVIE!
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calling it a movie is a disservice to the art of the motion picture.

I think this can be explained by the fact that every living creature in the lucasvurse seems to have a negitive IQ, and 'didn't think of it' seems totally in the realm of how astonishingly stupid every character in the franchise has been.
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The RedLetterMedia review makes an even more interesting point. When Qui-gon found that Anakin's owner wouldn't accept Republican credits and wasn't susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick why didn't he just go to someone who was, buy something of equivalent value and sell it on to him. :D
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Offline Kosh

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Because then you couldn't have the rediculous racing scene. :P
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The Force made them all forget these and other seemingly important details so that the chosen one could flip his **** and restore balance.  Padme knew that having Shmi around would be a sure-fire jedi cock-block.  If they had freed her from slavery, Palpatine would have had to import Sand People to rape her to death on Coruscant, stretching the suspension of disbelief.  They actually did come to Tatooine to free her but Watto was trying to score with Aunt Beru so they said they'd come back later but then they deleted the planet from their star charts and then this ****in' clone war broke out and **** was busy.

It all makes perfect sense I don't get what you guys are complaining about May the force be with you which it is because bacteria