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Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
I think some republicans have been doing to many hallucinogens... as far as I know, they do not have that ability and must pass a constitutional amendment in order to do so.  They would do well to recognize that checks and balances apply to all members of the federal government, not just the democrats, no matter what they may wish and dream.

And really these idiots need to go curl up in some corner and die, disappear, vanish, whatever, just gtfo of American politics; I cannot stand their hypocritical, two-faced 'protect our rights--take their rights!' platform.  It tarnishes America's global and self-image, and is antithetical to every right the past 235 years of struggle have earned us.  For the good of the country, I vote we nuke their site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2010, 05:45:03 pm by esarai »
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<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
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The 25-page proposal, presented last week as a guide for the state GOP over the next two years, includes other measures including outlawing “sexually oriented businesses” like strip clubs and banning “all pornography.”
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Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
They're never going to get that stuff passed, you know.  There's no way that people would vote for banning all porno.  The voter backlash would be like an open rebellion.

 

Offline esarai

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Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
Especially since all men watch porn.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2010, 06:10:59 pm by esarai »
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
Oh, boy, most of the stuff mentioned here has been declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court before. The ACLU and other law firms are going to be laughing all the way to the bank.
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16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
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16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Nemesis6

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Oh, boy, most of the stuff mentioned here has been declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court before. The ACLU and other law firms are going to be laughing all the way to the bank.

Meanwhile, Focus on the Family are rubbing their money-grubbing hands.

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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What's Focus on the Family going to do? If they try to pass this platform the ACLU are going to drag them out in front of the appeals courts/Supreme Court for a good *****slapping and there's nothing Focus on the Fundies can do about it.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Nemesis6

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This thread begs the troll question: Why do they hate America so much?

 

Offline Nuke

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how the hell is the gop going to get back into power if they keep doing the **** that got them out of power in the first place?
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Offline Nemesis6

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how the hell is the gop going to get back into power if they keep doing the **** that got them out of power in the first place?

Lately, they've been pandering to the teabaggers, the neo-confederates, and the John Birch Society nuts, instead of trying to mainstream themselves by distancing themselves fro mthese people. Their tactic is simple - They're for the fringe.

 

Offline Goober5000

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I think some republicans have been doing to many hallucinogens... as far as I know, they do not have that ability and must pass a constitutional amendment in order to do so.  They would do well to recognize that checks and balances apply to all members of the federal government, not just the democrats, no matter what they may wish and dream.
Without commenting on the thread topic, I will say that you're demonstrating your Constitutional ignorance here.  Congress has the authority to regulate the jurisdiction of the courts.  (This was actually a major point of contention surrounding the PATRIOT act.)

 

Offline Aardwolf

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I say, if they want to shoot themselves in the foot, give them the biggest gun they can get, and make sure you're nowhere nearby when they pull the trigger.

Voted 'yes' in the poll on that article.

 

Offline esarai

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Without commenting on the thread topic, I will say that you're demonstrating your Constitutional ignorance here.  Congress has the authority to regulate the jurisdiction of the courts.  (This was actually a major point of contention surrounding the PATRIOT act.)

Aww crap, yep...  Upon closer inspection there is no link between the supreme court and the lower courts.  When it referred to inferior courts I thought it meant inferior to the supreme court which would act independently of the legislature. 

I like Aard's solution.
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that

 

Offline karajorma

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I say, if they want to shoot themselves in the foot, give them the biggest gun they can get, and make sure you're nowhere nearby when they pull the trigger.

Voted 'yes' in the poll on that article.

You know what, if you want to make sure the Republicans don't get elected next time the best solution is to simply not complain about their crazy schemes when they mention what they plan to do. They'll simply get crazier and crazier until they become completely unelectable.
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Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
Just a reminder, this is the GOP in Texas.  If their platform included legalizing murder because unfettered access to guns should be complimented by their unfettered use, they could probably get at least a few politicians elected on that platform.

...

It's just a matter of framing, really....

...

You know what?  Suddenly, I have this urge to move to Texas to try to legalize random acts of gun violence, just to see if I can for political SCIENCE.

 
Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
I don't think people are going to let them ban pornography  :lol:

 

Offline watsisname

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I say, if they want to shoot themselves in the foot, give them the biggest gun they can get, and make sure you're nowhere nearby when they pull the trigger.

Voted 'yes' in the poll on that article.

You know what, if you want to make sure the Republicans don't get elected next time the best solution is to simply not complain about their crazy schemes when they mention what they plan to do. They'll simply get crazier and crazier until they become completely unelectable.

It's like anti-evolution!!  :D
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Just a reminder, this is the GOP in Texas.

Hey, careful where you paint with that brush. Houston elected an openly gay mayor.

We have to restrict to West Texas now.
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Re: Headline: GOP Hates Freedom, Blowjobs
What is the big deal anyway?
1) The ban on 'blowjobs' can not be enforced.
2) All gay couples will most likely have left the state anyway (or just marry somewhere else) if political/public opinion is against them.
3) You can't prevent people from going to internet pornography sites without monotoring and censorship.
4) The law most likely will not get passed.

So yeah. Just let them.
Eventually they will come up with the ban on interacial marriage again. Then you can just throw in the 'It's Nazi!' argument and you will have won.