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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Guys, it's Unreal Engine 3 and the consoles are getting it. You're not going to have any kind of troubles comparable to Crysis.

 

Offline Kolgena

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Says you. I can just run borderlands at 1024x600, hacked the outline shader off, dynamic shadows off.

 

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With Bulletstorm, they might finally be on to something!  I tell you, this game is going to teach a lot of kids a lot of new words that their parents aren't going to like (even though the parents bought the game for the kids and forgot to turn on the mature language filter).

The game is rated 18 and will come with the standard blurb on the back telling the buyer that it will contain sex/volience/swearing etc , its an adult game that kids shouldn't play it and parents should know by now not to buy an adult game for a child and if they do buy for there kid, sorry its the parents fault not the game developers.

Anyway i think this is game is going to be a good laugh!
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Offline Turambar

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Ratings these days, sir.

:p
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Offline Turambar

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10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Turambar

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10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Demo is out on Xbox 360, PS3 should be later today (if it isnt up yet).

10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=30438

This game seriously sells itself
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This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals.

You've got at least one buyer!

 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Watched the trailers and the dev dairy of the characters and i have to say this game sounds like it might be a damn good laugh, with the overtop swearing and violence! "PULL UP YOUR SKIRT , AND STRAP THAT DILDO ON!!" classic line!

Indeed. I've always failed massively at first-person shooters, but I think it'd be worth it just for the quotes :3
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Bulletstorm is GOLD!  Also be sure to check out the latest game from Epic and PCF: Duty Calls (http://www.thedutycalls.com/)
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Mongoose

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
I tried to install that twice last night, but the installer crapped out on me each time in the middle of updating some DirectX thing.  That makes me sad. :(

 

Offline Turambar

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10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline MR_T3D

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
I tried to install that twice last night, but the installer crapped out on me each time in the middle of updating some DirectX thing.  That makes me sad. :(
you could always watch TotalBiscuit's playthrough of it
(It's less than 10 minutes long)

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Tried the demo! Found out I suck at this game. :p

 

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
The fun thing is, I've never played a Call of Duty title, so some of it is probably lost on me in the first place. :p

 

Offline Turambar

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Check out the Breakdance skillshot, one of my favorites

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=187854757904512&oid=405604980878&comments


EDIT:  HOLY **** 1.25 MILLION PEOPLE DOWNLOADED DUTY CALLS
« Last Edit: February 04, 2011, 07:17:15 pm by Turambar »
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 
Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!

Indeed.  It changed the game.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline sayoqod

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Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Yoga + Video Games ?
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"

 
Re: Bulletstorm Woooooooooooorld!
Who cares?  It's Penny Arcade.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems