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Offline Shrike

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Funny email I got....
Check this funny email I got today.

[q]Date:  2002-04-25  
Name:  RONALD TRACEY  
Company:  GAMESPY INDUSTRIES  
Address 1:  18002 SKYPARK CIR  
Address 2:  
 
City, State Zip Code:  IRVINE, CA 92614  
Country:  USA  

CONFIRMATION NO:  07-28453  
PACKAGE:  P5 - Package Five: Free Exhibits Only  
WORKSHOP SELECTIONS:  - NONE -  
AMOUNT PAID:  0.00  
E3 is a trade event. No one under 18 will be admitted (including infants!)
Dear RONALD:

YOUR REGISTRATION HAS BEEN RECEIVED for the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) at the Los Angeles Convention Center. The Conference Program takes place on May 21-23, 2002 and the Exposition runs from May 22-24, 2002! Mark your calendar because E3 will feature three days of deal-making, trend-spotting, and networking. All attendees will receive access to the Keynote Session and the 500,000 square foot exhibit floor. For detailed information on all E3 events, visit us on the web at www.e3expo.com.

By registering early, you have saved yourself time and money. Your badge will be mailed to you after March 18, 2002. Please bring your badge, along with your entire registration package, to the Los Angeles Convention Center. At the show, you will need to check-in at one of the Badge Holder Pick-Up counters located in the lobby area of South Hall. You will be required to present a government issued photo identification such as a driver's license or passport in order to receive your badge and/or badgeholder. Upon receiving your badge holder, your registration process will be complete.

Need a place to stay? E3 housing has negotiated discounted hotel and airline rates - all available exclusively for you! To make travel arrangements, contact E3 Housing at 800.804.4337. Outside the U.S. call 415.979.2295.

Visit www.e3expo.com for additional details and information. If you have any questions regarding E3, please contact our Client Services Department by calling 877.216.6263. For calls outside the U.S., please call 805.677.4291.

Thank you for your registration. We look forward to seeing you in May.

Note: Please review your personal information at the top of this letter. This is how your name will appear on your badge. If any corrections need to be made, you may call the Client Services Department or visit the Attendee Will Call counter located in the Los Angeles Convention Center. All admission fees are non-refundable including duplicate registrations. There are no downgrades and all ticket sales are final.[/q]
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Offline Kamikaze

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Is that you?..............
If you are you're a damn lucky duck......... (good job...:yes: )
I want to go the E3!!!! :o :sigh: :doubt:
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Offline Shrike

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Yes.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Stunaep

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All hail those who live in America!!

(sits sadly in the corner muttering something about life being unfair )
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Offline Kamikaze

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Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
All hail those who live in America!!

(sits sadly in the corner muttering something about life being unfair )


heh, no use if you're not press or don't have money though :D (like me)
BTW: Shrike could ya get me some photos of Eve-online? Please? :p

Edit: also you have to be over 18 :mad2:
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

 

Offline Vertigo1

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Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze


heh, no use if you're not press or don't have money though :D (like me)
BTW: Shrike could ya get me some photos of Eve-online? Please? :p

Edit: also you have to be over 18 :mad2:


I'll be 21 on May 22nd so :p

:D

Hey Shrike, give Gate a swift kick in the sack for me. :)  Just for the hell of it.
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Offline CP5670

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I got something regarding this as well from Gamespy; some kind of offer for staff members to get in free, but I'm not really interested in this anyway. :p :D

 

Offline Alikchi

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Check out Phantagram and Total Annihilation 2. I want to see if they're up to it.
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Offline Styxx

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Hmm... w00t? :D
Probably away. Contact through email.

 

Offline Ulundel

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You're VERY lucky.
Like going to E3... :jaw:

 

Offline Setekh

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I would have gone, but there's an age limit... :doubt:
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Offline Styxx

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Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
I would have gone, but there's an age limit... :doubt:


I guess there's also the fact that you'd have to travel half the globe to get there... :D
Probably away. Contact through email.

 

Offline Setekh

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Oh, that doesn't bother me so much... ;) I'll be visiting Sandwich too, and he's about as far as you can get from me. :D
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Offline Thorn

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I got one of those, then I got another one telling me they ****ed up and that I'm not going....
Oh well, couldnt go anyway...

 

Offline wEvil

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Why nobody could send me something like that for SIGGRAPH i dunno...

plus my plane ticket and hotels pre-paid as well (i wish..)

Dont know how i'd last 3 days without a beer or a cigarette though :nervous:

 
please get us some pictures of Master of orion 3 . PLEASE.

 

Offline Stunaep

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which reminds me... isn't Ten going to go to Australia soon??? The community comes out from the internet :p
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Offline TheVirtu

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Argh, I wasnt eligible for that, damn age..
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Offline Kamikaze

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Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
Oh, that doesn't bother me so much... ;) I'll be visiting Sandwich too, and he's about as far as you can get from me. :D


Any chance you could "temporarily" make me a Gamespy staff member? :D:p
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