[CODEDOG ND]

What? the Muhahahahaha?

[Stryke 9]

No, the post before. Nobody says mwuhahahaa, unless they have a handlebar mustache to twirl, and none of my dates ever do.

Though I've been trying to grow one.

[an0n]

Yeah, he meant all his dates say "My parents got a divorce, so now I live in a drawer."

[CODEDOG ND]

You've been dating babes from the mental hospital?  

[Eishtmo]

While it was funny, use of a Simpsons quote means you have no creativity in your soul.  0 out of 5 stars.

[Stryke 9]

While it uses a variation on a very old cliche, it's quite clever. 30 points on the Indefinite Scale.

Unfortunately, it also has a theme of sorts, despite being purportedly chaotic. -5 points for not being THAT clever.

Which brings you to a meaningless total of 16 points.

[Setekh]

Actually, this one is incredibly cliched. However, you have a (probably inaccurate, but we'll see) release date on your page, so you get bonus points for that.

And that gets you a grand total of 4!

[Thorn]

Well, you have the Array on there.. +1
And Darwin.. Another plus... +2
Ohhh.. sorry.. Tang=teh fail... -100000000

[Stryke 9]

Cliched? How?

OK, so I know how. But trust me, it was better than the other one I had in mind. And the release date, BTW, is way off. By about a year.


And that sig (Steak's) is more confused than any under 20 lines I have ever seen before. Clearly the product of a diseased mind. For that, I give it 2 plagues of locusts, a plague of toads, some broccoli, and a curse upon your first-born.

[Corsair]

Steak's siggy:
no commment. I don't want to get banned for what I might say.

[an0n]

Stryke's sig: Too.....many.....porn......jokes........-12 points
It's a link ........+12 points

A grand total of 0 out of infinity. Congratulations.

[Setekh]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
And that sig (Steak's) is more confused than any under 20 lines I have ever seen before. Clearly the product of a diseased mind. For that, I give it 2 plagues of locusts, a plague of toads, some broccoli, and a curse upon your first-born.

This day keeps on getting better and better...

[Stryke 9]

Fine, and a Hershey bar.

There goes objectivity.

[Setekh]

Ah, Stryke - I mean, an0n (darnit, I always confuse you two): you have your face in there. I say no more.

[Stryke 9]

Pbbbt.

That's all I have to say.

[Setekh]

Whoops, sorry...

For some reason I always confuse you two.

[Stryke 9]

Now THAT was a low blow.

This means war.

[slaps Setekh across face with glove]

Draw your weapon!

[Thorn]

"Do you challenge me to a duel sir?"
"uhhh..."
"Alright, which one of you idiots stole my pants?"
"Uhh, you werent wearing any pants sir.."
"Oh, how convenient!"

[Stryke 9]

You know, never once have I seen an online duel where that joke has not been made. I attribute it to too many pervy adolscent boys who know how to use computers.

[Setekh]

I'm just going to leave quietly...