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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
Why didn't I read this earlier?
Bloody awesome stuff.
 
 
Mister historian, please can you tell me a complete list of sporting victories and winning lottery numbers for the month of October 2010.
 
Also I request hardware specs on the computers in use on Orion class destroyers at the time of the first Shivan incursion.
 
Also, who's president after Obama?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Satellight

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
Mister historian, please can you tell me a complete list of sporting victories and winning lottery numbers for the month of October 2010.

Me too  :lol:
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Offline Snail

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
According to this resource: the Goliath was destroyed by Kamikaze Vasudan pilots in 2323, during the battle of Rexias 4.
Gah! I wrote that article! Okay uh...

> Detiula Station was located in which system?

  

Offline Marcov

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
> Mr. Historian, who are you?

edit: Oh, and BTW...

:welcome:

HA!! And congratulations on aging yourself 385 years younger than your actual self  :lol:
« Last Edit: September 25, 2010, 07:37:19 am by Marcov »
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

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Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
>Has any contact been established between Earth and the rest of the colonies since the Great War?

>What is your present system date?
« Last Edit: September 25, 2010, 08:35:58 am by Herra Tohtori »
There are three things that last forever: Abort, Retry, Fail - and the greatest of these is Fail.

 
Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
>Why did the Shivans make the Capella sun go nova, why did they not use the juggernaut fleet against us?

 

Offline sutekh

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
>query: is there someone that you need killed, master?
oh wait...

 

Offline ShadowGorrath

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
>What was the outcome of the 3rd Shivan war?

 

Offline Kolgena

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
>Why did Command let Bosch escape? Why did we destroy that cargo? Can we live with being pawns if it all makes sense?

 
Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
***The auto historian system is currently experiencing high traffic and may be subject to some delays. Please be patient!***

> Mr. Historian, who are you?
Please refer to the Welcome Message. This software is an automated information retrieval and response generation agent for history topics from the 24th century.


>Has any contact been established between Earth and the rest of the colonies since the Great War?
In 2375, 40 years after the Great War, the GTVA successfully completed a subspace gate from Delta Serpentis to Sol, using technology from the Knossos portal discovered during the Second Shivan Incursion. Almost universally, both halves of divided humanity were very happy to see each other. Although there were a few minor rebellions, and a bit of political tension involved in merging two governments, the reunification was on the whole a stunning and peaceful success.

Although some people of the older generations in Sol had mixed feelings about being reconnected with the rest of the universe, the majority, especially the younger generations, were thrilled. They had the entire universe back. Their brothers and sisters on the other side had not only survived, they had prospered, and even managed to survive another fight with the Shivans. Pride in humanity was at an all-time high.

The reunification marked the start of the largest wave of colonization and expansion in Terran history (although current colonization efforts will likely surpass it in a few years). Sol still had more industrial capacity and population than the rest of the Terrans combined. The conditions for expansion were just right: a large population highly motivated to travel the stars, plenty of industrial capacity to support them, and a humanity filled with confidence in themselves ready to continue to push outward.

The reunification also marked an important turning point in Terran-Vasudan relations. Although they remained cordial and friendly, much of the bond that had resulted from mutual dependence during the reconstruction and Second Shivan Incursion disappeared. The Terrans simply did not feel like they needed the Vasudans anymore. The schism was gradual, and never resulted in more than incidental violence, but by the end of the Third Shivan War, it was complete, and was certainly a major factor in the Vasudan Exodus.


>What is your present system date?
The current date is 9/25/2395.


>Why did the Shivans make the Capella sun go nova, why did they not use the juggernaut fleet against us?
This is an area of ongoing research and debate among xenopsychobiologists. The best-supported theory at this time is summed up by Tirana Hisoko in her 2393 paper, On the Capella incident:

In conclusion, then, the Ancient portal in Gamma Draconis was as much as surprise to the Shivans as it was to the GTVA, and its opening placed the GTVA uncomfortably close to one of the vulnerable Shivan Command Centers. This vulnerability needed to be closed, and was higher priority even than acting out their mandate to destroy all advanced life. In characteristic Shivan mode, they patiently took care of one problem at a time. Dealing with the humans could wait a few more decades... but as the last Shivan war showed us, they didn't forget we were there.


There are a number of criticisms of this theory, foremost among them being that the Sathanas fleet was sufficient at the time to wipe out the entire GTVA and that Gamma Draconis would have been a more logical choice for creating a supernova. Most of all, Hisoko's theory makes no attempt to explain what happened to the Shivan juggernauts that were observed to enter subspace after triggering the Capella supernova.


>What was the outcome of the 3rd Shivan war?
The last great battle of the Third Shivan War, the Gemini Offensive, resulted in total, unconditional victory over the Shivans. Please query about the offensive for more details.


>Why did Command let Bosch escape?
All government records relating to Bosch are still classified and unavailable to historians. Please petition your planet's senator to release this information!

It is worth noting that the ETAK technology discovered on board the Iceni was the foundation of the technology used to end the Third Shivan War and defeat the Shivans. Whatever Bosch's role was in the events of the Second Shivan Incursion, it is likely that we owe much of our present victory to him.


> Query : List of front-line ship classifications in use by the GTVA in 2395 (for both the Terran and Vasudans parts of the fleet).
The GTVA was disbanded in 2387. Please rephrase the query.


> Mister historian, please can you tell me a complete list of sporting victories and winning lottery numbers for the month of October 2010.
This edition of the AHRRA contains data primarily related to the 24th century. Please refer to the 21st century edition for that data. We apologize for the lack of cross-edition connectivity, this is a planned feature for the next version of the auto-historian software.
 

> Also I request hardware specs on the computers in use on Orion class destroyers at the time of the first Shivan incursion.
Second-generation Orion destroyers, such as the GTD Galatea, used a distributed array of 48 Lansing Computers.


> Detiula Station was located in which system?
Unknown. If you have records pertaining to this topic, please input them into the AHRRA and they will be added to the master archive. 

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
Well this just got a lot less interesting.

 

Offline sigtau

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
The GTVA was disbanded in 2387. Please rephrase the query.

wat

> Please outline the details of the disbanding of the GTVA.  Was it a peaceful one, or did it involve hostility between the Terrans and Vasudans?
Who uses forum signatures anymore?

 

Offline 0rph3u5

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
> Please list all notable events on the date April 17th 2369...
« Last Edit: September 25, 2010, 12:55:48 pm by 0rph3u5 »
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Offline Sushi

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
I'll bite.

> What was the Gemini Offensive?

 
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> Please outline the details of the disbanding of the GTVA.  Was it a peaceful one, or did it involve hostility between the Terrans and Vasudans?
The reunification also marked an important turning point in Terran-Vasudan relations. Although they remained cordial and friendly, much of the bond that had resulted from mutual dependence during the reconstruction and Second Shivan Incursion disappeared. The Terrans simply did not feel like they needed the Vasudans anymore. The schism was gradual, and never resulted in more than incidental violence, but by the end of the Third Shivan War, it was complete, and was certainly a major factor in the Vasudan Exodus.

Auto-Historian:
> Has there been contact with any living extra-terrestrials besides the Vasudans and Shivans? If so, when and where?

 

Offline The E

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
>What was the outcome of the 3rd Shivan war?
The last great battle of the Third Shivan War, the Gemini Offensive, resulted in total, unconditional victory over the Shivans. Please query about the offensive for more details.

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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
Restating request:
 
Please attach detailed schematics, diagrams, blueprints, any and all informational documents on Lansing computers as used aboard second generation Orion class destroyers. 
 
Request service record of Admiral Wolf, last commanding officer of the GTD Galatea.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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> Please list all notable events on the date April 17th 2369...
- 10th anniversary of Tau Ceti III colony's founding
- Construction begins on the first Pisces-class destroyer

No other notable events found for this date.


> What was the Gemini Offensive?
The Third Shivan War began in 2382. Incredible numbers of Shivan ships simply appeared on the edge of Terran space and began to systematically destroy everything in their path. The GTVA fought back at enormous cost. Although by this time technology in weapons and ships was a credible match for the Shivans, the Shivans had overwhelming numbers on their side. Most of the war was fought in desperate actions around jump nodes, trying to contain the Shivans before they could break through and flood a new system. Once a system was taken by the Shivans, it was rarely recovered.

The Gemini Offensive was a carefully planned and timed operation. In late 2384, the largest single Terran fleet ever created was assembled, then launched in a blitzkrieg assault against the Shivans. The Gemini fleet smashed through Shivan battle lines. Instead of attempting to regain territory as previous attacks had done (and failed), they continued pushing deep into enemy territory. Their goal, as understood by the fleet, was to reach one of the Shivan command centers, normally held far behind the front lines, and destroy it. The hope was that, like the destruction of the Lucifer in the Great War, destroying a command center would cause the remaining Shivans in the area to lose their ability to fight cohesively, and buy time for the GTVA to push back.

In reality, the goal was much more ambitious. Destroying the command center was the backup plan: the primary objective was to take advantage of all of the research that had been done on Shivan psychology, biology, and communications over the years. This was the culmination of an effort that began before the GTI rebellion, continued with Bosch's ETAK, and further developed through experimentation on captured Shivans. The result of all of this was essentially a psychological virus: a set of communication codes that could break into and reshape the Shivan psyche. Their creators had left avenues of control; humanity was able to find and exploit them.

When the Gemini fleet finally reached a command center, after weeks of near non-stop fighting and tremendous casualties, the command center was boarded and the virus implanted, resulting in it being broadcast to all Shivans within it's influence. Within minutes, they had all ceased to fight. The effect cascaded from one command center to another, and as far as is known, all Shivans everywhere. The war was over.

Follow-up "directives" were later implanted and broadcast, making the Shivans first docile, then subservient. The Shivans had not merely been defeated: they had been tamed, and were now fully under the control of humanity. What should be done with them has been one of the defining questions of the past decade.


> Please outline the details of the disbanding of the GTVA.  Was it a peaceful one, or did it involve hostility between the Terrans and Vasudans?
The taming of the Shivans was, naturally, extremely controversial. Most people were elated by the guarantee that the Shivans would never be a threat again. Many believed that the Shivans should be destroyed altogether, and a few argued that having demonstrated our power over them, we should leave them in peace. Many more were simply uncomfortable with the idea of turning their former enemies into slaves, either out of mistrust or guilt.

Ultimately, though, the factions in favor of "taming" prevailed, for two main reasons. First, in case there were other races who could provide a threat to Terran interests, the combined might of the Shivan fleet network would guarantee victory. Second, the economic opportunity was too great to ignore. Without the Shivans, the Terran reconstruction could have taken painful decades. While the debate over whether or not to free the Shivans raged, they were used for reconstruction... and were shown to be extremely effective, reliable, and efficient in doing so. In addition, the Shivans had knowledge and control of a vast network of subspace nodes and systems, all of which could be exploited for the further expansion of humanity. Terran-controlled space would be expanded by an order of magnitude or two... nobody was quite sure how vast the Shivan holdings truly were. The "sad necessity" of destroying the Shivan mind would be turned to good use, rebuilding the destruction the war caused and fueling new commerce and colonization.

In the end, the debate simply lost momentum instead of coming to a decisive resolution, leaving the factions in favor of taming as the de facto winners. Public sentiment against it was simply not strong enough to overthrow something that was undeniably responsible for a quick recovery and a new age of prosperity and growth.

As mentioned, the decision was far from universal. The Vasudans, in particular, wanted no part of this new empire. They had probably been planning their full separation for a while, but the prospect of this new galactic empire, both in terms of scope and means, was too much for the pacifist, non-expansionist Vasudans. In early 2387, the "Vasudan Exodus" began. Vasudans retreated to a set of systems accessible through only a few subspace corridors, then constructed gates that inhibited intersystem jump nodes instead of stabilizing them. They officially withdrew from the GTVA, announced their intentions, and set a deadline for Terrans in their territories to evacuate. A number of human colonies behind Vasudan space elected to remain with the Vasudans, but most chose to leave. On the scheduled date of October 3, 2388, the switch was thrown and all access to Vasudan territories was cut off. No Vasudans have been seen since that day.


 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
Historian, although I find the shivan pacification sad due to an end of what I find to be an enchanting facet of human history. . . . The exodus of the Zod Scum fills me with something I've not felt genuinely for ages.
 
 
I'm filled with, Joy :)
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Snail

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Re: Welcome to the Auto-Historian!
Oh, so this was a marketing stunt. :(

I was hoping for some kind of spiritual successor to the FSURP.


(And for the record Detiula Station is located in Antares)