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Offline Galemp

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HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
on: October 04, 2010, 11:50:16 pm
so I have had 3 goasses of wine and a beer and some peach schnapps and more schapps and more schnapps and not I hfeel compelled to post a hamnyurgetr thrad

who i with me??

...also I have my girflfiriend here who wants me to go to bed. and I want to go to bed with her but I have to post this first.
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #1 on: October 04, 2010, 11:57:40 pm
No.
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 12:01:27 am
God you guys are lightweights.
 

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 12:30:06 am
I've never figured out why people drink to get drunk in the first place.  Anything more than a beer or two with a meal seems like an utter waste. :p
 

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.

Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers.  I was impressed.
 

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 12:47:16 am
hui this is my last hamnyurger post because I am going to sleep now

I had weird dream while asleep, that g/f was commi trying to take Precious Bodliy Fluids

something from Dr. Strangelove I'm sure. anywy.

had to make on emore hmygr post before sleep. this will be fun to read in the morning.

bai!
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 12:51:37 am
Maybe he's not working tomorrow?....

If so, happy drunk post!
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 01:21:15 am
...(pic)...will have your attention in a minute, so maybe no more drunk posts... ;)

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 01:28:39 am
Quote from: Galemp on October 04, 2010, 11:50:16 pm
...also I have my girflfiriend here who wants me to go to bed. and I want to go to bed with her but I have to post this first.
Get your girlfriend drunk, then have her post.



Quote from: Scotty on October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.

Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers.  I was impressed.
Quote from: Scotty on October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers.  I was impressed.
Quote from: Scotty on October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
32 shots of Tequila
Quote from: Scotty on October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
32 shots
wat



Quote from: Galemp on October 05, 2010, 12:47:16 am
had to make on emore hmygr post before sleep. this will be fun to read in the morning.

bai!
:nod: :D

I approve of hamnyurger threads.
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #9 on: October 05, 2010, 03:44:11 am
Quote from: Scotty on October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.

Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers.  I was impressed.

by "completely drunk" you mean "dead of alcohol poisoning" right?
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #10 on: October 05, 2010, 05:29:00 am
I wonder if anyone would even be able to tell if posted drunk.
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #11 on: October 05, 2010, 07:28:25 am
itrs morning and im still kinda wobbly

then again, it's 5:30 in the mornng.

I think I'll have some water and go back to bed.
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #12 on: October 05, 2010, 07:46:09 am
Quote from: Galemp on October 05, 2010, 07:28:25 am
I think I'll have some water and go back to bed.
Have some bed and go back to water.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 07:49:12 am
The german Freespace-Galaxy

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 08:46:34 am
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #15 on: October 05, 2010, 08:50:54 am
Quote from: Galemp on October 05, 2010, 12:47:16 am
I had weird dream while asleep, that g/f was commi trying to take Precious Bodliy Fluids

Congradulations, nobody needs to know about your bodily fluids. :mad: :hopping: :beamz:
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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #16 on: October 05, 2010, 08:52:26 am
Quote from: Redstreblo on October 05, 2010, 08:50:54 am
Quote from: Galemp on October 05, 2010, 12:47:16 am
I had weird dream while asleep, that g/f was commi trying to take Precious Bodliy Fluids

Congradulations, nobody needs to know about your bodily fluids. :mad: :hopping: :beamz:

Dr. Strangelove reference.
 

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #17 on: October 05, 2010, 11:02:37 am
Quote from: Mongoose on October 05, 2010, 12:30:06 am
I've never figured out why people drink to get drunk in the first place.  Anything more than a beer or two with a meal seems like an utter waste. :p

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Reply #18 on: October 05, 2010, 11:50:07 am
Quote from: Klaustrophobia on October 05, 2010, 03:44:11 am
Quote from: Scotty on October 05, 2010, 12:33:09 am
I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.

Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers.  I was impressed.

by "completely drunk" you mean "dead of alcohol poisoning" right?

Actually no.  Yeah, she passed out, but she somehow didn't even have a hangover the next morning.  Completely baffles me.

EDIT: And she still remembers the whole night too.  Makes me think something's not quite right with that, but whatever.  She's got people to vouch.
 

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Re: HAMNYURGER THREAD GO!!
Reply #19 on: October 05, 2010, 12:19:18 pm
there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
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