[T-LoW]

It often helped me to talk myself out of something by claiming that I couldn't remember 'cause I was too drunk. But I always remember EVERYTHING

[achtung]

Actually no.  Yeah, she passed out, but she somehow didn't even have a hangover the next morning.  Completely baffles me.

EDIT: And she still remembers the whole night too.  Makes me think something's not quite right with that, but whatever.  She's got people to vouch.

I call shenanigans. Unless she's the size of a whale that would practically kill most people.

[FUBAR-BDHR]

there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.

That used to be an average night before I got old.  Now I'm down to between 20 and 25. 

[Galemp]

Good afternoon. I am sober now. And I don't think I'll be posting in this thread anymore, I seem to have done enough damage already.

[Nuclear1]

I <3 hamnyurger threads

[watsisname]

[NGTM-1R]

That used to be an average night before I got old.  Now I'm down to between 20 and 25. 

You've just told us an awful lot about your BMI, or you're a liar.

[Nuclear1]

The hamnyurger thread lives onnnn

[MR_T3D]

there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.

spread them way out.
forget the numbers between 20-29 because you're drunk.
not impossible.

[iamzack]

a girl i know claimed she once had a BAC of 5.0

i asked if she meant 0.5

she was positive it was 5.0

people are stupid

[FUBAR-BDHR]

That used to be an average night before I got old.  Now I'm down to between 20 and 25. 

You've just told us an awful lot about your BMI, or you're a liar.

Actually there are many people that can do it.  Seems to be a local thing.  Fat/skinny it doesn't matter.  If you say your going out for a couple of beers you mean at least 12. 

[Nuclear1]

HAMNYURGER THREAD LIVES GIMME CHEESEBEURGER

[Tyrian]

[skeptic]What I want to know is this:  If you started this thread completely hammered, then why is "HAMNYURGER" in the title spelled *exactly* the same way in your thread title as it is in the one linked to on the first page?

That's quite a coincidence...[/skeptic]

[Nuclear1]

Becuase el hamnyurger is an HLP tradition

It's on the HLP admissions test...didnt you take it?

[MR_T3D]

ironic, but I just realized, last friday night, that hamburgers and beer actually don't mix well.

its shocking, but around 15 beers and several hamburgers means that your last burger and some beer is actually just rented.

[Nuclear1]

Mods see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryin' to catch me postin' double
My posts soooooo long
They hopin' they gonna catch me postin' double

[Mika]

there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.

That used to be an average night before I got old.  Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.

There are two obvious explanations:
- I forgot how much so it must be that many! [And I have receipt to prove it! I never buy rounds for anyone!]
- Man your drinks are watered down!

Select the one you like better.

I heard in Greece that they could outdrink Finns .

[SpardaSon21]

The Greeks still can't outdrink the Irish.  Nobody can, that's why they're the Irish.

[Mika]

Haven't met a lot of Irish people so I can't comment on that. But I stereotypically thought that it would mainly be beer that they would be drinking.

Russian vs. Irish drinking match would actually be interesting to see.

[Scotty]

there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.

That used to be an average night before I got old.  Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.

There are two obvious explanations:
- I forgot how much so it must be that many! [And I have receipt to prove it! I never buy rounds for anyone!]
- Man your drinks are watered down!

Select the one you like better.

I heard in Greece that they could outdrink Finns .

One black sharpie mark for every shot.  32 tallies total, and three (admittedly self-proclaimed) beers.  Some people are just amazing drinkers.