[Mika]

32 tallies together? (Black marks drawn by who?)

Please let me quote myself:

- Man your drinks are watered down!

Or, optionally: Man your drinks are small!

----- Wait a second

On the second thought, assuming standard 40 ml shot, 32 shots makes 1.28 litres of something with 40 % alcohol content. That's actually certainly doable - and actually rather easy - makes me wonder if even I have done something like that when I was younger and dumber.

Now when she sips down a single Vodka bottle (0.7 litres, 40 %) with a single lift of the arm, then we're talking...

[Oddgrim]

i gots hamyugers!
with dat gobne on with after lotsa drinks i'm sitting here writing this post . ::why? hell should I knows
couse
I
has
hayumburgerurghurs

yus dats pretty mutch its nom nom nom nom

[Nuclear1]

Can we just sticky this and make it the official HLP drunk thread?

You know, like Whatever Happens in Your Liver

[Mongoose]

[Gortef]

Can we just sticky this and make it the official HLP drunk thread?

You know, like Whatever Happens in Your Liver

I approve

[Oddgrim]

urk..why did I post in this thread again? 

[Black Wolf]

there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.

If you're talking 35 standard drinks, so metric tequila shots (30mL), you're at 1.05L of tequila - no worries. Not even a full 1.125L bottle of spirits, I've done that many times. If you're talking 1 oz shots (37mL) then you're at 1.3 L of spirits, give or take. Harder, but by no means definitie hospitalization, particularly not for a seasoned drinker. Put in context, this (higher figure) is about five bottles of wine or just over a carton's worth (27.5 cans) of full strength beer. Consider the greatest moment in Australian sport when Boonie managed 52 full strength beers on the 24 hour flight from Sydney to London - effectively 81.25 metric shots or 65.8 1 oz shots. It can be done. By legends.

[Galemp]

IT IS TIME.

Pete's birthday was on a Thurday so a Friday hamnyurger time is better.

We can has beer (soemthing shocker, a belgian ale with orange that is dlishous) and SKYY vodka and also Kahlua, Bailey's and amaretto liquer makes a nice drink. but irish coffee works too.

mainly baileys and coffee, and rum and SunnyD, and vodka and suunny D, and voka, and other things. this is a nice day after birthday.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Do you has a corm?

[Pred the Penguin]

I just found I'm far from being a seasoned drinker... and I won't be drinking tequila again any time soon.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I dislike the taste of wine. I've tasted beer before, but I thought it was too gassy.

[Snail]

What beer

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Tiger Beer, I think. It's probably not very good beer...

[Polpolion]

One time, er, someone I know had nearly a whole liter of vodka. I thought to myself "verily, a hamnyurger thread is in order!" but then that person I knew never bothered posting a hamnyurger thread because he was busy playing LOMAC. I should get a prize so I can give it to him for not disturbing the forum.

[Pred the Penguin]

Tiger Beer, I think. It's probably not very good beer...

****ty beer will make you not like alcohol... Actually some bad beer barely has any alcohol.

[Nuke]

you know i can be completely plastered and not give any indication of my blood alcohol level in my posts. now you could say that hamnyurger threads are always started ether by booze newbs, or perhaps people with severe emotional problems who drink till they puke and then drink some more. since neither one of these situations seems likely the only other reasonable explanation is that people use being moderately drunk as an excuse to spam gd. im sorry im going to have to call bull**** on this whole phenomena.

[Commander Zane]

puke and then drink some more.

They say beer will make me dumb.

[MacBawbag]

puke and then drink some more.

They say beer will make me dumb.

It are go good with pizza

[Commander Zane]

So much for my chain lyric quote attempt.

[Nuclear1]

puke and then drink some more.

They say beer will make me dumb.

AND I SHOWED THEM

DERP