Author Topic: Practical Jokes  (Read 6861 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline General Battuta

  • Poe's Law In Action
  • 214
  • i wonder when my postcount will exceed my iq
I actually think this qualifies as vandalism. You should go to an authority.

Alternatively if you ignore it they may get bored...I'm not sure I'd count on it.

 

Offline Redstreblo

  • Darth Lobster
  • 26
  • Current Project: Vasudan Imperium (\/) (;,;) (\/)
It's quite obvious the solution is to drive something other then a 95 Dodge Neon. :drevil:

Not a possibility. The corolla is Galemp's and I prefer not to commute in somebody else's car. I cannot afford to buy anything else either so I'm stuck with it.

Besides, the neon has a manual tranny, and the corolla is a stinking auto...
« Last Edit: October 07, 2010, 09:08:35 am by Redstreblo »
I, Aries one, have proved myself superior to the legendary Terran pilot Alpha one! Let the Vasudan people take pride in this accomplishment, and take the Parliamentary Vasudan Empire to victory over the inferior Galactic Terran Alliance! Long live the Emperor!

 

Offline Galemp

  • Actual father of Samus
  • 212
  • Ask me about GORT!
    • Steam
    • User page on the FreeSpace Wiki
Yeah, if I were you I'd report this to campus security as acts of vandalism. Those are taken quite seriously.

And weren't you just complaining about small text in posts?!
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...

 

Offline T-LoW

  • 28
  • Planet Earth is blue and theres nothing left to do
    • German Freespace-Galaxy
Just looked the 95 Dodge up... and it looks like an Ford Escort. Well... hey, but it brings you from A to be faster than your own legs, doesn't it? :p

No worthy target for those mean jokes.

I know what I'm talking about. I have a '95 Opel Corsa :nervous:
The german Freespace-Galaxy

"There was a time before we were born. If someone asks this is where I'll be."

 

Offline StarSlayer

  • 211
  • Men Kaeshi Do
    • Steam
Hmmm

Okay, buy a bunch of royal blue and some gold rustoleum spray paint, get a Folgers coffee can, an old dish washing rubbermade tub, a screw driver, duct tape and some STI decals. 

1)  Use the screw driver to pry off the dodge neon iconography
2)  Cut the dishwashing tub in half and duct tape it to the hood like a intake.
3)  Cut the bottom off the folgers can and tape it to the exhaust
4)  Spraypaint the whole thing blue and the hub caps gold
5)  Wait for it to dry and apply the stickers
6)  Look *****in' in your faux rally car and steal all the pranksters' girlfriends cuz you've got sweet wheels :P

“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

Offline Black Wolf

  • Twisted Infinities
  • 212
  • Hey! You! Get off-a my cloud!
    • Visit the TI homepage!
Thermite is easy to make.

And screw you Klaustrophobia. :p
TWISTED INFINITIES · SECTORGAME· FRONTLINES
Rarely Updated P3D.
Burn the heretic who killed F2S! Burn him, burn him!!- GalEmp

 

Offline MR_T3D

  • 29
  • Personal Text
Hmmm

Okay, buy a bunch of royal blue and some gold rustoleum spray paint, get a Folgers coffee can, an old dish washing rubbermade tub, a screw driver, duct tape and some STI decals. 

1)  Use the screw driver to pry off the dodge neon iconography
2)  Cut the dishwashing tub in half and duct tape it to the hood like a intake.
3)  Cut the bottom off the folgers can and tape it to the exhaust
4)  Spraypaint the whole thing blue and the hub caps gold
5)  Wait for it to dry and apply the stickers
6)  Look *****in' in your faux rally car and steal all the pranksters' girlfriends cuz you've got sweet wheels :P


Hmmm

Okay, buy a bunch of royal blue and some gold rustoleum spray paint, get a Folgers coffee can, an old dish washing rubbermade tub, a screw driver, duct tape and some STI decals. 

1)  Use the screw driver to pry off the dodge neon iconography
2)  Cut the dishwashing tub in half and duct tape it to the hood like a intake.
3)  Cut the bottom off the folgers can and tape it to the exhaust
4)  Spraypaint the whole thing blue and the hub caps gold
5)  Wait for it to dry and apply the stickers
6)  Look *****in' in your faux rally car and steal all the pranksters' girlfriends cuz you've got sweet wheels :P



DO THIS AND POST PICS!

 

Offline Redstreblo

  • Darth Lobster
  • 26
  • Current Project: Vasudan Imperium (\/) (;,;) (\/)
Yeah, if I were you I'd report this to campus security as acts of vandalism. Those are taken quite seriously.

And weren't you just complaining about small text in posts?!

Yes, but Goober5000 put a minimum font size on the forum so now its ok ;)
I, Aries one, have proved myself superior to the legendary Terran pilot Alpha one! Let the Vasudan people take pride in this accomplishment, and take the Parliamentary Vasudan Empire to victory over the inferior Galactic Terran Alliance! Long live the Emperor!

 

Offline Klaustrophobia

  • 210
  • the REAL Nuke of HLP
    • North Carolina Tigers
Thermite is easy to make.

And screw you Klaustrophobia. :p


*cough*  was that out loud?  :nervous:
I like to stare at the sun.

 

Offline Stealth

  • Braiiins...
  • 211
make it known in the class that you've had enough, and the next time this happens you're pressing charges.

if someone says "how will you know who it is" or some other bull**** response, then alter your strategy - instead, make it known in the class that the next time this happens, you're going to pour brake fluid on everyone's car.

 

Offline Galemp

  • Actual father of Samus
  • 212
  • Ask me about GORT!
    • Steam
    • User page on the FreeSpace Wiki
I'm glad you're weighing in on this, Stealth... I think you would know from experience about this kind of stuff.
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...

 

Offline headdie

  • i don't use punctuation lol
  • 212
  • Lawful Neutral with a Chaotic outook
    • Skype
    • Twitter
    • Headdie on Deviant Art
I suppose you could get a family member or a mate not on your course to keep a discreet eye on your car during the 'at risk' times and report back when they see something
Minister of Interstellar Affairs Sol Union - Retired
quote General Battuta - "FRED is canon!"
Contact me at [email protected]
My Release Thread, Old Release Thread, Celestial Objects Thread, My rubbish attempts at art

 
Easy enough.

1. Acquire a high powered rifle, i would recommend the Remington 700 SPS in 7mm magnum for this job. Scope of your choice, id recommend Leupold
2. Find tallish building with good sight lines to your car's usual parking spot.
3. Wait until you see the person messing with your car.
4. Shoot the target in the arm, if you know the person, shoot them in the arm that they use ( aka are they right or left handed ), if you do not know them, shoot their right arm.
5a. If you know the classmate, then justice is served.
5b. If you did not know them, look for the classmate with a missing right arm.

Justice, Spyder style.
-regards
 Spyder

 

Offline Stealth

  • Braiiins...
  • 211
I'm glad you're weighing in on this, Stealth... I think you would know from experience about this kind of stuff.

what makes you say that?

 

Offline Redstreblo

  • Darth Lobster
  • 26
  • Current Project: Vasudan Imperium (\/) (;,;) (\/)
The professor seems to be cracking down on the class about this. Apparently the Dean got news of it and told him that the next person to do something like this will be dropped, no questions asked. Also the teacher suggested that he look at the video surveillance the school supplies, but I declined saying I didn't want to be responsible for somebody being kicked off campus for this. The next time, however, they won't be so lucky.
I, Aries one, have proved myself superior to the legendary Terran pilot Alpha one! Let the Vasudan people take pride in this accomplishment, and take the Parliamentary Vasudan Empire to victory over the inferior Galactic Terran Alliance! Long live the Emperor!

 

Offline Galemp

  • Actual father of Samus
  • 212
  • Ask me about GORT!
    • Steam
    • User page on the FreeSpace Wiki
what makes you say that?

Well, you care a lot about your cars... and you've been the butt of some unfunny 'jokes' as we all know. :nervous:

@RedStreblo: I hope that puts an end to it!
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...

 
Easy enough.

1. Acquire a high powered rifle, i would recommend the Remington 700 SPS in 7mm magnum for this job. Scope of your choice, id recommend Leupold
2. Find tallish building with good sight lines to your car's usual parking spot.
3. Wait until you see the person messing with your car.
4. Shoot the target in the arm, if you know the person, shoot them in the arm that they use ( aka are they right or left handed ), if you do not know them, shoot their right arm.
5a. If you know the classmate, then justice is served.
5b. If you did not know them, look for the classmate with a missing right arm.

Justice, Spyder style.

How about a Remington 700 in 260?
Sig nuked! New one coming soon!

 
Just grab a .30-06 or a .45-70 if you want something that is really high-powered.
17:37:02   Quanto: I want to have sexual intercourse with every space elf in existence
17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
17:37:22   Quanto: its not gay if its an elf

[21:51] <@Droid803> I now realize
[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

See what you're missing in #WoD and #Fsquest?

[07:57:32] <Caiaphas> inspired by HerraTohtori i built a supermaneuverable plane in ksp
[07:57:43] <Caiaphas> i just killed my pilots with a high-g maneuver
[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

Offline Redstreblo

  • Darth Lobster
  • 26
  • Current Project: Vasudan Imperium (\/) (;,;) (\/)
lets stop the killing talk...
I, Aries one, have proved myself superior to the legendary Terran pilot Alpha one! Let the Vasudan people take pride in this accomplishment, and take the Parliamentary Vasudan Empire to victory over the inferior Galactic Terran Alliance! Long live the Emperor!

 
Alternately, just mount a video camera prominently on the dash, and stash some sort of weapon in the car, also prominently. Neither need to be real, but it sends a message: If you try something, I will know, and I will find you.