[General Battuta]

I actually think this qualifies as vandalism. You should go to an authority.

Alternatively if you ignore it they may get bored...I'm not sure I'd count on it.

[Redstreblo]

It's quite obvious the solution is to drive something other then a 95 Dodge Neon.

Not a possibility. The corolla is Galemp's and I prefer not to commute in somebody else's car. I cannot afford to buy anything else either so I'm stuck with it.

Besides, the neon has a manual tranny, and the corolla is a stinking auto...

[Galemp]

Yeah, if I were you I'd report this to campus security as acts of vandalism. Those are taken quite seriously.

And weren't you just complaining about small text in posts?!

[T-LoW]

Just looked the 95 Dodge up... and it looks like an Ford Escort. Well... hey, but it brings you from A to be faster than your own legs, doesn't it?

No worthy target for those mean jokes.

I know what I'm talking about. I have a '95 Opel Corsa

[StarSlayer]

Hmmm

Okay, buy a bunch of royal blue and some gold rustoleum spray paint, get a Folgers coffee can, an old dish washing rubbermade tub, a screw driver, duct tape and some STI decals. 

1)  Use the screw driver to pry off the dodge neon iconography
2)  Cut the dishwashing tub in half and duct tape it to the hood like a intake.
3)  Cut the bottom off the folgers can and tape it to the exhaust
4)  Spraypaint the whole thing blue and the hub caps gold
5)  Wait for it to dry and apply the stickers
6)  Look *****in' in your faux rally car and steal all the pranksters' girlfriends cuz you've got sweet wheels

[Black Wolf]

Thermite is easy to make.

And screw you Klaustrophobia.

[MR_T3D]

Hmmm

Okay, buy a bunch of royal blue and some gold rustoleum spray paint, get a Folgers coffee can, an old dish washing rubbermade tub, a screw driver, duct tape and some STI decals. 

1)  Use the screw driver to pry off the dodge neon iconography
2)  Cut the dishwashing tub in half and duct tape it to the hood like a intake.
3)  Cut the bottom off the folgers can and tape it to the exhaust
4)  Spraypaint the whole thing blue and the hub caps gold
5)  Wait for it to dry and apply the stickers
6)  Look *****in' in your faux rally car and steal all the pranksters' girlfriends cuz you've got sweet wheels

Hmmm

Okay, buy a bunch of royal blue and some gold rustoleum spray paint, get a Folgers coffee can, an old dish washing rubbermade tub, a screw driver, duct tape and some STI decals. 

1)  Use the screw driver to pry off the dodge neon iconography
2)  Cut the dishwashing tub in half and duct tape it to the hood like a intake.
3)  Cut the bottom off the folgers can and tape it to the exhaust
4)  Spraypaint the whole thing blue and the hub caps gold
5)  Wait for it to dry and apply the stickers
6)  Look *****in' in your faux rally car and steal all the pranksters' girlfriends cuz you've got sweet wheels

DO THIS AND POST PICS!

[Redstreblo]

Yeah, if I were you I'd report this to campus security as acts of vandalism. Those are taken quite seriously.

And weren't you just complaining about small text in posts?!

Yes, but Goober5000 put a minimum font size on the forum so now its ok

[Klaustrophobia]

Thermite is easy to make.

And screw you Klaustrophobia.

*cough*  was that out loud? 

[Stealth]

make it known in the class that you've had enough, and the next time this happens you're pressing charges.

if someone says "how will you know who it is" or some other bull**** response, then alter your strategy - instead, make it known in the class that the next time this happens, you're going to pour brake fluid on everyone's car.

[Galemp]

I'm glad you're weighing in on this, Stealth... I think you would know from experience about this kind of stuff.

[headdie]

I suppose you could get a family member or a mate not on your course to keep a discreet eye on your car during the 'at risk' times and report back when they see something

[spyderrock48]

Easy enough.

1. Acquire a high powered rifle, i would recommend the Remington 700 SPS in 7mm magnum for this job. Scope of your choice, id recommend Leupold
2. Find tallish building with good sight lines to your car's usual parking spot.
3. Wait until you see the person messing with your car.
4. Shoot the target in the arm, if you know the person, shoot them in the arm that they use ( aka are they right or left handed ), if you do not know them, shoot their right arm.
5a. If you know the classmate, then justice is served.
5b. If you did not know them, look for the classmate with a missing right arm.

Justice, Spyder style.

[Stealth]

I'm glad you're weighing in on this, Stealth... I think you would know from experience about this kind of stuff.

what makes you say that?

[Redstreblo]

The professor seems to be cracking down on the class about this. Apparently the Dean got news of it and told him that the next person to do something like this will be dropped, no questions asked. Also the teacher suggested that he look at the video surveillance the school supplies, but I declined saying I didn't want to be responsible for somebody being kicked off campus for this. The next time, however, they won't be so lucky.

[Galemp]

what makes you say that?

Well, you care a lot about your cars... and you've been the butt of some unfunny 'jokes' as we all know.

@RedStreblo: I hope that puts an end to it!

[Titan]

Easy enough.

1. Acquire a high powered rifle, i would recommend the Remington 700 SPS in 7mm magnum for this job. Scope of your choice, id recommend Leupold
2. Find tallish building with good sight lines to your car's usual parking spot.
3. Wait until you see the person messing with your car.
4. Shoot the target in the arm, if you know the person, shoot them in the arm that they use ( aka are they right or left handed ), if you do not know them, shoot their right arm.
5a. If you know the classmate, then justice is served.
5b. If you did not know them, look for the classmate with a missing right arm.

Justice, Spyder style.

How about a Remington 700 in 260?

[SpardaSon21]

Just grab a .30-06 or a .45-70 if you want something that is really high-powered.

[Redstreblo]

lets stop the killing talk...

[Scourge of Ages]

Alternately, just mount a video camera prominently on the dash, and stash some sort of weapon in the car, also prominently. Neither need to be real, but it sends a message: If you try something, I will know, and I will find you.