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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
A better AI (combat) would be nice too. And one that doesn't cheat (yes, i always know where you are when invisibility runs out)

 

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
children toddlers and babies

i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them

:)
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them
Sometimes I just like being a complete monster in RPGs. :)

 

Offline Topgun

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
children toddlers and babies

i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them

:)

then get ready for an AO rating

 

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
children toddlers and babies

i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them

:)

then get ready for an AO rating
More games should be AO.  Especially online games.

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
children toddlers and babies

i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them

:)

then get ready for an AO rating

i am an adult

i should be allowed to slaughter digital pictures of babies if i wanna!
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
You're perfectly free to design your own game about slaughtering babies.  Just don't expect anyone besides you to play it is all.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Yeah, I'm also perfectly free to build my own rocket ship if I wanna go to the moon. What a dumb thing to say.

Chances are, keeping the childrums out of the games is more about preventing modders from making nekkid childrums mods as easily. As if pedos are gonna be all "well, I can't make nekkid babies in this game, guess I won't go out and raep real babies after all!"

Oh yeah, I also want to be able to fish. I'm surprised something so tedious was left out of Oblivion.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
children toddlers and babies

i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them

:)

You watch Battlestar Galactica too much

 

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Oh yeah, I also want to be able to fish. I'm surprised something so tedious was left out of Oblivion.

Don't write it off just yet. If they play their cards right, graphically and gameplay-wise, you might just find yourself actually wanting to do do that. It's all about immersion, mkay?

 

Offline iamzack

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fishing in real life is tedious

if they make it fun, it will break immersion
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Zack has a point.
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I thought fishing was a thinly-veiled excuse to sit on a boat and drink beer for several hours.

 

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I thought fishing was a thinly-veiled excuse to sit on a boat and drink beer for several hours.

It's actually not, surprisingly. At least if you intend to catch anything rather than tell the eponymous fish stories.
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Then again.. it's hard to justify sitting there with a fishing rod when you could just walk into the water and reliably punch the fish to death.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
children toddlers and babies

i want to snap their little necks and hammer their parents in front of them

:)

I would imagine you would want to hammer their parents first then snap their necks.  If they are already dead then hammering the parents in front of them won't have the psychological effect you want.
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Re: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
FIRST LINK SAYS KIDS
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