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Offline Kitsune

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OT- You can't do this!...
on: May 02, 2002, 08:48:39 pm
Had to share this one. :)


"Late one night a mugger wearing a ski masked jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I am a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "Give me MY money."
~Space Kitsuné
6-Tailed RPG Nut.

"Why the hell don't we have any missles on this damn boat?!"
"But Sir, we have Tempests, Rockeyes, and unknown bombs."
"Like I said ensign, 'Why don't we have any missles on this damn boat?!"

"I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out."  -Groucho Marx
 

Offline Corsair

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #1 on: May 02, 2002, 09:20:39 pm
:lol::wakka::lol:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline CODEDOG ND

  • Dark Agent
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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #2 on: May 02, 2002, 09:38:11 pm
:lol: :wakka: :lol:
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.
 

Offline Alikchi

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #3 on: May 02, 2002, 09:40:28 pm
:lol: :wakka: :lol:
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell
  

Offline LtNarol

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #4 on: May 02, 2002, 09:44:44 pm
:lol: :wakka: :lol:
 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #5 on: May 02, 2002, 10:06:47 pm
:v:

HAH! Broke the chain! Nyah nyah!
Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline LtNarol

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #6 on: May 02, 2002, 10:19:12 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
:v:

HAH! Broke the chain! Nyah nyah!
loser :p
 

Offline Styxx

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #7 on: May 02, 2002, 10:55:21 pm
Hm, rather old that one... :p
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline Stunaep

  • Thread Necrotech.... we bring the dead to life!
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Reply #8 on: May 02, 2002, 11:59:11 pm
I would wakka, but there is no point. I'll just :lol: then.

good.
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline CP5670

  • Dr. Evil
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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #9 on: May 03, 2002, 12:03:03 am
LOL, nice. :D
 

Offline WMCoolmon

  • Purveyor of space crack
  • 213
Re: OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #10 on: May 03, 2002, 01:30:25 am
Quote
Originally posted by Kitsune
Had to share this one. :)


"Late one night a mugger wearing a ski masked jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I am a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "Give me MY money."

:yes2::lol::yes:
Quote
HAH! Broke the chain! Nyah nyah!

:no::V:
-C
 

Offline Carl

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #11 on: May 03, 2002, 01:41:11 am
you guys have too much fun.
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline NotDefault

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #12 on: May 03, 2002, 01:52:14 am
:lol: :wakka: :lol:
"Vasudans and Shivans don't wear clothes coz they told the serpant to go expletive himself. :D" - an0n

:(:(:(

NotDefault
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #13 on: May 03, 2002, 02:49:40 am
old but still... :lol::wakka::lol:
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Windrunner

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  • The Hammer.
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Reply #14 on: May 03, 2002, 06:13:27 am
am i detecting spam here...:nod:
Staffmember: Hard Light Productions
I said a lot of things.  Some of them were even true. - Aldo_14
 

Offline Windrunner

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  • The Hammer.
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Reply #15 on: May 03, 2002, 06:14:22 am
As thunder said be careful with the smiles
Staffmember: Hard Light Productions
I said a lot of things.  Some of them were even true. - Aldo_14
 

Offline Darkage

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #16 on: May 03, 2002, 07:16:13 am
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Originally posted by Windrunner
As thunder said be careful with the smiles


So?:p

Still we need to go:lol::wakka::lol:
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Returned from the dead.
 

Offline Reaper

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OT- You can't do this!...
Reply #17 on: May 03, 2002, 07:28:36 am
Oke, me too

:lol::wakka::lol:
There is full moon shining on the sky... It's midnight... I'm rising from my grave... I have my scythe and i'm thirsty for blood... I'm ready, i'm ready to steal souls and feed on them... I'm ready to kill
World War III: Wasteland Earth
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #18 on: May 03, 2002, 07:56:53 am
A whole thread of smilies... what else would one want.
Probably away. Contact through email.
 

Offline Darkage

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Reply #19 on: May 03, 2002, 08:07:06 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
A whole thread of smilies... what else would one want.


cornflakes whit MILK!!![/b]
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