Alpha 2: OK guys, these Shivans have given us a lot of trouble in the past, uh does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?
Alpha 4: Uhh, I think Alpha 1 needs something from this guy.
Alpha 2: Oh, does he need those Maxim cannons? Doesn't - isn't he an interceptor?
Alpha 4: Yeah, but that will help him charge better, he'll have more weapon energy.
Alpha 2: [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we'll do, I'll fly in first, gather up all the fighters, we can kinda just, ya know blast them all down with Trebuchets. Um, I will use a cluster missile, to kinda scatter 'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh, when my missiles are done, I'll need Beta 1 to come in and drop his missiles too, uh so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight too many. Um, when his is done, Beta 2 of course will need to fly in and do the same thing. We're gonna need fighter cover on our bombers, uhh so they can launch torpedoes, uh so we can of course get them down fast, cause we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Beta 4? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Beta 4: Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
Alpha 2: Well, that's a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we're ready-
Alpha 1: Alright chums, I'm back! Let's do this... AAAAAAAALLLLLLLPPPPPHHHHAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! [afterburns at full speed at the Shivan juggernauts]
Beta 3: ... Oh my God he just ran in.
Alpha 4: Save him!
Alpha 2: Oh jeez, stick to the plan
Beta 3: Oh jeez, let's go, let's go!
Beta 4: Stick to the plan chums!
Alpha 2: Stick to the plan!
Beta 3: Oh jeez, oh ****
Gamma 1: Cover me, hurry up!
Alpha 2: Firin'!
Gamma 1: I can't get a lock! I can't move, am I lagging, guys?
Gamma 2: I can't move!
Beta 3: What the—what the hell?
Gamma 2: I can't shake him!
Beta 3: Oh my God...
Beta 4: The juggernauts are launching more fighters! More jumping in!
Beta 3: I don't think you can launch with that **** on!
Gamma 2: Oh my God!
Alpha 1: We got em, we got em!
Gamma 3: I got it! I got it!
Gamma 2: Take it off! Take it off!
Alpha 2: I'm goin' down! I'M GOIN' DOWN!
Beta 3: Oh my God..
Command: Godammit Alpha One!
Gamma 2: Godammit....
Beta 4: Alpha one, you moron!
Alpha 4: I'm on it
Gamma 3: You dumbass!
Command: Listen, this is ridiculous!
Gamma 2: I'm down! Gamma 2 down! Goddammit!
Gamma 3: I'm down!
Beta 4: This is the 50th time we've died on this, god!
Beta 4: Command, get us out of here!
Command: Why do you do this **** Alpha One?
Command: I'm trying!
Alpha 1: It's not my fault!
Beta 4: Where's our support ship?
Alpha 4: We do have a support ship, don't we?
Beta 4: Yeah but I don't think we can call it in
Alpha 4: Oh God....
Command: Oh for.... great job!
Beta 3: For Christ's sake!
Beta 4: Alpha one, you are just stupid as hell
Gamma 4: Nimrod
Beta 3: Oh my God....
Alpha One: At least I have chicken
