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Offline General Battuta

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Hopefully from your eyeballs.  Otherwise I don't see a point.

Well if you've ever seen the movie Liquid Sky where her sex partners vaporize at the moment of climax I was thinking and when I saw this I

 

Offline Goober5000

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Split cause I don't see any relevance to the original topic. :p  If this develops into a crazy tangent or a flame war, it can do so here.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Well Goober let me explain this joke to you so that you can understand it and find it hilarious.

SpardaSon was replying to a post about developing the ability to fire beams of antimatter. Mr. SpardaSon here wished to develop the ability to fire beams of antimatter from his eyes, because otherwise, the right honorable Mr. SpardaSon contended, there would be no point.

But I, to the contrary, contended that if one might deploy antimatter in one's ejaculate, one could vaporize one's sex partners, thereby emulating the fundamental conceit of famous indie film LIQUID SKY. Additionally one could become pretty effective at sexual assault, however I would not want to do this as I am a civilized man who holds teatimes and respects my fellow man and women.

I guess it is important that we split out single posts though otherwise our threads might not be RAILROADS and the railroad is the key to the colonization of the west.


 

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dude, youve got a sick mind
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Well Goober let me explain this joke to you so that you can understand it and find it hilarious.

SpardaSon was replying to a post about developing the ability to fire beams of antimatter. Mr. SpardaSon here wished to develop the ability to fire beams of antimatter from his eyes, because otherwise, the right honorable Mr. SpardaSon contended, there would be no point.

But I, to the contrary, contended that if one might deploy antimatter in one's ejaculate, one could vaporize one's sex partners, thereby emulating the fundamental conceit of famous indie film LIQUID SKY. Additionally one could become pretty effective at sexual assault, however I would not want to do this as I am a civilized man who holds teatimes and respects my fellow man and women.

I guess it is important that we split out single posts though otherwise our threads might not be RAILROADS and the railroad is the key to the colonization of the west.



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Offline General Battuta

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I have never touched spirits! Nor other indulgences of sin, to wit, peyote, or that Eastern vice, opium.


 

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He seems to have gotten a severe case of Mobius' disease.
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Offline Kolgena

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I'm lost.

You said "her sex partners", then talked about antimatter in ejaculate. Your physiology is inconsistent.

 

Offline General Battuta

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I'm lost.

You said "her sex partners", then talked about antimatter in ejaculate. Your physiology is inconsistent.

Not so, good sir, not at all! You have simply misparsed my meaning! The means may vary, but the mechanism remains consistent: namely, the discorporification of one's partner at the moment of physical release! Is the scope of modern medical science not remarkable?

 

Offline Mars

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LMFAO.

 

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Battuta's tangent.

*snicker*

 

Offline Flipside

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Tangents are a SIN!

Oh wait, no, a SIN is Opposite over Hypotenuse....

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Offline Snail

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Tangents are a SIN!

Oh wait, no, a SIN is Opposite over Hypotenuse....

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Funny Cos it's true


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or drink all six yourself and get into a fight with him over it.
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This tangent is now hyperbolic
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