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Offline Topgun

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #20 on: February 08, 2011, 10:09:45 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on February 08, 2011, 10:07:37 pm
Quote from: iamzack on February 08, 2011, 09:03:47 pm
wow, three candidates for anal pwnage already

It doesn't specify anal.

yeah, how do you know we aren't GIRLS, HUH?
 

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #21 on: February 08, 2011, 10:14:45 pm
Quote from: Topgun on February 08, 2011, 10:09:45 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on February 08, 2011, 10:07:37 pm
Quote from: iamzack on February 08, 2011, 09:03:47 pm
wow, three candidates for anal pwnage already

It doesn't specify anal.

yeah, how do you know we aren't GIRLS, HUH?

And some of us happen to actually BE girls....
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Offline iamzack

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #22 on: February 08, 2011, 10:17:10 pm
It doesn't speicfy anything -> hole of my choosing
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #23 on: February 08, 2011, 10:32:35 pm
Emerald Attention Whore

Seems the most fitting name to me.
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #24 on: February 08, 2011, 10:34:07 pm
Quote from: Hades on February 08, 2011, 10:32:35 pm
Emerald Attention Whore

Seems the most fitting name to me.

You're like 12, where did you learn language like that, your mummy ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #25 on: February 08, 2011, 10:35:18 pm
Well, if you're dead-set on Emerald, then I suggest Emerald Drazi.

...

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Offline iamzack

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #26 on: February 08, 2011, 10:37:35 pm
Emerald is my given first name. I don't wanna change it.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #27 on: February 08, 2011, 10:39:27 pm
Quote from: iamzack on February 08, 2011, 10:37:35 pm
Emerald is my given first name. I don't wanna change it.
oh that changes everything. Bottles then.
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #28 on: February 08, 2011, 11:12:03 pm
 

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #29 on: February 09, 2011, 12:04:57 am
We've been over this before.  Change your surname to "Weapon."  :yes:
 

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #30 on: February 09, 2011, 12:29:28 am
Quote from: iamzack on February 08, 2011, 10:37:35 pm
Emerald is my given first name. I don't wanna change it.
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #31 on: February 09, 2011, 01:01:46 am
I didn't see Derouiche on the list???????
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #32 on: February 09, 2011, 01:09:52 am
Quote from: FUBAR-BDHR on February 09, 2011, 01:01:46 am
I didn't see Derouiche on the list???????

No, don't make it happen.

DON'T.
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #33 on: February 09, 2011, 01:33:13 am
I find your lack of original choices disturbing.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #34 on: February 09, 2011, 03:32:06 am
Guitars.
Biosystems.
Dream.
Surf City.
Picard.
5000.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #35 on: February 09, 2011, 05:52:59 am
Actually, I'm going to vote snuffleupagus purely in the amused hope that you'll try to carry that threat out.
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #36 on: February 09, 2011, 08:50:54 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on February 09, 2011, 05:52:59 am
Actually, I'm going to vote snuffleupagus purely in the amused hope that you'll try to carry that threat out.

Me thinks you got the last two options mixed up.  :P
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #37 on: February 09, 2011, 09:15:31 am
No, I read them both as threats since the elephants are still 20+ miles from where I live. And the pink strapon is a pretty weak threat, tbh.
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #38 on: February 09, 2011, 09:45:36 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on February 09, 2011, 05:52:59 am
Actually, I'm going to vote snuffleupagus purely in the amused hope that you'll try to carry that threat out.

There should be some kind of "International carry that **** out day", where people who make threats on the internet have to follow through. You could have charities fly the less fortunate trolls out to distant places and stuff.
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Re: iamzack's new surname
Reply #39 on: February 09, 2011, 09:58:17 am
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