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Offline Snail

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #20 on: February 11, 2011, 04:19:14 pm
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #21 on: February 11, 2011, 04:23:23 pm
















« Last Edit: February 11, 2011, 04:52:37 pm by iamzack »
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Hades

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #22 on: February 11, 2011, 04:28:58 pm
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #23 on: February 11, 2011, 04:29:39 pm
















« Last Edit: February 11, 2011, 04:39:57 pm by iamzack »
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #24 on: February 11, 2011, 04:40:20 pm

Edit: ****ing ****ty word filter *****ing about ****ing normal words. **** this ****. ****!
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 04:11:02 pm by Jeff Vader »
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #25 on: February 11, 2011, 04:41:14 pm












« Last Edit: February 11, 2011, 04:53:32 pm by iamzack »
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #26 on: February 11, 2011, 05:05:03 pm
omgsh
 

Offline Topgun

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #27 on: February 11, 2011, 09:19:01 pm
EDIT: Oh wait that's the wrong kind of pussy.
Link removed.
 

Offline Qent

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #28 on: February 12, 2011, 02:56:21 am
Jeff the censor breaks your image. :(
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #29 on: February 12, 2011, 05:29:54 am
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
  

Offline Gortef

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #30 on: February 14, 2011, 02:09:45 am


cute fail
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #31 on: February 14, 2011, 11:37:45 am
Quote from: iamzack on February 11, 2011, 04:16:55 pm

I went, "dawwwwwwww!" And then thought if that cat was fast enough to evade being pushed off the building.

Quote from: Gortef on February 14, 2011, 02:09:45 am


cute fail
The fail part of that is it's backwards. It was actually pretty cute.
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GTSVA: With who...?
Nuke: chewbacca?
Bob-san: The Rancor.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #32 on: February 14, 2011, 12:19:49 pm
courtesy of turambar:

WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #33 on: February 14, 2011, 06:22:22 pm
























« Last Edit: February 14, 2011, 06:30:10 pm by iamzack »
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #34 on: February 14, 2011, 06:28:51 pm
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


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Everyone else takes normal damage."

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"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


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Re: kitteh...
Reply #35 on: February 14, 2011, 06:33:04 pm
Surely this has been more than enough kitties...
" Twas brillig and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimble through the wabe/ all mimsy were the borogroves/ and the mome raths outgrabe"
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #36 on: February 14, 2011, 06:37:29 pm
















WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #37 on: February 14, 2011, 06:44:21 pm
Quote from: sayoqod on February 14, 2011, 06:33:04 pm
Surely this has been more than enough kitties...

There is no such thing.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline iamzack

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #38 on: February 14, 2011, 06:48:30 pm
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: kitteh...
Reply #39 on: February 14, 2011, 06:49:16 pm
Does this mean if your cat poops on the floor where it can be easily found, it has a scat fetish?
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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