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Offline General Battuta

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Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
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hang on i'll put some content here when i get off the phone with the editor

Okey dokey, I just heard back from the Dell Magazines Award, a contest run by the publishers of Asimov's and judged by Sheila Williams, one of the top editors in the SF field. Past winners include Cory Doctorow, now a NYT bestseller, my friend David Barr Kirtley, a successful short fiction writer, and more. Winners - and runners-up - get flown to the International Conference for the Fantastic in the Arts. Last time I placed I spent the weekend hanging with a delightfully [redacted] Joe Haldeman and such luminaries as Ted Chiang, Rob Sawyer, Vernor Vinge, R. Scott Bakker, Tim Zahn and more.

I have a history with these awards! The second-to-last time I applied I took an honorable mention with a story about a PTSD-afflicted giant mech pilot endlessly reliving his own war experience in the confines of his own VR-augmented skull, and the travails of the counselor networked in to pull him out. Last time I applied I got second place with a story about a gang of AI hunters who stumble upon a group of virtual human infants raised in total sensory deprivation. This was my last year of eligibility so I knew that I had to equip my most formidable neuroprosaic turbines and risk complete synaptic burnout in order to finally reach THE TOP

This time around I am happy to report that a story I posted for conference here on HLP, The Immaculate Conception of Private Sunilben, took home first. It will be published by Asimov's (giving me my first professional credit). Better yet, the awards were completely swept by my fellow graduates of the Alpha workshop, establishing us as the coolest cats in town. They are all young women because men can't write for **** any more. On that note I'm off for my sex change.

rock

all battutas rejoice for writerttuta

*for values of greatest writer parametrized by greatest writers who submitted manuscripts written during time in college to the Dell Magazines Award in the year 2010
« Last Edit: February 15, 2011, 02:22:33 pm by General Battuta »

 
Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Congratulattuta!

Which version of the story won? The one you screened to us, or the revised version that you mentioned a while back?

 

Offline General Battuta

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There were a fair number of revisions, some of which went out to later readers, but the final version was one produced when a late HLP draft was conferenced on the alpha-crits listhost.

 

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BRAVO GENERAL   :yes: :yes: :yes:

 

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ALL GLORY TO THE GENERAL!
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Ho, ho, ho, to the bottle I go
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Rain may fall and wind may blow,
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but under a tall tree I will lie!

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Congratulations Authortutta.

You are hereby awarded the HLP Distinguished Verbosity Order


“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

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That was certainly better than most published scifi stories I've read. Congrats!

 

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Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Congratulations! But remember:

If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

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“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”

 

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Hooray

 

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Congratulations!

Be prepared for the real work, though.
Relaxed movement is always more effective than forced movement.

 

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*pretends he knows who any of the notables mentioned in the first post are, so as to fit in with the cool kids*

*gives up and just offers congratulations instead*

  

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All 5000 goobers congratulate all battutas!

Also, StarSlayer's image is A-1 SUPAR.  I shall investigate creating a badge.

EDIT: If you get to hang out with Joe Haldeman again, ask him to write another FS1 fanfic.  Or FS2, if you prefer.

 

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... I had to equip my most formidable neuroprosaic turbines and risk complete synaptic burnout in order to finally reach THE TOP
THE TOP

AIM FOR THE TOP!

Battuta uses hard work and guts to eradicate the Space Monsters achieve authoritarian victory!
All redsnipers salute all Battutas!

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All ttutas rejoice at authorttuta becoming greatest author in Amerittua.
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17:37:11   SpardaSon21: even the males?
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[21:51] <@Droid803> this will be SLIIIIIGHTLY awkward
[21:51] <@Droid803> as this rich psychic girl will now be tsundere for a loli.
[21:51] <@Droid803> OH WELLL.

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[07:58:19] <Caiaphas> apparently people can't take 20 gees for 5 continuous seconds
[08:00:11] <Caiaphas> the plane however performed admirably, and only crashed because it no longer had any guidance systems

 

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Congratulations to all battutas. :)

 
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Congrats to you Batutta! (Plural?) Here's hoping you go far with this.

 

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Awesome! When will it debut for the General Publick if it hasn't already? :yes:

 

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I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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John Scalzi took that picture, John Scalzi is a science fiction writer, I could well be the next SF writer to make a cat meme :colbert: