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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Why I hate the USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought a knife set.  They carded me of course, and said I could have it.  I picked up Desert Seige for Ghost Recon, and....
THEY FRIGGIN CARDED ME FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

And said I couldn't buy the damn thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's those damned anti-NRA **** wads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That's it! I'm moving to Canada.





I bet this will get locked but oh well.  I'm pissed
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

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Thank the ridiculous leftists and soccermoms that think that video games induce violence and yet poor parenting doesn't......
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

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Where did you go?
I finally destoryed the Shivan armada and all I got was this lousy T shirt.

 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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I could on and on about anti-NRA ppl. I mean, if they think that guns were made olny for shooting people then they have something seirously worng with then, they are most likely the people to go out with a 10-guage and shoot everyone around them, just becasue you have a gun it dosent mean you'll shoot ppl for no reason for it, Id rather have a gun hidden in my car if someone tryed to pull me out during a red light or if someone was going to try to kill me while I was in my house, or what if you legilly hunted to make some extra money or something
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Wal-mart
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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Were is Larry the Cable Guy when you need him ;)
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Ummm....go Canada! :)
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Ummm....go Canada! :)

Amen....

 

Offline Stryke 9

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They're not exactly "leftists". Fascism (which this really would be a sample of- overregulation, near-total government control, that sort of thing) is technically rightist, with anarchy (no set laws at all) being the epitome of leftism. The two terms, like a good portion of the parts of the English language I happened to like, have been abducted by morons in recent years, but that doesn't mean you have to dignify their illiteracy with acceptance and usage of the terms. These are the sorts of people who ban and burn books because they're 'offensive', make no mistake- they are anything but liberal and leftist. Particularly the former, in its proper usage.

Recognize the beast for what it is, that is key.

 

Offline phreak

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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
I could on and on about anti-NRA ppl. I mean, if they think that guns were made olny for shooting people then they have something seirously worng with then, they are most likely the people to go out with a 10-guage and shoot everyone around them, just becasue you have a gun it dosent mean you'll shoot ppl for no reason for it, Id rather have a gun hidden in my car if someone tryed to pull me out during a red light or if someone was going to try to kill me while I was in my house, or what if you legilly hunted to make some extra money or something


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Offline Stryke 9

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And what exactly are guns FOR if not for killing stuff, then? They make expensive riveters, and that's the end of their practical applications in the non-killing-stuff field. Don't get me wrong, I like carrying around a huge metal stick that makes a really loud noise, jumps about, and makes thing several hundred yards away fly apart quite a lot, possibly more than most, but you have to recognise that the whole point of a gun is to kill things with it. It's not just a fancy, rather heavy and dangerous toy, it's a weapon. For killing people. Nothing else. I have reasons for prefering to possess weapons myself (such as eventual armed revolt), but you can't go living under the illusion that guns are perfectly innocent devices that are not there expressly TO do all sorts of illegal ****. I am under no illusions that, say, my machete is much other than a maiming implement (out here, at least. We don't get much underbrush in farm country). That doesn't mean that it needs to be confiscated (yeah, just try to take it from me. Go ahead. I just trimmed the sheath so I can get it out faster), but I have no reasonable expectation that anyone would listen to me if I denied that the only thing I could do with it other than play with it is hack at things. A gun is even more specialized- it's useless should you ever need to slaughter a hog (well, you never know...), and you can't go cut down bushes with it. Just shoot stuff. Propel tiny little lead slugs into things, which makes most types of animals die.

 

Offline Thorn

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I'm one of those "Guns dont kill people, people kill people" people...

 

Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
I mean, if they think that guns were made olny for shooting people then they have something seirously worng with then


damn, stryke9 beat me at it. Can you tell me what a gun is for?
youhou, another guy who lives in wonderland! you're all settling a colony at HLP, right? :lol:
edit: Thorn, I really don't care if people have weapons or not. But when a kid find the weapon in his father's desk, and accidentally kill a his little brother, who do you blame? the kid? don't think so. guns are dangerous, they're weapons.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2002, 07:51:43 pm by 83 »
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Thorn

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damn, stryke9 beat me at it. Can you tell me what a gun is for?
youhou, another guy who lives in wonderland! you're all settling a colony at HLP, right? :lol:
edit: Thorn, I really don't care if people have weapons or not. But when a kid find the weapon in his father's desk, and accidentally kill a his little brother, who do you blame? the kid? don't think so. guns are dangerous, they're weapons.  

Which is why they should be stored properly...
Under lock and key, or at least where the kid cant get at it..

 

Offline delta_7890

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Which is why they should be stored properly...
Under lock and key, or at least where the kid cant get at it..


Exactly.  Is it the gun's fault little Timmy died?  No.  Would he have died if the gun wasn't there?  Of course he wouldn't have, but is the gun to blame?  Any father who places a firearm in the reach of a small child should hang himself, that's simply bad parenting.
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Offline Kitsune

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Ooh, touchy NRA issue.
CodeDog, I'm assuming that you're under 21 if they said you couldn't purchase it.  18 is the legal age to get anything bigger than a swiss army knife (And even then if a cop asks you if you have a weapon you have to tell him about it, it has a 3" blade.  Can't carry one onto a plane either.)  

But as for Guns and killing people.

I am highly against the stance that California is taking as far as gun control.
Taking weapons out of the hands of innocent people and making them illegal is complete bull*moo*.
Because guns can always be found if you know who to go talk to, but the government doesn't care if someone breaks into your house while you're asleep and can't defend yourself.  Just ask anyone who's ever been convicted of a felony.  They're not allowed to own any 'Weapon'.  Not even a baseball bat.

Did you know that guns are almost 100% illegal in Australia?
If you're not a cop, you have no legal reason to own any firearm.

What's even worse, up till a year ago (maybe still today) the law there has no definition of a Home Invasion.  (When someone armed breaks into your home.)

Gah, I'm ranting...  

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Wal-mart



"wal-mart".............nufff said.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY EVEN CARD YOU FOR CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

Offline Thorn

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY EVEN CARD YOU FOR CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

They dont up here, they just think you're smart and give you the freakin condoms...

 

Offline Nico

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Exactly.  Is it the gun's fault little Timmy died?  No.  Would he have died if the gun wasn't there?  Of course he wouldn't have, but is the gun to blame?  Any father who places a firearm in the reach of a small child should hang himself, that's simply bad parenting.


come on. If the kid wants to get the weapon, he will, one way or another. While dad is sleeping, or any other way, a key can always be found. You have no idea what a kid can do to impress his lil sis or his friends, it seems. There's no more twisted mind than one of a 10 year old child.
Oh, and on another note: what is the gun for? self defense? what's the use if it's locked?
As I said, i don't care if people have a gun or not ( as long as they don't shoot at me :p ), but I kindda miss the logic there. A good old baseball batt is much better, IMHO. First, you don't need to lock it, your kids won't get killed with that. Second, you won't hesitate before using it ( don't tell me if you have a gun and someone slips in your house, you will fire at sight :rolleye: ). Third, you won't get in jail coz you killed someone who broke into your house ( kindda unfair no? ). fourth, it's more fun... her... forget that one
oh, and fifth: it's cheaper :p
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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"wal-mart".............nufff said.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY EVEN CARD YOU FOR CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


I thought alot of ppl wanted to let ppl buy condoms at a young age to prevent teen pregencys
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