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Offline Bobboau

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I thought "they" were passing condoms out at schools
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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I'M TRYING TO BUY A FREAKING COMPUTER GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I want a gun I'll just have Dad buy it for me. :D

BTW, where I live ppl do a lot of hunting of all kinds so guns are not useless.

And Venom you won't go to jail if they are in your house with a weapon, or if it is at night they can be in your yard with a weapon.
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Offline Thorn

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Originally posted by Bobboau
I thought "they" were passing condoms out at schools

"they" are...
we had some sort of healt awareness day at school... we got dental floss too...
Let me tell you, condoms and dental floss are things that you should not give to teenagers at the same time....
we had helium filled condoms flying around everywhere, dont ask me where they got the helium...
condoms on doorknobs (these are the lubricated ones), on faucets...
ove peoples heads...inflated....

 

Offline Mr. Vega

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Ah yes, the paranoid, lazy soccer moms.

I have a relative who was a former prosecutor. He remembers a lot of murder cases, and you know how many had guns for defence? A lot. How many succesfully defended themselves? None that he remembers.

Conclusion: NRA is evil, but if I had to choose them between them and the soccers moms, I'd pick the NRA.
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Offline Nico

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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
[BAnd Venom you won't go to jail if they are in your house with a weapon, or if it is at night they can be in your yard with a weapon. [/B]


Ah? Well USA is cool, coz here, a murder is a murder, whatever happens :p You might get a relax ( translation?) because of self-defense, but that's all.

edit: relax= discharge maybe. bah, who cares.
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Originally posted by Thorn

"they" are...
we had some sort of healt awareness day at school... we got dental floss too...
Let me tell you, condoms and dental floss are things that you should not give to teenagers at the same time....
we had helium filled condoms flying around everywhere, dont ask me where they got the helium...
condoms on doorknobs (these are the lubricated ones), on faucets...
ove peoples heads...inflated....


damn, I never thought of that, "they" should make a 600 usese for condoms like how they have for WD40 and Ducttape :D
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Offline Styxx

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I thought "they" were passing condoms out at schools


Around here they give you condoms everywhere... just ask Shrike about it. :D
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Ah, and about guns: criminals will always have access to guns. It's stupid to forbit the civilian access to them too - you're basically saying that any and all honest citizens must be at the complete mercy of any criminal with a gun. And all of them have guns.
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Offline CP5670

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Conclusion: NRA is evil, but if I had to choose them between them and the soccers moms, I'd pick the NRA.


My thoughts exactly. :yes:

 

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NRA Rulz! Its whats keeps this a free country. Think about it, we are one of the few countries left in the world where its civilians can keep and bear arms. If someone were to try and invade they would be dealing with more than just our military. Remember, Guns dont kill people, people kill people, so be responsible :D
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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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NRA Rulz! Its whats keeps this a free country. Think about it, we are one of the few countries left in the world where its civilians can keep and bear arms. If someone were to try and invade they would be dealing with more than just our military. Remember, Guns dont kill people, people kill people, so be responsible :D


the right to bear arms has nothing to do with being a free country. If everyone gave his/her firearm the country would be just as free.

The NRA is dangerous, because it's a huge and powerful lobby-group.

Where I live (Belgium) guns are illegal and rightly so. However, given to proper procedures and papers you can get one. Usually a small sidearm. That's because you don't need more. No civilian has any use (except in the case of hunting maybe) for an entire arsenal of weapons, or military grade weapons, for anything else than purposes which can't stand day-light.

Or are the rumors that some parts of the US have become militia country false? Because from what we hear those militias are nothing better than some gang controlled by a warlord.
Your government allows shadow-armies to operate on your territory without, apparently, having good enough legal power to smite them. Which shows that people in general aren't responsible enough to have guns in the first place.
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Crazy_Ivan80 said:

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Or are the rumors that some parts of the US have become militia country false? Because from what we hear those militias are nothing better than some gang controlled by a warlord.
Your government allows shadow-armies to operate on your territory without, apparently, having good enough legal power to smite them. Which shows that people in general aren't responsible enough to have guns in the first place.


I do agree with part of that.   People individually don't need assault rifles.  What are you going to hunt?  A whole herd of buffalo?

Granted if someone wielding a 9mm pistol broke into my place, and I confronted him with an M-16A1 assault rifle.  I don't think he'd ever get the smell out of his pants.  

Hunting rifles, pump action shotguns, pistols, those are one thing.  There's no reason not to let people have them.

But things like ak-47's, M-16's, scorpions, uzi's...  There isn't any reason to need those things.

And if America DID get invaded (I wanna know how they hell "THEY" made it across the ocean or canada without us noticing first and turning their ranks into confetti.) The national guard would issue appropriate weapons to the people and instruct them on how to use them.  (Provided the people weren't crazy or something.)  
Why?  They don't stockpile those things without a good reason.

Not to mention any invading force would have to contend with all the cops too.  (Who are in an never-ending war to keep up with the criminals in terms of firepower.)

What are cops using these days?  .45's?  It's been awhile since I've used one, but still.  

Gah!  Ranting again!

--edit--
Oh yeah, the part I didn't agree with you on.
People as a whole aren't capable with doing much.  People as a whole are stupid.
A PERSON, now that's a different matter.

Look at all the soccer games where there's riots and stuff.  Hell, I still have clippings somewhere where a team who didn't win the internationals didn't go back home because they feared what the people would do to them!
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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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that's why I said: 'People in general'
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Offline Dark_4ce

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**** guns, and **** violence! If it were up to me, I'd send every single fire arm to the damn moon! I've seen what guns can do, and it really aint pritty. And whats with this whole "guns don't kill people, people do" thing? Well, I could just as well say "Guns don't kill people, bullets do!" And if people are really worried about people coming into their homes, why don't have a baseball bat? Or a better security system? And think about it this way, what happens if the burglar find you're gun? Or what if you shoot the person who came in to rob you? You might call it self defence maybe, but trust me, it won't be any good, cause you'll be stuck with the thought that you've actually killed someone. Trust me, people do not need guns, for any bloody purpose. Think of it logically, what is the true purpose of a gun? (I'm not talking about hunting rifles, cause they have a purpose, although I don't see why people need to have to urge to go out and kill something like a deer, elk, or moose. Maybe the thought of killing exites them... The only place I would think rifles should be allowed would be up north where there are bear hazards, and theres no other way to stop an invading bear than to pop one in the skull. )
If you think about it, there is no real purpose in owning a gun exceot for maybe having some sort of machismo ego problem ,where you think owning a gun makes you feel that much cooler. Like my friend. He owns a gun, a glock 17. I ask him "Why'd you buy a gun?" he said "Cause I want one. Anyway, I'll use it in a shooting club." Ok, whoopee. So he goes and spends alot of money on a piece of metal that he can only use in a shooting gallery? In which, by the way, had a horrible shooting spree 3 years back when a woman decided to go in there a kill couple of people. Anyway, he's stopped going there now, and his lovely gun is collecting dust on his shelf. A potential hazard for god knows whom. I know, that you have to be responsible whne owning a gun, but for christ sakes, people are people. We always screw up every now and then.
So all in all, guns are pointless, useless and dangerous. It gives you a false sence of security and thats all.

On another note, this whole thing about blaming video games and movies for teenage violence in the States is ludicrous. I'm pritty sure everyone agrees "most" of those school shootouts and teeange violece can be led back to bad upbringing. Looking at the laws from another country, its quite funny how the law system in the US considers it's people so stupid. Do they really think that if you're under the age of 18 or 21, that when you buy a game and play it, that you'll be totaly propelled into thoughtless acts of violence? Oh well, I'm a realist, and I know that there'll always be violence in the world, people will always blame it on something. However guns have contributed to more deaths than ANY other forms of death in history. "Guns don't kill people, people WITH guns kill people."


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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people.  Ask a doctor, it's a medical fact you can't die from a bulet.  You can die of ogran failure, cardiac arrest or a hemorage.  Small piece of metal ain't the problem.  Besides, I use only use my machine gun in the safety of my own home or the car.  I ain't hurtin' nobody.  And countries that don't have guns ain't American."

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