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WOuld you like to have toilets designed in this manner?

Yes - toilet fashion all the way!
6 (25%)
I don\'t care, as long as it works.
7 (29.2%)
No, it\'s a waste of money and a strain on the eyes
0 (0%)
I cannot believe you\'re asking...
11 (45.8%)

Total Members Voted: 24

Voting closed: May 08, 2002, 06:10:15 pm

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Offline Sandwich

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on: May 08, 2002, 06:08:15 pm
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #1 on: May 08, 2002, 06:13:14 pm
:lol::wakka::lol:

Where did you find that sandwich? or did you make that?

and ermmmm....why the hell are you asking? :D
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #2 on: May 08, 2002, 06:13:44 pm
For those who find flushing too complicated?:D
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Offline heretic

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Reply #3 on: May 08, 2002, 06:27:34 pm
another iparody :rolleyes:
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Offline mikhael

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Reply #4 on: May 08, 2002, 06:52:51 pm
Cute, but derivative. There was an iMac parody featuring toilets about two or three years ago.  I think "**** Different." was the tag line.
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Offline icespeed

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Reply #5 on: May 08, 2002, 07:05:45 pm
Was at school, reading this with a bunch of friends.
laughing our heads off! (NB. Jimbo is cool) I didn't type that last sentence, by the by, someone else did.
Anyway. this is really really STUPID. Someone is really really BORED, to make up all this stuff... unless its a real ad...
:D:ha:
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Offline Alikchi

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Reply #6 on: May 08, 2002, 07:09:23 pm
Um, interesting..
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Reply #7 on: May 08, 2002, 07:27:46 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
Where did you find that sandwich? or did you make that?D


Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
unless its a real ad... :D:ha:


Read the fine print at bottom. :D
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Corsair

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Reply #8 on: May 08, 2002, 07:36:10 pm
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Originally posted by sandwich
Read the fine print at bottom. :D

:doh: I didn't even see that! :doh:
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #9 on: May 08, 2002, 08:01:38 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair

:doh: I didn't even see that! :doh:


lol
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline JR2000Z

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Reply #10 on: May 08, 2002, 08:11:46 pm
:wtf:
I finally destoryed the Shivan armada and all I got was this lousy T shirt.
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #11 on: May 08, 2002, 08:15:09 pm
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When the message box pops up telling you that the iToilet has clogged, simply click the restart button in the dialogue box. Keep clicking this button until you realise that it won't do anything anyway because the iToilet has totally frozen and is not responding. Proceed to Step 2

So true...
:lol::lol::lol:
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #12 on: May 08, 2002, 08:18:46 pm
Seen this one before, but it was still pretty funny. :D
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #13 on: May 08, 2002, 09:20:02 pm
:rolleyes:  @ whole topic
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #14 on: May 08, 2002, 10:11:01 pm
Heh, funny. Saw somthing similar when the iMac was launched... but not with this much work put into it...
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Offline Zeronet

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Reply #15 on: May 09, 2002, 02:01:43 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon

So true...
:lol::lol::lol:
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #16 on: May 09, 2002, 04:18:36 am
Hehe :lol:

I must confess that I've never seen that one before, quite funny... and true too in many points :D
Habeeb it...
 

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Reply #17 on: May 09, 2002, 04:44:10 am
Actually, to be honest, I like Macs. I don't use 'em, but I like them. :)
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #18 on: May 09, 2002, 07:18:32 am
I don't mean that I really hate the Macs either. I have used them quite a lot now in school and I must say that there are some really good things in Macs too

But overall i prefer PC ;)
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #19 on: May 09, 2002, 07:27:37 am
Fine with me, until Microsoft doesn't go into toilet business. That way, the toilet won't  either flush, will demand for bigger ****, or just shove everything back to where it came from.
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