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Offline achtung

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Scientology Ads
on: March 14, 2011, 05:57:58 pm
Every single time I drop into GD I see a Scientology ad. Are they targeting me? Should I fear Sea Org?
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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 06:08:48 pm
I dropped into this thread, got a scientology ad.

You've summoned them.
 

Offline bobbtmann

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 07:19:36 pm
You'd think with all the flashy hollywood stars they would have flashier advertisements.
 

Offline Bobboau

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 07:20:11 pm
just remember every time you see one of those adds it's a few cents fewer to hire PIs.
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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 07:35:27 pm
Quote from: Scotty on March 14, 2011, 06:08:48 pm
I dropped into this thread, got a scientology ad.

You've summoned them.
:eek: Me too!

EDIT: Actually one was "Truth about Scientology" and the other was "Dove@Damage Therapy."
« Last Edit: March 14, 2011, 08:27:47 pm by Qent »
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #5 on: March 14, 2011, 07:59:54 pm
Quote from: Qent on March 14, 2011, 07:35:27 pm
Quote from: Scotty on March 14, 2011, 06:08:48 pm
I dropped into this thread, got a scientology ad.

You've summoned them.
:eek: Me too!

I'm sure its a monster movie tvtrope.
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Offline Kolgena

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #6 on: March 14, 2011, 08:18:09 pm
Oh god. I actually clicked on this thread expecting dead space, until I realized unitology!=scientology.
 

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #7 on: March 14, 2011, 08:28:32 pm
Scientology rules man!
It explains all in the universe, don't you wanna know guys?... the answer to everything is: 23.
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Offline Sololop

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 08:50:17 pm
I got an ad to play "Plants vs Zombies"  :confused:
 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #9 on: March 14, 2011, 08:55:01 pm
Quote from: Rodo on March 14, 2011, 08:28:32 pm
Scientology rules man!
It explains all in the universe, don't you wanna know guys?... the answer to everything is: 23.

It's 42, you fool!

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 09:24:17 pm
Quote from: Thaeris on March 14, 2011, 08:55:01 pm
Quote from: Rodo on March 14, 2011, 08:28:32 pm
Scientology rules man!
It explains all in the universe, don't you wanna know guys?... the answer to everything is: 23.

It's 42, you fool!

:p


That's what the Thetans want you to think...... :)
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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #11 on: March 14, 2011, 09:26:57 pm
Funny, I don't see any ads.  Oh, wait, I'm using AdBlock Plus.
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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #12 on: March 14, 2011, 09:28:07 pm
Warning: Incoming Flames.
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #13 on: March 14, 2011, 09:30:32 pm
Quote from: Kopachris on March 14, 2011, 09:26:57 pm
Funny, I don't see any ads.  Oh, wait, I'm using AdBlock Plus.

Oh dear.

edit to explain:  HLP's hosting is not free.  If you block all the ads, then the site makes zero revenue while you add to the traffic.

I'm not saying that you're legally required to allow ads, but it's a real dick move if you don't.
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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #14 on: March 14, 2011, 09:44:52 pm
I got 50/50: a mixed adwords ad for Scientology and shampoo.

I hereby summon ads for Adobe Photoshop, Pagemaker, and Creative Suite. Any others you'd like to conjure?
 

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #15 on: March 14, 2011, 09:57:11 pm
Quote from: Sushi on March 14, 2011, 09:44:52 pm
Any others you'd like to conjure?

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #16 on: March 14, 2011, 10:39:11 pm
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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #17 on: March 14, 2011, 11:00:59 pm
I always always click the Scientology ads. They pay for every click
 

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Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 12:04:14 am
yeah, and who ever owns the site gets charged with click fraud.
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Offline watsisname

Re: Scientology Ads
Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 12:05:40 am
Quote from: Topgun on March 14, 2011, 11:00:59 pm
I always always click the Scientology ads. They pay for every click

yeah, don't do that.
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