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Offline General Battuta

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Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
on: March 15, 2011, 01:10:47 pm
This is the coolest ****ing thing. (props to Gortef)

o7, spacebat

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #1 on: March 15, 2011, 01:15:19 pm
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<Nuclear1> i might be a sap
<Nuclear1> but that almost brought a tear to my eyes

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 01:20:16 pm
How long until PETA tries to ban space exploration?
el hombre vicio...
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #3 on: March 15, 2011, 01:23:42 pm
"and they hurled themselves into the void of space with no fear"
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #4 on: March 15, 2011, 01:25:08 pm
Am trying to think of a quote that combines 'Bat' with 'Tutta'....
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #5 on: March 15, 2011, 01:27:52 pm
All bats salute glorious spacebat for advancing cause of batflight.
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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #6 on: March 15, 2011, 01:36:14 pm
i figure the bat would have succumb to the immense drag forces on his body and fall from the shuttle long before the ship made the space boundary, probably getting incinerated in the process. but brownie points for trying.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #7 on: March 15, 2011, 01:37:16 pm
Quote from: Nuke on March 15, 2011, 01:36:14 pm
i figure the bat would have succumb to the immense drag forces on his body and fall from the shuttle long before the ship made the space boundary, probably getting incinerated in the process. but brownie points for trying.

missing the point here
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #8 on: March 15, 2011, 01:53:11 pm
Sounds like
Quote from: General Battuta on March 15, 2011, 01:37:16 pm
Quote from: Nuke on March 15, 2011, 01:36:14 pm
i figure the bat would have succumb to the immense drag forces on his body and fall from the shuttle long before the ship made the space boundary, probably getting incinerated in the process. but brownie points for trying.

missing the point here

Typical Nuke? :p
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #9 on: March 15, 2011, 01:54:15 pm
Quote from: Rodo on March 15, 2011, 01:20:16 pm
How long until PETA tries to ban space exploration?
I lol'd.

That bat had Balls of Steele.
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #10 on: March 15, 2011, 02:03:20 pm
Quote from: Unknown Target on March 15, 2011, 01:53:11 pm
Sounds like
Quote from: General Battuta on March 15, 2011, 01:37:16 pm
Quote from: Nuke on March 15, 2011, 01:36:14 pm
i figure the bat would have succumb to the immense drag forces on his body and fall from the shuttle long before the ship made the space boundary, probably getting incinerated in the process. but brownie points for trying.

missing the point here

Typical Nuke? :p

i sure as hell dont want to be riding tailgate on that ship when it hits maxQ (a fraction of maxQ would have been enough to make the critter loose its grip).
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 02:50:06 pm
Godspeed, Spacebat, Godspeed. :yes:
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #12 on: March 15, 2011, 03:04:51 pm
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #13 on: March 15, 2011, 03:14:37 pm
Google
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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #14 on: March 15, 2011, 03:30:18 pm


* watsisname salutes as tears stream down his face
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #15 on: March 15, 2011, 03:40:10 pm
this thread was so worth it

go with god, spacebat :(
 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #16 on: March 15, 2011, 06:26:27 pm
wtf is going on this is from 2009 but all posts are timestamped 2011 is the timewarp back fuuuuuuuuuuu-
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The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #17 on: March 15, 2011, 06:41:16 pm
Don't panic, it's just a jump to the lefad;ksjfhakldjfg;karjgn;k;************************FUUUUUUUUU
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 07:10:38 pm
Truly the manliest bat I have ever had the pleasure of knowing existed.
  

Offline Kosh

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Re: Crippled Bat Clings to Space Shuttle, Dies Gloriously
Reply #19 on: March 15, 2011, 07:36:51 pm
Didn't this happen a few years ago?
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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