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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: One day...
Reply #40 on: March 27, 2011, 03:35:42 pm
...In the same ship that Alpha 1 is in, completely forgetting that they had set Alpha 1 up the bomb in the first place.
 

Offline sigtau

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Re: One day...
Reply #41 on: March 27, 2011, 03:45:38 pm
Alpha 1, being the badass he is, barely escapes the ship when...
Who uses forum signatures anymore?
 

Offline Snail

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Re: One day...
Reply #42 on: March 27, 2011, 03:45:54 pm
there was an explosion
 

Offline watsisname

Re: One day...
Reply #43 on: March 27, 2011, 03:50:34 pm
Alpha 1, now deprived of his ship, proceeds to hijack the nearest
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline JCDNWarrior

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Re: One day...
Reply #44 on: March 27, 2011, 04:04:20 pm
Shivan troop transport carrier
I'm all about getting the most out of games, so whenever I discover something very strange or push the limits, I upload them here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/JCDentonCZ

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The End of History has come and gone.
 

Offline Kopachris

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Re: One day...
Reply #45 on: March 27, 2011, 04:21:08 pm
where he was greeted by...
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Offline redsniper

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Re: One day...
Reply #46 on: March 27, 2011, 04:41:00 pm
BABIES! 400 BABIES!
Alpha 1 proceeds to consume the babies and then...
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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Offline Snail

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Re: One day...
Reply #47 on: March 27, 2011, 04:59:41 pm
the politically correct police decide that they find this VERY offensive
 

Offline AtomicClucker

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Re: One day...
Reply #48 on: March 27, 2011, 05:20:56 pm
and banned dead baby jokes to no avail...
Blame Blue Planet for my Freespace2 addiction.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: One day...
Reply #49 on: March 27, 2011, 07:41:17 pm
as zey ver blitzed by ze irony nazis...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Kopachris

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Re: One day...
Reply #50 on: March 27, 2011, 07:58:25 pm
But there were still 218 babies wearing nylons.
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Offline achtung

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Re: One day...
Reply #51 on: March 27, 2011, 08:31:01 pm
so Billie Mays dropped from the heavens in a fusion-powered cadillac to take the babies with him to oxy-heaven
FreeSpaceMods.net | FatHax | ??????
In the wise words of Charles de Gaulle, "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

Formerly known as Swantz
 

Offline Marcov

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Re: One day...
Reply #52 on: March 27, 2011, 08:39:49 pm
...so the Shivan parents got so mad they started to...
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

~FreeSpace: The Battle of Endor (voice dub)~
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM
Part 3/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBLKYt_oG0

Old (original) videos:
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ygskaoUtE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uoPTksBlI
 

Offline Kopachris

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Re: One day...
Reply #53 on: March 27, 2011, 10:15:36 pm
start eating the tires of the Cadillac!
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Offline Thaeris

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Re: One day...
Reply #54 on: March 27, 2011, 10:33:41 pm
To which Billy replied,

HEY, BILLIE MAYS HERE, TO TELL YOU THAT WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED ANY ROADS!!!...
"trolls are clearly social rejects and therefore should be isolated from society, or perhaps impaled."

-Nuke



"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."


"Jesus saves.

Everyone else takes normal damage."

-Flipside

"pirating software is a lesser evil than stealing but its still evil. but since i pride myself for being evil, almost anything is fair game."


"i never understood why women get the creeps so ****ing easily. i mean most serial killers act perfectly normal, until they kill you."

-Nuke
 

Offline Kopachris

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Re: One day...
Reply #55 on: March 27, 2011, 10:36:29 pm
...Because I'm taking you all straight to Hell!"
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Offline watsisname

Re: One day...
Reply #56 on: March 27, 2011, 10:40:49 pm
The End.

In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: One day...
Reply #57 on: March 28, 2011, 02:30:15 am
...for all those babies, but Admiral Bosch still had a quite angry Mr T and Carl to deal with...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Marcov

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Re: One day...
Reply #58 on: March 28, 2011, 04:59:11 am
...but Bosch used his ultra-dense several-ton laptop which splattered Mr T's head to pieces but is rather ineffective against Carl who can do several kilotons of damage using his claws so Bosch tries to...
With the rapid increase of FS fan-made campaigns, we're giving the GTVA a harder time with more violence and genocide.

~FreeSpace: The Battle of Endor (voice dub)~
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9K9-Y1JBTE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM
Part 3/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBLKYt_oG0

Old (original) videos:
Part 1/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ygskaoUtE
Part 2/4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0uoPTksBlI
 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: One day...
Reply #59 on: March 28, 2011, 05:03:22 am
eat Carl's claws...
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