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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
/has a deferment
You're my hero, man.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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Offline newman

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
I managed to get out of mine. Kept postponing it due to being in college, and then they got rid of the whole compulsory military service thing. I didn't complain :P
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Offline Snail

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
You get something like a three year jail sentence if you don't serve while being eligible to serve in Singapore, though.

 

Offline newman

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
So, you can spend two years rolling in mud and being yelled at by kids who outrank you, or you can spend 3 years in peace and quiet with the government picking up the bill for your accommodation and food.. hmm.. tough one :P (before someone starts explaining how wrong I am and how you get anally probed in prisons, I *am* joking here)
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Offline Snail

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Interesting story I heard about NS (may or may not be true), one guy was able to get away with saying he was "allergic" to sunlight or something. The Drill Sergeant carried an umbrella around for him.

Another guy said he gets panic attacks around firearms and was exempted from a fair number of training exercises. So instead he went home and played CoD.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
WATCH OUT while on station :lol: keep your head down through basic and use the month to GET FITTER as well as getting your stuff in order. IE Jogging, Press ups, Sits ups. Best advice i can give you is to try doing 5-10 every day and increase the number as you go along.

It WILL make life easier. Also Shouting is not personal, the beatings will continue until morale improves, and quitters never win, winners never quit.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Mika

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
In the hindsight my army service had its bad moments, but the outcome is actually rather positive. It was the best school that really prepares for life that I have so far attended. I only realized this years later, though. So it's not that bad, and unless you have a physical handicap, you can get through it. Trust me, time goes fast there.

Originally everybody thought that the riflemen have it worst (even in peace time), but based on what I heard from other branches of service, being a rifleman was actually the most interesting choice (again, in peace time). Plenty of variety there. But this applies for Defence Forces here, I don't know the system in Singapore.
Relaxed movement is always more effective than forced movement.

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
WATCH OUT while on station :lol: keep your head down through basic and use the month to GET FITTER as well as getting your stuff in order. IE Jogging, Press ups, Sits ups. Best advice i can give you is to try doing 5-10 every day and increase the number as you go along.

It WILL make life easier. Also Shouting is not personal, the beatings will continue until morale improves, and quitters never win, winners never quit.

Ditto on this.  1000x.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Aren't you still subject to conscription if you're a citizen of the country?
I'm not interested in being citizen of this country anymore. It was kinda outa my hands when it happened. You don't have many choices when you're 11.
I know that might kinda put me in bad light, but if you wasted seven years in one place, you'd probably want to leave, too.

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
A'ight, fair enough.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
WATCH OUT while on station :lol: keep your head down through basic and use the month to GET FITTER as well as getting your stuff in order. IE Jogging, Press ups, Sits ups. Best advice i can give you is to try doing 5-10 every day and increase the number as you go along.

It WILL make life easier. Also Shouting is not personal, the beatings will continue until morale improves, and quitters never win, winners never quit.

Ditto on this.  1000x.


So.......... How goes the Exer-mah-cise?
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Snail

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
He's busy beta-testing. :P

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Oh dear.

I REAAAALLLLLLLLLY hope that Singapore armed forces don't push/beast/motivate/encourage physical fitness improvement as "aggressively" as my fair Army.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
My mum fell ill yesterday, so I've been staying at home taking care of stuff. I try to go out to the beach and exercise when I can, but if I can't, I do my exercise indoors.

Yes, I also have to deal with beta-testing, but I cannot test the missions properly if I do not have a Mac-compatible BP build.
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Yeah, physical fitness definitely isn't something you want to put off.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
2 Minutes of push ups, 2 Minutes of situps every morning, and run everywhere you'd normally walk to, Ie - shops, school. If you run out of breath, just walk briskly til you catch it again and ZOOOoooooooooomm!!
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline newman

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Come on guys, who's the drill sergeant supposed to yell at if he does everything right? :P
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Drill sergeant will still yell at you even if you do everything right :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
Drill sergeant will still yell at you even if you do everything right :p


This, is, FACT. :lol: To forge a soldier, the civilian identity must be smashed, broken, obliterated. Then you are able to be rebuilt, remade in the ideal image.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline newman

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Re: I Have Been Called Up
I know, I know. It's just more fun /to the observer/ if the recruit doesn't do everything right.

*newman grabs some popcorn and makes a mental note to re-watch Full Metal Jacket in anticipation of andro's reports :P
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb