[wEvil]

At First I was afraid, I was petrified
> >> > > By the ugly sl*pper that was lying by my side
> >> > > I would've drunk a little less,
> >> > > I would've tried to keep my head.
> >> > > If I'd known for just one second you'd
> >> > > Assault me in your bed.
> >> > >
> >> > > I tried to go, walk out the door
> >> > > But you've been sitting on my legs and I
> >> > > Can't feel them anymore
> >> > > And now you're sitting on my face, my nose
> >> > > Has vanished - not a trace,
> >> > > I only hope that your big knickers are not
> >> > > Made of liquorice lace
> >> > >
> >> > > I want to go, I've got to leave
> >> > > Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
> >> > > I Only hope that no one saw me walking home
> >> > > With such a sl*t
> >> > > Oh God the things that you can get up to when you're
> >> > > Half cut.
> >> > >
> >> > > I can't believe, I'm lying here.
> >> > > It's all 'cos of that evil drink that
> >> > > We call beer
> >> > > You can all sod your beer goggles, I must
> >> > > Have been so blind
> >> > > To mistake that Hoover dam for a sexy young behind.
> >> > >
> >> > > Please let me go, I'm getting scared
> >> > > There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly
> >> > > Breasts from being bared.
> >> > > I think that I must have been mad, God what
> >> > > Made me want to court her?
> >> > > With tits that look like Tesco bags I've just
> >> > > Filled up with water
> >> > >
> >> > > It's time to go, run out the door
> >> > > She's started hinting that she wants sex on her
> >> > > Dirty lino floor
> >> > > I don't think there's anything worse
> >> > > Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
> >> > >
> >> > > I WILL SURVIVE!

[Zeronet]

[wEvil]

I didn't write it!

[Kellan]

Originally posted by Zeronet

That's no excuse, wEvil.

[Zeronet]

But you did post it.

[wEvil]

Bah..everythings' more funny after a couple of drinks.

[Kellan]

Originally posted by wEvil
Bah..everythings' more funny after a couple of drinks.

So how many drinks did you have, then. Round about 20?

[wEvil]

Well...its not like I have anything better to do at the moment....apart from writing an essay for tuesday.

[Zeronet]

Its offencive material.

[Redfang]

 
Yeah, right. spam...

[wEvil]

well, i saw it posted up on my uni's bb and thought i'd post it here.


which bit is offensive (dont be an idiot and say "all of it")

I actually found parts of it quite funny, although the third and fourth verses are a little ropey.

[Kellan]

Originally posted by wEvil

Well...its not like I have anything better to do at the moment....apart from writing an essay for tuesday.

I have several to do for Tuesday. In fact, I should be revising but I can't motivate myself to do so.

[Redfang]

Originally posted by wEvil
which bit is offensive (dont be an idiot and say "all of it")

I don't care if it's offensive, but I didn't even read all of it... blah... should I?

[Kellan]

Originally posted by Redfang


I don't care if it's offensive, but I didn't even read all of it... blah... should I?

No. I'm having more fun pretending to analyse wEvil's drinking habits.

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Kellan


I have several to do for Tuesday. In fact, I should be revising but I can't motivate myself to do so.

I have a 2 hour maths exam tomorrow, plus a 1 hour 30 mins english exam and i cant be bothered to revise that much. I get too nervous plus i have English coursework due on Wednesday, but i,ve already done all that, it just needs touching up and correcting.

[wEvil]

Bah, fine.  Don't have a sense of humour and a little chuckle.

Just let the thread drop.

The only reason I found it entertaining was that every time I go to the union club they play the origional of that song - and I absolutely despise it.

My drinking habits?  Simple.

If it's in front of me, it won't be in 5 minutes.

[Zeronet]

Post up what you've done on the Tesser ship, even if its a simple little drawing.

[Kellan]

Originally posted by wEvil
The only reason I found it entertaining was that every time I go to the union club they play the origional of that song - and I absolutely despise it.

My drinking habits?  Simple.

If it's in front of me, it won't be in 5 minutes.

I also despise that song, though a little less than Bohemian Crapsody.

And I hope that what's in front of you is drinkable before you start on it...

[wEvil]

the geometry and sketches are at uni, which i'll be leaving for shortly.

Very simple model and a pathetic half-sketch at the moment, like I said - been busy with work (character model, creature model, essay, mixed media animation, several presentations)

I'll post up something on tuesday when I can get to upload some stuff.

And yes, I do beleive in those signs - it actually works too (for me)

Kellan - not sure.  The stuff I was drinking on friday bore a striking similarity to meths.....

[an0n]

Have any of you guys seen that 3d animation of the alien singing I Will Survive and then gettintg squashed by a disco-ball. It's sooo funny.