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Offline newman

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #60 on: May 20, 2011, 11:53:27 am
Quote from: KewlToyZ on May 20, 2011, 11:48:37 am
I'll spend it in bed with a 6 ft blonde  :pimp:

You like Dolf Lundgren that much?
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #61 on: May 20, 2011, 12:24:44 pm
Quote from: newman on May 20, 2011, 11:53:27 am
Quote from: KewlToyZ on May 20, 2011, 11:48:37 am
I'll spend it in bed with a 6 ft blonde  :pimp:

You like Dolf Lundgren that much?
lol!!!
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #62 on: May 20, 2011, 01:01:33 pm
Quote from: newman on May 20, 2011, 11:53:27 am
Quote from: KewlToyZ on May 20, 2011, 11:48:37 am
I'll spend it in bed with a 6 ft blonde  :pimp:

You like Dolf Lundgren that much?

Why not a 6 ft and 6 inches blonde?
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #63 on: May 20, 2011, 04:10:20 pm
Quote from: Mongoose on May 20, 2011, 11:16:08 am
Quote from: G0atmaster on May 20, 2011, 06:06:53 am
Just what, exactly, are us Koolaid-abstinent Christians supposed to do about people like this? He owns a freaking radio broadcasting company. He's a joke at best and a false prophet at worst. I can say that all I want. But it's still not gonna change what he's doing.
Point and laugh like everyone else?

No, live right, talk right, walk right and be able to biblically reprove them.

Otherwise we can do nothing.
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #64 on: May 20, 2011, 04:14:12 pm
Well, I'll still be pointing and laughing even while I do all those other things. :p
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #65 on: May 20, 2011, 04:49:13 pm
So... the world was suppposed to end 49 minutes ago, right?
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #66 on: May 20, 2011, 05:08:47 pm
Quote from: SypheDMar on May 20, 2011, 04:49:13 pm
So... the world was suppposed to end 49 minutes ago, right?

It was postponed to q2 2012 so we can finish Mass Effect 3 first.
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #67 on: May 20, 2011, 05:09:49 pm
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #68 on: May 20, 2011, 05:13:56 pm
Quote from: -Joshua- on May 20, 2011, 01:01:33 pm
Quote from: newman on May 20, 2011, 11:53:27 am
Quote from: KewlToyZ on May 20, 2011, 11:48:37 am
I'll spend it in bed with a 6 ft blonde  :pimp:

You like Dolf Lundgren that much?

Why not a 6 ft and 6 inches blonde?
If I put her in some 6" heels....
Thanks for the happy thoughts :D
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #69 on: May 20, 2011, 05:37:29 pm
Well, it's an hour and a half into the date for the end of the world here in Jerusalem, Israel, and I'm still here.... 22.5 hours to go I guess. :p

This reminds me of that book "88 Reasons Why Jesus Will Return in '88". Followed by the sequel, "89 Reasons Why Jesus Will Return in '89", of course. :lol:

EDIT: The guy's 2 domains expire this year. At least he's not wasting any money... :p
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #70 on: May 20, 2011, 05:50:55 pm
Quote from: Sandwich on May 20, 2011, 05:37:29 pm
Well, it's an hour and a half into the date for the end of the world here in Jerusalem, Israel, and I'm still here.... 22.5 hours to go I guess. :p

This reminds me of that book "88 Reasons Why Jesus Will Return in '88". Followed by the sequel, "89 Reasons Why Jesus Will Return in '89", of course. :lol:

EDIT: The guy's 2 domains expire this year. At least he's not wasting any money... :p
Did it go up to "No Reason Why Jesus Will Return in '00"?
  

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #71 on: May 20, 2011, 05:55:51 pm
A Jesus returns every couple of days.
Most of them are fake though.
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #72 on: May 20, 2011, 06:28:25 pm
wecantknow.com has its timer at 1 day left... think something is screwed up there. Oh well.
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #73 on: May 20, 2011, 07:45:40 pm
Maybe the timer was Raptured.
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #74 on: May 20, 2011, 09:37:15 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131

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An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds

:lol:

He should probably charge more though. :D
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #75 on: May 20, 2011, 11:09:34 pm
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"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."

Seeing as Duke Nukem Forever is still not released, this is still relevant. :p  Thanks, Flipside.

I was going to quote "For none shall know the day or hour," etc., but BengalTiger beat me to it. :) For the Zen-esque chums around here, consider this question, how can man know the mind of God?
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #76 on: May 21, 2011, 12:36:49 am
Quote from: Thaeris on May 20, 2011, 11:09:34 pm
Quote from: Flipside
"Look on the bright side, how many release dates have been given for Doomsday, and it still isn't out yet.

It's the Duke Nukem Forever of prophecies..."

Seeing as Duke Nukem Forever is still not released, this is still relevant. :p  Thanks, Flipside.

I was going to quote "For none shall know the day or hour," etc., but BengalTiger beat me to it. :) For the Zen-esque chums around here, consider this question, how can man know the mind of God?

Kind of like the Bible? ..... I know it's a smart assed remark, but I follow the lines of our essence carries what we really need to know....
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #77 on: May 21, 2011, 05:47:28 am
I'm feeling distinctly not dead at the moment, having just woken up from a nice 8hr sleep. What small bit of the world I can see from my windows looks to be ok, too. How very unsurprising :p
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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #78 on: May 21, 2011, 06:12:25 am
Sometimes I wonder if one of the reasons Jesus hasn't returned yet is because of that verse that states, "No man knows the day or hour" - people keep on predicting He'll come back on this day or that one and don't leave Him an unguessed day to actually come back on... :doubt: :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Re: Read Quick! (Details inside!) AKA May 21, 2011.
Reply #79 on: May 21, 2011, 06:20:49 am
:lol: I, also, get a vision of Jesus sitting in heaven with a diary crossing off dates....

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