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Offline Kosh

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Personality Disorder Test
on: May 17, 2011, 07:32:33 am
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv


Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 07:47:49 am
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Veers

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 07:50:12 am
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

That was fun :), I do enjoy quizes and such things. Despite the actual topic its on. hmm.. a few too many high's in this one I think.
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Offline Kopachris

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #3 on: May 17, 2011, 07:52:11 am
The problem with these tests is that they assume that a person can't keep a pretense.  For example:  "Do other people accuse you of being manipulative?"  No, they don't, because they don't know that I'm manipulating them.

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 08:34:21 am
This one i feel is NONSENSE >:p

I'm not dependant.

edit - Or histrionic :p

Paranoid:  High
Schizoid:  Very High
Schizotypal:  Very High
Antisocial:  High
Borderline:  Very High
Histrionic:  Very High
Narcissistic:  High
Avoidant:  High
Dependent:  Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:  High
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Offline X3N0-Life-Form

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #5 on: May 17, 2011, 09:45:41 am
Boolean answers are evil. Will try this later though.
 

Offline Kolgena

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 09:54:11 am
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

ololol.

Also, it seems that GD is slowly turning into FB, what with all these quizzes.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #7 on: May 17, 2011, 10:54:17 am
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

...

lulz
 

Offline Mars

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #8 on: May 17, 2011, 10:57:59 am
Your Results:

Paranoid:       Low
Schizoid:        Low   
Schizotypal:   Low   
Antisocial:   Low   
Borderline:   Low   
Histrionic:   High   
Narcissistic:   High
Avoidant:   Low
Dependent:   Low   
Obsessive-Compulsive:   Low

I'm pretty sure that's wrong - though I tried to answer honestly. I think I have a fairly well balanced opinion of myself, and occasionally like to be the center of attention.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #9 on: May 17, 2011, 11:02:45 am
* Snail is unable to function in society.



This was a lot more depressingly depressing than Dekker's
« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 11:08:08 am by Snail »
 

Offline Destiny

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #10 on: May 17, 2011, 11:42:58 am
Most of my answers should be 'I don't know' but there's no option so I rolled a dice.

Paranoid - High
Schizoid - Moderate
Schizotypal - Moderate
Anti-social - High
Borderline - Low
Histrionic - Low
Narcissist - Moderate
Avoident - Low
Dependent - Low
OCD - Moderate

I'm not sure if they're right or wrong, eh.
 

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 12:02:55 pm
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

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Offline Scotty

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #12 on: May 17, 2011, 12:13:43 pm
Paranoid:  High
Schizoid:  Very High
Schizotypal:  Very High
Antisocial:  Low
Borderline:  Very High
Histrionic:  Moderate 
Narcissistic:  Moderate
Avoidant:  Moderate 
Dependent:  High
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate

Not exactly surprised.
 

Offline Nohiki

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #13 on: May 17, 2011, 12:13:48 pm
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Surprisingly accurate, actually :)
 

Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #14 on: May 17, 2011, 12:33:38 pm
Online personality tests are incapable of distinguishing tendencies from clinical signs (and the terms used are clinical).  Absolute garbage, though potentially amusing.

* MP-Ryan notices that the test picked up on his narcissistic and obsessive/compulsive tendencies as moderate.

;)
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Offline Snail

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #15 on: May 17, 2011, 12:52:55 pm
* Snail mustn't run away
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #16 on: May 17, 2011, 01:02:12 pm
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Which is confusing, the reason I crave order is because I'm incredibly disorganised...
 

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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #17 on: May 17, 2011, 01:10:51 pm
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

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« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 01:35:45 pm by Rodo »
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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #18 on: May 17, 2011, 05:02:34 pm
Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    High
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    High
Narcissistic:    Low    
Avoidant:    High
Dependent:    Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:    High

I don't understand the High for schizotypal. I don't look for ghosts, dress oddly, feel paranoid, or ascribe to magical thinking. =/ Maybe it was the difficult to follow speech patterns or the avoidant traits.
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Re: Personality Disorder Test
Reply #19 on: May 17, 2011, 05:36:16 pm
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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