ah, my little experiment worked. ive managed to find out much....
now i know who among you suffers from that disease they recently uncovered. the one that makes your brain interpret puns as funny.
i would say that i also know who needs to lighten up, but thats already been pointed out as a pun, which i honestly wouldnt have even thought of until it was pointed out to me, and i dont want anyone here thinking i too have contracted acute punitis.
and one tidbit of information i did not expect, is most welcome. i now know to avoid Nuke's neighbourhood like the plague.
but seriously nuke, i never leave the house without a knife either. or a pool cue case with a pair of cherrywood kendo sticks.(honest truth. used to live in a bad neighbourhood, and even the one i am in now has some really big, really mean stray dogs, who all seem to know that i'm a cat person

the sticks ended up replacing the knives though. they had better reach and werent lethal when dealing with dogs, and since i padded them with a roll of TP each, then wrapped in silver duct tape, from a distance, they looked real, getting me out of 1 particular fight. also, i used to give some of the neigborhood kids fencing lessons, and the cherrywood kendo's are lighter, hurt less, and are a LOT cheaper than fencing foils and epees, plus ya dont have to worry about knife length limit laws.)
also, there is a problem on my street with stray ninja. we've called animal control, but they just tried to have us committed. we try to leave food out for them, but lately the raccoons have been stealing the rice balls and sake' we leave out for them. i can tell because all the coonies around my house drop massive loads, and tend to pass out in the ditch. its no wonder those poor ninja have went feral, they are starving!
but seriously guys, those of you who didnt find this funny, im just trying to get a smile outta someone! though i have to agree as well, the thread ended up being funnier than the topic!